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Jakireth
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  Spice up your Marinara
April 9, 2006 4:00:54 PM    View the profile of Jakireth 
After reflecting upon the fact that I dropped my cellphone in a pot of boiling meatballs... I was thinking about the other crazy things people do to their little friends.

Tell what you did, and how long you had it before it happened.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 10, 2006 11:33:44 AM    View the profile of Rogueboy 
lets see my first cell lasted less than a week, my bro pushed me in the pool while i was fully clothed, i was so pissed ruined my wallet and phone.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 10, 2006 5:47:28 PM    View the profile of templar 
eh when I was like 6 and the pokemon epidemic struk. I bought a pokeball video game. The game was a hand held and it was in the shape and color of a pokeball. It even opened up and crap, cool. After three days of having it I decided to "pretend" I was Ash Ketchem and hurled the pokeball ten yards. Yeah, the little pokeball doesn't work anymore.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 10, 2006 8:54:55 PM    View the profile of Virius 
Surprisingly I have never broken my cell phones.

1st: I fell in the water trying to get out of a paddleboat with cell phone.
2nd: I fell in the water trying to get out of a kayak
3rd: I dropped my phone in the water when I was taking it out of my boot, so when I would have fallen, in which I thought I was going to
4th: I have dropped it countless times when my hand decided to just randomly open and it would bounce off the asphalt in my driveway.

Then I got a new cell phone because the old one was a kyocera and they suck so...

1st: Fell in the water again, surprisingly I got wet up to my pockets and not my shirt at all
2nd: My wallet and phone got wet when I went to Six Flags: Great America, my stuff was in a plastic zip bag and the zip, that I thought was closed opened up
3rd: Dropped it many times like my last phone
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 10, 2006 11:30:17 PM    View the profile of Fury 
Your phone is nigh-indestructible and it sucks?

Dude, features aside, that phone did NOT suck.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 11, 2006 12:35:50 AM    View the profile of Gunnay 
I dropped my phone off a three story balcony into a bush.  It survived.  I dropped it out my car door twice going maybe 10-20 MPH.  It survived.  My dog tried to eat it.  It survived.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 11, 2006 4:49:36 AM    View the profile of templar 
What no fair I was SITTING down and it fell out of my pocket and shattered into a dozen pieces...stupid getro.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 11, 2006 9:28:03 AM    View the profile of Virius 
No, Fury I meant that the features of the phone sucked, it was awesome that it survived so many dunks.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 11, 2006 7:19:11 PM    View the profile of Rogueboy 
lets see the phone i currently have hasnt taken much of a beating just one fall hit a table bounced and fell on the floor which made me groan oh so much until i opened and realised it still worked
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 11, 2006 7:23:36 PM    View the profile of CJ 
I dropped my phone into a river. When I finally fished it out it was still alive.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 12, 2006 10:52:24 PM    View the profile of Liquid 
Cell phone?

Let's see....

1. Survived me being burned by scalding hot fryer grease

2. survived being dropped into a creek 2 times (second time it took me an hour to find it, and it still worked)

3. I throw it around and all kinds of stuff all the time.

It's a motorola i730, if anyone wants one. I hate nextel, so I'm getting a new phone....I should ask the verizon guy how durable theirs are!
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 13, 2006 5:56:14 AM    View the profile of Jakireth 
Nextel...pwns...

*beeps*

"Where you at?"
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 15, 2006 1:42:27 PM    View the profile of Jacen Ren 
I once had a wallet with 135 dollars in it. I forgot to take it out of my dirty jeans that I was about to wash. After 3 hours in both the washer and the dryer.....it was mutated
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 17, 2006 4:32:14 PM    View the profile of templar 
Heh, ran over my gameboy DS with my Bike on accident. It still works but the bottem screen doesn't work very well... and their are nicks and scratches on the top scren and around the back.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 17, 2006 4:54:13 PM    View the profile of Zharyn 
My cell phone was burned alive.  It fell out of my pocket into a bonfire that we made when camping :P
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 9:03:46 AM    View the profile of chipmunk man 
After I got my adult baptism, I was changing into dry clothes in the bathroom. Cellphone slipped out of my hand and into the toilet. Instantly fried.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 9:22:46 AM    View the profile of demion_skar 
My phone got into my little brothers hands so what do kids do start trowing things around and my window was open and it went for a flight out of my window and smashed.  Then I was on a trampalion (soz bad spellin lol) then me I did a front flip and me phone, it never slib out me pocket it went flying out of my pocket and straight into a wall and landing in tiny little pieces.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 10:00:18 AM    View the profile of Zharyn 
My DS got stomped on by a MH kid at school.  Never worked again, either.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 10:08:54 AM    View the profile of demion_skar 
What did you do to him after he did that?  Did you whack him lol?
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 10:16:08 AM    View the profile of Zharyn 
1.  If you so much as lay a finger on those guys, you get in big trouble (suspension.)

2.  The teacher got mad at me for having it in the first place.

3.  I didn't have any feeling in my legs after that for a few minutes and was paralyzed by my anger.

As you can see, there wasn't much I could do.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 10:28:44 AM    View the profile of demion_skar 
Lol, you should have told the teacher that he took it from you and then stomped on it they would have got detention or somethin.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 10:30:19 AM    View the profile of Zharyn 
Dude, they can't get detentions; like I said, they're untouchable.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 10:39:30 AM    View the profile of demion_skar 
Dam wish I was one of them lol.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 10:43:37 AM    View the profile of Zharyn 
Wow.  That's a first.  I've never met someone who wished he was retarded.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 10:46:46 AM    View the profile of demion_skar 
Well at least you would get away with things lol,
just pretend you are one of them then you get away with everything, until they find out you was pretending to be retarded lol
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 11:22:57 AM    View the profile of Zharyn 
Then all those things you "got away with" come back and bite you in your aft section, not to mention getting in trouble for pretending to be retarded in the first place.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 11:46:14 AM    View the profile of demion_skar 
Lol that is what I was talking about it would be fun while it lasted lol ha ha ha ha
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 12:45:25 AM    View the profile of Zharyn 
But you'd be in a whole mess of trouble when it ended.  Not a fun way to go.
 
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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 1:48:16 PM    View the profile of Gunnay 
Sure it is, trouble rocks.  And don't take crap from kids like that, hell, if I ever had a problem with people trying to mess with me, I wouldn't.  Of course I don't have those problems.

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  RE: Spice up your Marinara
April 20, 2006 2:20:12 PM    View the profile of chipmunk man 
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"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you need to ask youself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya? Punk!"
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"Mr. Stratford, it's just a party..."
*wags finger* "...And Hell is just a sauna."
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