I saw these bumper stickers, and thought several were comical.  Thought I'd share them:

Alchohol:
1)I'm not drunk you shilly sit!
2)An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
3)That's not a beer belly! It's the fuel tank for my sex machine!
4)Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
5)My car's not a tree hugger, I'm drunk you idiot!
6)Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

Guns:
1)If it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed over night... USMC
2)Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't!
3)To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
4)There is nothing that can't be fixed by the proper application of hi-explosives - U.S. Airforce

Political:
1)It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC
2)If you can't stand behind our troops....stand IN FRONT of them.
3)You don't have to love war, but you should love your warrior.

That's about all I have for the moment. If you feel the need... tell me what you think!
 
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TRP/PFC Slick/3SQD/1PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[LoR]

My wife says I never listen to a word she says... or something like that.
 
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Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
CoT/BG Cosmic/HCA-3/SL/3SQD/2PLT/1COMP/1BAT/Tadath/VEA/VE [OPE][OTH][OPA][EW1][CDS][IH][GS][LM][SoS][CRoM][CoH][PoC][MSM][SCP][SoA][IOC]
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Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
SL/KPR Cosmic/Lion 1-1/Lopen/VEDJ/VE [VP][WoS2][KC1][SoY][EoP][OAK]
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Here's a freaky one:

"If you get any closer, I'll flick a snot onto your windshield."
 
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Revenge is what holds this galaxy together. Without it, the universe would be a boring place.

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Senior Chief Petty Officer and Reporter Jack Nebulax (*Formerly and No-Longer a ComNet Spammer*), Imperial Navy and VE Today Staff, Vast Empire.
XO/FL/SCPO Jack Nebulax/Nazgul 5 (2-1)/Wing 1/mSSD Atrus/Defensive Fleet/VEN/VE (=A=) (=*SA*=) [SV] [VC:S]
Rep|Int/Rep Jack Nebulax/Rep: 4/Reporters-Interviewers/VE/VET
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Admiral Jack Nebulax, third-in-command of the Auroran Defense Fleet (ADF) and leader of Nemesis Wing (Wing I)

"Do you follow Jesus this close?"
 
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SC/WO1 Chipmunk Man/Aegis 1/Phoenix/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE/(=A=)(=SA=)(=*MA*=)[LoC][MC:1]x3[LSM][VC:B]

"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you need to ask youself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya? Punk!"
-"Dirty" Harry Callahan

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

"I'm not gay, so get off my ass"

"My kid had sex with your honor student"

"my other ride is your wife" (also seen daughter)
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AS-2/ASL/SSG Jikkyo "Angel" Nimiichi/Iron Horse Squad/WildCard/Phoenix/Dragon/Osiris/Stormtrooper Corps/Vast Empire [LoR] [RoM] [BC] [CDS] [WM] [GRoM] {BoA}
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The Angel of Death
CM/DJK Jikkyo "Angel" Nimiichi/Eagle 1-1/Sith/Dark Jedi/Vast Empire/Lopen [VP:1]
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I'm the sheep that was lost, madre.

"My other ride wears combat boots."
 
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SC/WO1 Chipmunk Man/Aegis 1/Phoenix/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE/(=A=)(=SA=)(=*MA*=)[LoC][MC:1]x3[LSM][VC:B]

"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you need to ask youself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya? Punk!"
-"Dirty" Harry Callahan

This one isn't quite that funny, but I like it:

For all non-role players:
We do in one night what you do in a life time.

Other ones:

I still miss my ex,
but my aim is improving

I love to cook with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

I'll keep an eye out for other ones. ^_^
 
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Nazgul Squadron

SC/FM Tokijin/Nazgul 11/Wing 1/mSSD Atrus/Denfensive Fleet/VEN/VE (=*A*=)

~ Tokijin ~

All my cars have an "ooh-crap!" handle, because I'm tired of cleaning the seats.

I drive too fast for people to read my bumper stickers.

If you can read this, I must be parked.

I'll post more later.
 
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FM/SCR Linda_Irris/Kaph 10 (3-2)/Phoenix Wing/SSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE (=*A*=)