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Darr-Rann
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  You guys had to see this one
November 12, 2005 3:07:13 PM    View the profile of Darr-Rann 
    I saw this on the FES forums, and I had to share it with you guys. Its a few years old, so you may have seen it, but it's funny.
Sorry girls, but the math looks solid to me
 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
November 12, 2005 3:08:33 PM    View the profile of Darr-Rann 

 
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Wildcard you better hide your face, cause Storm is gonna rock this place.

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  RE: You guys had to see this one
November 12, 2005 3:19:59 PM    View the profile of Garet Daimun 
That's uh... Smart. Ya. Smart.
 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
November 12, 2005 3:31:17 PM    View the profile of Hellra 
*looks at the formula and smiles angelic.


 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
November 12, 2005 4:22:36 PM    View the profile of Giovanni Bryden 
I could've told you that.
 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
November 12, 2005 4:30:20 PM    View the profile of Yillis 
i've had that formula memorized for years now.
 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
November 12, 2005 7:32:29 PM    View the profile of chipmunk man 
/me cackles. 

That is funny, but you missed something. "Time and money" would be "time plus money." Therefore, Girls equal two times the square-root of evil.

And no, I hated algebra class.

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  RE: You guys had to see this one
November 12, 2005 7:44:01 PM    View the profile of Darr-Rann 
  Hey, I didn't write this, don't blame me if the person doesnt get algebra.
 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
December 21, 2005 6:13:37 PM    View the profile of Rogueboy 
lol my highschool economics teacher showed us that one years ago still i kinda forgot about it, and ironically we all thought he was gay.
 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
December 22, 2005 2:38:14 AM    View the profile of Tallanvor 
In logic, Time AND Money is Time x Money

If it were Time OR Money, then it would become Time + Money
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
December 22, 2005 1:33:27 PM    View the profile of Willtconq 
no, if it was Time or Money, it would be Time=Money, which would replace the equation with Girls=Time or Girls=Money.
 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
December 22, 2005 4:45:42 PM    View the profile of Angel 
yes, but the units of time and money don't work for addition, therefore multiplication is the only logical operator to use.

besides, I can tell from the reply's which of you have HAD girlfriends

(its definitely money x time)
 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
December 24, 2005 5:25:07 PM    View the profile of Drask 
Good ole FESies.
 
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December 24, 2005 9:13:30 PM    View the profile of Giovanni Bryden 
FESies kinda sounds like Fec....Nevermind.
 
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  RE: You guys had to see this one
December 24, 2005 11:04:41 PM    View the profile of chipmunk man 
No no, "and" is "+".

Girls = Time + Money
Time=Money

G=M+M
G=2M

M=s.r.E
G=2 x s.r.E

(Note: "s.r." means "square root")

Thus, girls equal two times the square-root of evil.

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-"Dirty" Harry Callahan
[This message has been edited by chipmunk man (edited December 24, 2005 11:07:07 PM)]
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