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July 16, 2003
10:21:50 PM
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So my wife and I are watching an old "Whose Line is it Anyway?" tonight and they had a very interesting category of stuff that they pull out of a hat. The topic was something like Boy Scout badges you have never heard of or something. There were only two but they were damn good:
- Table dancing
- Animal Gynecology
Now I just know this is the right group to get even stranger answers from. So humor me and get to it. -----------------------
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July 16, 2003
11:25:04 PM
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Haha! Yeah, very good.  -----------------------
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July 17, 2003
12:44:52 AM
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Oh my, oh my... Hmm.. Trying to think of something good to add, mind isn't working, its 3am...
I can't beat Animal Gynecology though, table dancing isn't too hard though, but trying to come up with a better one than Animal Gynecology is a toughie.
-Marijuana Farming?
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July 17, 2003
6:38:58 AM
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-street drag racing?
-smuggling?
-high explosives?
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July 17, 2003
8:29:32 AM
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S+M (whips and ballgags supplied by scout or parents)
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July 17, 2003
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July 17, 2003
9:56:20 AM
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Arsonist: The badge Boy Scout's get when they fail the Fire Safety requirements. -----------------------
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July 17, 2003
11:31:37 AM
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July 17, 2003
2:21:05 PM
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As a side note: as a former boy scout, myself, I can confirm that most boy scouts consider themselves pyromaniacs and that an arsonist merit badge is right around the corner. :P
Back to the regularly schedualled schnanigans.
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July 17, 2003
2:41:35 PM
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I was in the Scouts, too, for some years. I wasn't in the Boy Scouts long, though. Maybe a year or so. The Scout Master was terrible.
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July 17, 2003
3:55:57 PM
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-money laundering (not just clean, bleached!) -----------------------
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July 17, 2003
8:02:12 PM
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I'm an Eagle Scout. One thing I always tell people is that being a pyro is a prerequisite. Yeah, so I've got lighters... so I don't smoke. What's your point? -----------------------
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July 18, 2003
4:48:03 AM
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Point.. sharp bit at the end -----------------------
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July 19, 2003
10:34:01 PM
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Well, it's pretty terrible, but I know a rather tubby kid who was in the boy scouts and wanted to be a Kama Sutra Master...  -----------------------
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July 22, 2003
6:06:53 PM
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Some kid from my old troop soaked his hand in lighter fluid and stuck it in the campfire. Then he sat there for a minute of two just starring at his hand. When the fluid burned off, he dipped it in water, dried it off, and started again.
Gambling merit badge
Spud-gun merit badge
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July 22, 2003
6:33:46 PM
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House-wife merit badge... oh wait. That award is already being given out under a different name: Baking -----------------------
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July 22, 2003
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You mean Cooking? -----------------------
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July 22, 2003
8:55:25 PM
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i used to be a boy scout...made blowtorches with bug spray..
sexual orientation diversity merit badge
fire safety merit badge
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July 22, 2003
11:43:31 PM
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I got a Baking badge in the Cubs. -----------------------
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July 23, 2003
12:40:02 AM
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Hehehe, well, I'll bet your school likes to hit you up for bake sales
Lesse,
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July 23, 2003
5:43:46 PM
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ya know Tal, that's a good point. Why do you carry lighters? I never even thought of that......
but on a disgusting note...
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July 23, 2003
7:22:41 PM
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Ugh.. Oh! I had two girls show me that they could without gagging Sunday! Life is good... -----------------------
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July 23, 2003
7:23:30 PM
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Err, they used their middle finger.... yeah. -----------------------
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July 23, 2003
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Damn. You keep raising my hopes up, and then destroy them soon thereafter. *mutters 'Evil Talon'* -----------------------
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July 24, 2003
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im starting to wonder about cosmic....did they have really big middle fingers or something? -----------------------
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July 24, 2003
12:36:47 AM
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It was more like a length test. -----------------------
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