THE POLE has begun.  <echo>Let's get ready to rumble....</echo>

It is now time for THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!!

THE POLE is where we will have the feats of strength for Festivus.  It is basically an all out brawl with you against everyone.  Just make sure to keep it PG-13.

You will basically be you fighting against other members.  The member that you are fighting against will need to have their name contained in your post as well as being bolded by BBCode.

Since I had forgot to post this up last night, THE POLE will run for 24 hours from the time of this post.

Once 24 hours are up, the feats of strength will be over.

RULES:
- only ONE valid consecutive post per member
-- not more than one post in a row by the same member
- at least one member name must be bolded by using BBCodes (member name)
-- only the first member name in the post will be counted
-- can ONLY use member names that are already in THE POLE topic (only after the first 5 feats of strength)
- do not post your own name in bold
- minimum of 15 words per post
- follow the code of conduct
- no editing of messages
- BBCodes must be enabled for each post

The prizes will have a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place for EACH prize.  First place is 1,000,000 ICs, second place is 750,000 ICs, and third place is 500,000 ICs.

PRIZES:
- The person to post the last feat of strength will win 1,000,000 ICs
- The person with the most feats of strength will win 1,000,000 ICs
- The person who had their name listed the most in the feats of strengths will win 1,000,000 ICs.
- Each feat of strength is worth 2,500 ICs

I will NOT be cleaning the posts until AFTER THE POLE is over.  So if someone makes an invalid post, then just keep posting; but make sure to make valid posts so they don't all get deleted.

Let me know if there are any questions by posting them up in the Holiday Season 2007 topic.

Ready, set, GO!!

(Edit:  Only use member names that are currently in THE POLE topic; this will basically keep THE POLE as a big brawling room.  The first 5 posts do not need to follow this rule.)

Ken sneaks up behind Leon with his E-11, then swings it into Leon's head. He lunges at Leon and grapples with him, forcing him closer and closer to the edge of a very dramatic canyon.

Alan slammed his fist into the face of Leon satisfied to hear his nose shattering in several places.

Alan launches his foot at the knee of Vince hearing the bones in his kneecap shatter.

With a thunderous battle cry, Alan launched himself at Kadann slamming his head repeatedly into the floor shouting "show me the money!"

Leth, having been away for quite some time was more than overjoyed to see a brawl taking place.  He charged into the fray, took tha naked Cosmic by the throat and started punching him repeatedly while shouting "THIS. . . IS. . .  FESTIVUS!"

Appalled at his superior's conduct unbecoming an Imperial officer, Arturus puts on a set of Mrrrrr proof armor over his uniform, takes off his gloves and grips them in one hand, and marches over to Riel Fury, smacking him hard across the face with the ring on his finger following through to hit him in the lip.

Raigen sneaks up on darkhawk and drops the SSD Atrus on him, smashing him into a bloody mess that the janitor would be occupied with later.

Raigen slammed Ironweasel into the floor and pulled his face out of his arse...DOMINATION!!!

Nymall rolls over and plants a talloned, amphibian foot in Casca's stomach, causing him to reel backwards and topple over a chair... REBUKED!!!!

Using a Towel, A Thermal Detornator and three feet of string, Nymall sets of a explosion that confuses and perplexes Riel Fury, giving Nymall just enough time to sneak behind him and drop a table on his head.

McGuyver would be so proud...

OOC:

Sorry... had to do it... lol

Nymall, feeling the boot of his victorious foe, takes one, last heroic action and raises his leg while rolling, causing D'har Leth to stumble back a few feet, choking on his half-spewn, fireball.

As D'har Leth stands there gasping, Nymall calls out a warcry and roundhouse kick's him to the head, sending him sprawling, before falling back down to the floor in exaustion.

Raigen scratched at the dirt with his hooves before charging and ramming his horns up Riel Fury's assotomic hole.  Only I can humiliate Darkhawk like that on THE POLE.  Raigen yells his battlecry "TALLY HO SPORK UP THE A-HOLE" and goes off to rape and pillage, maybe even slaughter a dolphin to celebrate.....I do it for the negative attention.

Raigen beat up the pole with IronWeasle, prompting him to leave the replywar knockoffs to the professionals.  He then ground his bones to make his bread, and it was a mighty fine bread indeed...The special bread...the kind that comes in bread pudding.  He then dropped an oil drum full of Mountain Dew on his leftovers...Keg Party.

Max picks up Orobos, before flinging him down into a pile of bantha manure with a judo throw