There's always tension between the pilots and the crewmen on account of the former being awesome and the latter being... not awesome Note this is not a valid cause but it is nevertheless another underlying catalyst.

If you haven't been paid back yet, I will do so.

Great to see this activity, guys!

-Drac

Knowing Deep, I'd say it's a bit of both.

Anyway, I posted. Again, I apologize for the massive amount of CD, but I wanted to try writing a conversation that wasn't entirely internal monologue. (I failed miserably, but meh.) I left the end of the post fairly open since I didn't want to mess with anyone else's plans. (Well, that and I'm terrible at writing hand-to-hand combat.)

Okay, my post is up. I was feeling motivated

There once was a brave pilot called Seth,
Into the booze but not into meth,

He flew and he flew, all around space,
Numerous times, with a handsome young face

He looked up and looked down
the brave pilot looked around,

but never could he find with all his guile,
any substitute that came within a mile,

Of the witty rogue Deepsix,
Whose vigorous brogue did not mix,

With those of a certain class,
Who most definitely did not pass

His unflinching, piercing gaze
And in the end, were sent to a maze

It is said of these poor souls,
that their screams shrivel fat rolls,

but nothing could perturb,
nor possibly disturb,

The witty rogue DeepSix,
who was said to mix

Alcohol of infinite hues,
to make exceptional booze.

Thus goes his tale, the witty young man
Cunning and strong, always with plan.

DeepSix the brave, some called the hero
but all we know for certain is he's better than Nero.

Welcome back Eli!

Thanks for the warm welcome.

I've posted, and now the next person who posts will decide who will throw the first punch.

Two notes regarding and related to the latest post. First, a Falleen's pheromones only make them more attractive and likeable - great for sex and subtle information gathering... but to my knowledge however no canon source mentions them being able to control other feelings and urges.

Second, all members should be extra careful with any special abilities their species or certain exotic pieces of equipment may provide them with. Currently all Force sensitive species, individuals and related items (such as lightsabers and datacrons) are restricted. Similarly restricted are certain species that have been deemed either overpowered or canonically incompatible with our own circumstances. The reason I'm reminding everyone of this is because some abilities could from certain points of view be considered too close to Force effects or simply too vulnerable to negative phenomena such as GMing.

This is not the case yet, so the above is more of a preemptive measure...

Aye, there's also another example when a Jedi temporarily gets brainwashed by the pheromones - this I knew was possible. Still, this is interesting...

Just a heads up but Hades is hunting you and planning to stab you repeatedly with your own horns. I of course have no clue what could've possibly made him decide such a thing. No clue whatsoever...

Also, broken or even missing limbs are never an excuse! Type with your horns if you have to...

It's great to see so much activity. Leave warnings and everything

But great to see people posting. Remember: Shinies and promotions will be given to people who distinguish themselves.. so be distinguished or be woefully lacking of shinies.

On one hand I do very much appreciate the aggressiveness, violence and general outcome... at least I do on a more personal level On the other hand I can't stop thinking maybe it was a tad dark... Then again this sort of incident might change general perception regarding bar fights Oh who am I kidding? At best it will make Hades feel bad for starting it, but having served under me for so long I doubt even that will be possible any more.

No, he didn't mean you, Fyston. Go right ahead with your post.

-Drac

I've got to say - great posts all around! Deep and Wager, you both made me laugh out loud.

Wager: as much as we may or may not have scorned you, I can say it is sad to see yet another commander of Tuk'ata go. Even if you weren't active per se, you were a nice guy in the face of harsh skepticism from most if not all of the squadron. It was good to write with you (even for such a short time).

So you know that post I promised would come some time this week? Yeah, that'll come... hopefully... before I send in my report... Assuming the internetz don't become an utter female dog like they did last night, pardon my censored French.

On that note, since this is my first post of the story, a good portion of it will be used to catch up from the beginning of the story to now. As such, I was wondering if anyone would mind if I used them to facilitate some minor dialogue in my post at certain intervals, assuming I don't utterly contradict their post (so basically, if their character was speaking with someone else at the time, obviously I wouldn't be able to use them). Just wanted to check on that before I got started. Other than that, I promise both the post and the report or so help me my name isn't Darian Rogue in real life, which it's not. I'm very non-committal, in case you haven't noticed.

Edit: On another note, would it by chance be acceptable (though not necessarily in this post) for my T3 droid, when it eventually arrives (as Darian'll may be calling it in this post) to use shock-stun-whatever things to facilitate incapacitating Tuk'ata's temporary adversaries and thus Darian's not-yet-mentioned-IC goal of finishing the fight as soon as and with as little injury as possible to anyone. Not that I mean to be a party pooper or anything. That's just an IC thing, and I understand if it's not allowed. Completely, actually. I'm not sure what answer to expect, so I'm just going to stop here and wait for answers. Oh, and warn me if that would also be grounds for punishment IC as well, because in that case... >.>

I have three reports..

.. and they're all from Eli

As for you, DarianRogue... I'll leave the Wing Commander to deal with you