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JMac
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  What do you get......
October 28, 2005 3:08:14 PM    View the profile of JMac 
.....when you cross a cow, two liters of Mountain Dew, four ferrets, and a box of Cracker Jacks?

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The idea of an honorable fight is a joke.  What is honorable about harming another human?  To win a fight, you have to forget about honor, forget yourself, and lose yourself in a cold burning fire.  You have to strike until your target stops moving, smile as they bleed, and kill what soon will be no more then a red pulp a thousand times in your heart before you commit to violence.
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October 28, 2005 3:26:25 PM    View the profile of Sniping101 
It sounds like a party I can't decide if i'd like to be invited to or not.
 
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Storm you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.

" (I) Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"


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  RE: What do you get......
October 29, 2005 2:26:44 PM    View the profile of smithyboi05 
Lol.

Dunno what do you get if it's a party then there will always be fresh milk
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October 29, 2005 4:17:03 PM    View the profile of Jack Nebulax 
Four ferrets named Jack that eat crackers while drinking two liters of Moo-tain Dew.
 
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October 29, 2005 4:36:32 PM    View the profile of Giovanni Bryden 
a phazed out cow and 4 very hyper sterile ferrets.
 
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Storm you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
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October 30, 2005 7:42:33 AM    View the profile of smithyboi05 
ferrets are always hyper mainly mine lol
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October 30, 2005 3:32:25 PM    View the profile of Sniping101 
Gio, you get ten points, for using the phrase "sterile ferrets". Good Job, Man.
 
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Storm you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.

" (I) Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"


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October 30, 2005 4:51:12 PM    View the profile of Garet Daimun 
Wait a sec, where does sterile come into this?
 
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October 30, 2005 4:51:59 PM    View the profile of Jack Nebulax 
It's Snipes.
 
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October 30, 2005 5:06:20 PM    View the profile of chipmunk man 
"Wait a sec, where does sterile come into this?"

Lots of Mountain Dew=sterility.
 
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October 30, 2005 5:21:51 PM    View the profile of Sniping101 
Hey, for Snipes being sterile is a good thing, don't have to worry about accidently having mini-Snipes running around.
 
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Storm you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.

" (I) Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"


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October 31, 2005 2:28:37 PM    View the profile of Jack Nebulax 
That's why Mountain Dew is sooooo good.
 
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October 31, 2005 6:59:42 PM    View the profile of JMac 
It's why I make sure I give some to Chippy whenever I can....Lord knows he should never, ever be able to propogate.
 
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The idea of an honorable fight is a joke. What is honorable about harming another human? To win a fight, you have to forget about honor, forget yourself, and lose yourself in a cold burning fire. You have to strike until your target stops moving, smile as they bleed, and kill what soon will be no more then a red pulp a thousand times in your heart before you commit to violence.
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October 31, 2005 8:58:37 PM    View the profile of chipmunk man 
You know I hate Dew, and you know I'm waiting for marriage, thank you very much...
 
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October 31, 2005 11:14:26 PM    View the profile of JMac 
That's why I have to drug you first.  You shouldn't be able to advance your genes even if you are married.
 
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The idea of an honorable fight is a joke. What is honorable about harming another human? To win a fight, you have to forget about honor, forget yourself, and lose yourself in a cold burning fire. You have to strike until your target stops moving, smile as they bleed, and kill what soon will be no more then a red pulp a thousand times in your heart before you commit to violence.
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December 21, 2005 6:45:16 PM    View the profile of Rogueboy 
btw thats an urban legend (i think) mountain dew is made of the same ____ (fill in the blank) as all the other soft drinks artificial flavoring, sugar, and some other crap, but its all the same
 
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December 21, 2005 6:55:12 PM    View the profile of Yillis 
theres alot mroe caffine in mountain dew.
 
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December 21, 2005 7:18:39 PM    View the profile of Sniping101 
It's made of quite different stuff than PEPSI or Coke, due to the fact that it looks and tastes different, if they were all made of the same thing than they would all look and taste the same. I shouldn't have to explain that.
 
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December 21, 2005 11:11:07 PM    View the profile of Trevor Evenson 
Wow..topic revival...
 
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December 22, 2005 12:27:06 AM    View the profile of Rogueboy 
so im officially gonna go buy a can of coke and a can of mountain dew and read out the ingredients; they will most likey be the same only difference should be the artificial flavoring and color and this may come off kinda mean not that i want it to but if no one wants topic revival why do we keep all these boards? surely they take up room
 
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December 22, 2005 12:40:23 AM    View the profile of Sniping101 
For reference.

Mountain Dew Pitch Black 2 (only MD i have on hand)

Carbonated Water.
High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Citric Acid.
Natural Flavors.
Sodium Benzoate.
Caffeine.
Sodium Citrate.
Gum Arabic.
Ascorbic Acid.
Red 40.
Calcium Disodium EDTA.
Brominated Begetable Oil.
Blue 1.

PEPSI.
Carbonated Water.
High Fructose Corn Syrup AND/OR Sugar.
Caramel Color.
Phosphoric Acid
Caffeine.
Citric Acid.
Natural Flavors.

Dr. Pepper.

Carbonated Water.
High Fructose Corn Syrup AND/OR Sugar.
Caramel Color.
Phosphoric Acid.
Artificial and Natural Flavors.
Sodium Benzoate.
Caffeine.

Sorry, I don't have a bottle of coke or regular Mountain Dew laying around here.

It should be noted that it was/is the yellow coloring in Mountain Dew that was supposed to kill sperm count.
 
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December 26, 2005 12:37:27 AM    View the profile of Rogueboy 
wow someone did their homework, i kinda ment to do it whenever someone was drinking a mountain dew and i had a pepsi
 
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December 26, 2005 2:44:30 AM    View the profile of Sniping101 
I bought pop by the 2 liter bottles and drank about one and a half a day. So i just have bottles lying around here, I'm horrible at cleaning up.
 
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December 28, 2005 2:56:14 PM    View the profile of Arturus 
Can you say diabetes?
 
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December 28, 2005 3:02:10 PM    View the profile of Angel 
It's the yellow 5 dye in mountain dew fools. It doesn't make you sterile, it lowers your sperm count after drinking it for about the oh.... 10 seconds it takes the male body to produce more.
 
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December 28, 2005 7:54:12 PM    View the profile of Sniping101 
I don't drink that much anymore, and i did get a bottle of coke now so heres the list.

Carbonated Water
High Fructose Corn Syrup AND/OR Sucrose.
Caramel Color.
Phosphoric Acid.
Natural (Icky) Flavors.
Caffeine.

yeah, the lower the sperm count one was the one i originaly heard, i just love exagerations.
 
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December 28, 2005 8:28:45 PM    View the profile of Trevor Evenson 
lol, thats funny.

Natural (Icky) Flavors

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