- OOC:
- Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go
shopping....LADIES PLEASE YOUR HUSBANDS/MAN , DON'T WANT TO GO SHOPPING
WITH YOU .
Dear Mrs. Murray,
Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us,
unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over
the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras.
MEMO
Re: Complaints
15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15:
Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they weren't looking.
2. July 2:
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7:
Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section.
4. July 19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,"Code 3" in
housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4:
Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.
6. September 14:
Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15:
Set up a tent in the camping department and told the shoppers he'd
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23:
When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4:
Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his
nose, and ate it.
10. November 10:
While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he
knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3:
Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12. December 6:
In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13. December 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!"
"PICK ME!"
14. December 21:
When an announcement came over the loud speaker he assumes the foetal
position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!
And; last, but not least!
15. December 23:
Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
