figures only a Raider would have the balls to pull that off.

Now don't you guys have anything constructive to do before I draft your SLs a nasty letter about his troopers having too much free time?

Artwork as crappy as that is an insult to whoever made it.

But on a different, and totally Squad related topic... congradulations Raiders, nearly all of you reported in (in some form).  But since there wasnt a full showing, you'll have to listen to my terrible joke.

Warning, the following joke includes multiple uses of the word, sex.  If you, or your loved ones are opposed to sex, the word sex, or anything that has to do with sex; don't read the following paragraph.

A little boy walks into a whore house with a dead frog tied to a string trailing behind him.  He calls for the head whore and asks to have sex with a whore with aids.  The head whore calls for her sluttiest whore and she throws him in the dirtiest and sluttiest of rooms with her.  Afterwords, the whore asks the little boy why he wanted to have sex with a girl with aids.  The little boy replied that as soon as he got home, his baby sitter with have sex with him because she likes little boys.  Then she will have sex with the little boy's dad because he likes teenage girls.  Then the little boy's dad will have sex with the little boy's mother.  And finally his mother will have sex with the mailman.  The whore asked why he wanted to give aids to someone like the mailman.  The little boy replied, "The mailman ran over my frog".

Ron I have a gift for you. Might I introduce Private First Class Beta40....one of our returnees. He'd like to get back in the swing of things so be nice You are now full. Congratulations!

hey Beta welcome to the squad, currently we're in the midst of a competition. We're out to win this competition and since your on our squad you find yourself asking how can I help?

Currently there is a story at the link at the bottom of the sentence.
http://comnet.imperialnetwork.com/topic/12359/page/2/

Raiders is completing a minor objective and we'll be more than happy to write you in tomorrow at the completion of the objective when we regroup with the platoon.

You can challenge other members into VE approved games theres a list in your profile which you can find in the roster section of the main page, additionally we recently started playing Combat Arms a free FPS which can be downloaded through searching it on google. When playing for the competition you must save a copy of the final score and submit it to Arnaut and Kanderin Draken.

Graphics is another way to score points you must create graphics that have some relevancy towards the story. Usually we use photoshop or Gimp, Gimp being a free program once again locatable on google.

If there are any questions or comments let me know.

Alright guys, were making progress; one post at a time.  We're currently finished with our objectives for now, but that's only until tommorrow.  I'd like to see some quality posts now, people, I'm talking at least 700-1000 words.  I know it takes some time, I write a thousand words in a good half-hour to fourty-five minutes (depends how in to it I am).  Just think of the rewards that comes with it all.

Sounds good to me, RB; I'll get on mIRC later and we can talk (I have some ideas).

On another note, Reports are due; those of you who haven't reported, get em in.

RAIDERS,

I apologize greatly for my lack of activity. I've been busy with studying for the end of school, and getting a bunch of other stuff (like getting a summer job, and spending time with my girlfriend) squared away. I know I have yet to post at all this week on the competition, but trust me: I will be posting as soon as I get the chance, and actually have some muse running.

For those of you who include me in their posts, here are some things that are running through Jae's head right now (just in case you want to clear a few things up with any of my C/D):

-Jae LIKES Rogueboy. She does find him attractive, and thinks that his little attempts to hide his obvious affection are adorable.
-Jae is really worried about Havock, and is honestly starting to show jealousy of how close her and Ron have gotten.
-Jae REALLY wants to show Ron how she is able to take command when needed. She's determined to show Ron that she is the best choice for any ASL out there, despite already having the job, she still feels that she needs to prove this to Ron. Combat wise mostly.

OKAY. Yeah... so if you want to include any C/D with Jae in it, there ya go.

And again, guys, sorry about not posting. I feel like a horrible ASL right now, but yanno.... My girlfriend is finally back for the summer. I'm happy... really happy, and she goes in for surgery on Monday, so I am going to be spending a lot of time with her between now and then.

-Salutes-

Carry on, lovies.

Uh, hun. I'm not Havock. xD

And about the report, I'm typing it up as we speak.

StarFruit wrote:Uh, hun. I'm not Havock. xD

Ah, me.  That's awkward.  Well you know what I meant, and so does everyone else... so.. yeah. 

*assumes an air of as much dignity as is possible to muster given the circumstances...*

To distract you all from said stupidity, I offer a peace offering (one that some of you have seen before)



Tada, pretty graphic.

I am sorry I have not been able to post much and will not be able to post again to Monday.

/me slaps Kand upside the head and drags him back to Wraith.

Sorry about him

>.>
<.<

HELL YA! GIRL POWER!

As of our new side objective (saving Havock):

I CALL SAVING HER ASS!

Since I will finally have enough time to post here and there, and maybe even a SHIT load, depending on my school schedule, I will be pumping up those posts for us RAIDERS! I've had TONS of muse lately, and I am definitely going to save our little Havock!

So pleeeaaasseeeeee please please please please please please please please please when it comes down to the actual saving... I wanna do it... Heh heh

/me puppy eyes.

Whee!

Ron there is a problem there is only 6 members of 9 members posting on the competition