Sniping101
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The stuff you love to hate.
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October 15, 2005
1:19:38 AM
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I cant think of the word, this should be something like bumper stickers, but with things not just from bumper stickers.
our discussion on that depressing topic on failure lead me to this topics creation, so heres a few for you from various places.
"Lifes a b*tch and then you marry one"
"The Police never think its as funny as you do"
"In the Beginning there was nothing, then it exploded"
"I think therefore I'm Dangerous"
"Imagination is more important that Knowledge"
"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge"
"Don't Sweat the petty things, and dont pet the sweaty things!"
"If you're going to give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare"
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics"
"D.A.R.E = Drugs Are Realy Excellent"
"I'd Live up to my potential if it didnt cut into all my sitting around time"
"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable"
"One more repo and i'll be debt free!"
"I'm not myself today, maybe i'm you"
"Lifes a bitch, and some days it has puppies"
"Life sucks, and it leaves some mean hickies"
"There is no gravity, the earth SUCKS!"
"Life is short, break some rules"
"I tried snorting coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"Time Flies Like An Arrow. Fruit Flies Like A Banana."
"Logic tells us that dishonesty is the second-best policy"
"I dont know what makes you so dumb, but it realy works."
"Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go"
"Artificial Intellegence is no match for Real Stupidity."
"Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite"
"Polititions, like diapers, should be changed often, and for the same reasons."
"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings, I go to bars."
well theres some from the Snipes stash, please add, i found my notebook with a whole bunch of these things written down, theres more, but i'm tired, so i dont want to type anymore.
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Storm you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
" (I) Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"
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RE: The stuff you love to hate.
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October 15, 2005
10:12:32 AM
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alright i got a few...
That's not a beer belly! It's the fuel tank for my sex machine!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time
Friends are like condoms...they protect you when things get hard!
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
You think your all that and a bag of chips. Well i am all that and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow b*tch -----------------------
Storm you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
"A painless lesson, is one without any meaning. One who does not sacrifice anything, cannot achieive anything."
"Do. Or do not, There is no try."
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RE: The stuff you love to hate.
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October 15, 2005
3:20:19 PM
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I dunno if this could be a bumper sticker, but it struck me for a mo back then
I write news articles for the school, and our editor did the following after going through our articles.
She handed us each a wrapped condom with an exclamation mark drawn on it.
"Like a condom, you use the exclamation mark once," 
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Storm, you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
The world is about me, it revolves around me, take that in mind... :P
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October 15, 2005
3:52:09 PM
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I think i saw Talon driving around *here* today, know why i say that?
I saw a bumper sticker that said "Join the Dark Side, We've got cookies"
Hell, that phrase should definately go on the "About Writing" i am a fan of it already.
(yeah, i know, it wasnt Talon, but i like to pretend it was.)
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Storm you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
" (I) Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"
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October 16, 2005
3:06:44 AM
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Hehe, every time i see Revena use an exlamation, i really wanna sya that, but he is 13...meh.
Hehe, i can swear ive heard another one, sounding something like that also.
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Storm, you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
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October 16, 2005
12:22:26 AM
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Talon said, and i think FA had it in his sig: Join the Dark Side, Get a cookie. -----------------------
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Storm you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
" (I) Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"
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RE: The stuff you love to hate.
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October 24, 2005
3:40:01 PM
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Hehe, just have to toss a last one in ...
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eaven dont want me and hell's afraid im gonna take over...
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Storm, you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
The world is about me, it revolves around me, take that in mind... :P
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October 24, 2005
8:57:56 PM
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God only made a few perfect heads; to everyone else he gave hair.
(I'm not bald; not yet, anyway. It shall come for me soon...) -----------------------
SC/WO1 Chipmunk Man/Aegis 1/Phoenix/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE/(=A=)(=SA=)(=*MA*=)[LoC][MC:1]x3[LSM][VC:B]
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you need to ask youself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya? Punk!"
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October 26, 2005
2:42:48 PM
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"I'm not loosing hair, I'm getting head"
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Jaden Khaar
 I love Shazam!
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October 26, 2005
7:53:36 PM
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"I pretend to work. They Pretend to pay me."
"I'd like to help you out. Now which door did you come in?"
"Power corrupts but absolute power is kind of neat."
"I don't want to get rid of the voices in my head, they tell me everything is okay."
"Dragon onboard."
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October 26, 2005
8:04:43 PM
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"I don't listen to voices in my head, but they have some pretty good ideas" (cue Evil Grin) -----------------------
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Storm you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
" (I) Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"
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October 26, 2005
9:40:10 PM
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hehe I know that feeling
*Zar starts talking to himself and trails off* -----------------------
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October 29, 2005
12:28:11 AM
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Of the six sensse the most importent is common sense...:P -----------------------
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Storm, you better get your ass in gear, cause Wildcard's gonna make it hot in here.
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October 29, 2005
6:34:02 PM
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Three Army guys are standing on parade in a downpour. The infantryman says "Man, this sucks."
The airborne ranger says "Ah, I wish this would suck more..."
The green beret says "Come on, guys! I looooovve the way this sucks!"
Meanwhile, an Air Force plane is flying overhead. The pilot looks down and says "Gee, it sure sucks down there..." -----------------------
SC/WO1 Chipmunk Man/Aegis 1/Phoenix/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE/(=A=)(=SA=)(=*MA*=)[LoC][MC:1]x3[LSM][VC:B]
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you need to ask youself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya? Punk!"
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October 29, 2005
10:07:24 PM
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"If I wouldn't have failed all my classes I wouldn't have dropped out..."
or...
"I'd help you, but I don't feel like it."
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