Bear
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 28, 2003
3:38:36 PM
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Did you hear about the Bear in the pub?
He went in and said "Hmm. I'll have a.......... Whisky."
The barman says "Whats with the big pause?"
Good stuff, good stuff. -----------------------
Captain Aaron "Bear" Le'pue, NCC Adjutant & VE Today Chief Editor
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 29, 2003
5:48:25 AM
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...
Yeah. -----------------------
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 29, 2003
6:46:26 AM
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That's just a bastardisation of the horse and long face joke. *shakes her head* -----------------------
Skyalin Tel'sha
Formerly Jester Squad's chick with a sword
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 29, 2003
11:20:14 AM
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*shrugs*
I liked it -----------------------
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 29, 2003
12:12:14 AM
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When I first saw the title, I was expecting something more...
...but then I realized Bear had posted and expected something really stupid.
Hey, I was right. -----------------------
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Sheepy
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 29, 2003
12:16:56 AM
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Great joke Bear keep up the good work........... -----------------------
FM/WO2 Sheepy/Elite Viper 3-1/Phoenix
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 29, 2003
3:46:33 PM
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Oh! Oh!! I've got one.
A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch" 
Get it?   -----------------------
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 30, 2003
12:46:26 AM
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LOL! A redhead tells the doctor that everywhere she touches herself, it hurts. "You're not a redhead are you?" asks the doctor. "No, I'm blonde. How'd you know?" "Your FINGER is broken!" -----------------------
"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other &*@#$% die for his!"
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Otto Vox
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 30, 2003
2:53:05 PM
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Heh.
Ok, here's a true story.
This guy's mom is out of state on a business trip. She calls home collect and his 6 year old brother picks up the phone. The collect computer says:
"We have a Marcia on the line, will you accept charges?"
The kid drops the phone, runs into the other room and yells
"Dad, they've got mom and they want money!"
True story.  -----------------------
Sergeant First Class Otto Vox
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"Stars, hide your fires; let not light see my black and deep desires." - Macbeth
"Fear, fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, fear is my ally." - Darth Maul |
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January 31, 2003
6:02:57 PM
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Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated "Aaarrgh!" -----------------------
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"Disarm you with a smile and leave you like they left me here, to wither in denial." |
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RE: A flash of light in an ocean of darkness..
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January 31, 2003
6:43:55 PM
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*rolls on the floor laughing his heart out*
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Kam "Denethor" Vox
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"No one can guarantee victory during war, but only deserve it." -Winston Churchill
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MaraJade
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January 31, 2003
7:49:41 PM
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Now I know these jokes are terrible... why can I not help but laugh myself silly... sigh  -----------------------
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January 31, 2003
8:01:04 PM
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This place just brings out the best in people -----------------------
Kam "Denethor" Vox
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"No one can guarantee victory during war, but only deserve it." -Winston Churchill
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