Hellra
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Dear Dad...
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September 16, 2005
11:24:32 AM
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed Was nicely made
and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the
center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with
Joan and she is so nice, even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.
Even though you won't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer
in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more
children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and
trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray
that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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Lance Corporal Hellra
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Garet Daimun
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 16, 2005
11:40:30 AM
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Inspiring... -----------------------
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Darr-Rann
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 16, 2005
11:43:39 AM
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Wow... Interesting... -----------------------
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 16, 2005
1:52:01 PM
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Clever. I thought the last part was funny, but the rest, makes me feel kind of sad because there really are teenagers out there like the person the guy wrote about in his letter. -----------------------
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zar mulix
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 16, 2005
5:25:13 PM
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that's nice...interesting...and I found the last part funny -----------------------
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 16, 2005
6:05:49 PM
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yeah, the last part was funny lol, that would be great to use for my next report card... :| -----------------------
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Slick
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 16, 2005
6:11:02 PM
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I'm torn on how I percieve it, but I am interested on how you would come up with such a thing Hellra. Oh well. A comical piece to say the least. -----------------------
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Giovanni Bryden
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 16, 2005
10:11:05 PM
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Its not hers. Ive seen it here and there on forums, emails, myspace. Pretty funny. -----------------------
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Jennabelle
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 17, 2005
3:18:33 AM
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funny letter. -----------------------
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 22, 2005
6:49:23 AM
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I could have used that letter for my report cards I use to bring home, it would have saved me some good beatings. I'm pretty sure my Dad had a sense of humor. -----------------------
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RE: Dear Dad...
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September 30, 2005
5:59:48 AM
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me too... -----------------------
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