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RE: Funny Joke
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January 31, 2002
5:38:40 PM
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A lady has some pretty good acrage on her farm, and the farm was doing really great with business...until her husband died. So, she knew she couldn't run the farm all by herself, so she placed in add in the paper.
She got two responses: One was from a drunk, and the other was from a gay guy.
She decided that she didn't want a drunk working on her farm, so she picked the gay guy.
Everything was going great! They gay guy had a lot of farming skills, he was a hard worker, and he didn't quit on the job.
Feeling pleased with this person, the lady said to him, "Go ahead and go to town. Have a good time for a while. You've done an excellent job here. You deserve a rest."
The guy agreed and he left for town.
Well, midnight came around...then 12:30...he didn't come home...1:00 AM...1:30 AM...still he isn't home. Finally, at 2:00 he comes home. The lady is awake when he walks in the door.
She looks at him and says slowly, "Take off my blouse..." The man takes off her blouse... Then she says, "Take off my skirt...." The man, feeling nervous now, takes off her skirt.
"Take off my bra.." The man takes off her braw, feeling quite nervous...Then she says, "Take off my panties..." The man takes off her panties.
She looks at him and then says, "Don't you ever wear my clothes into town again!!"
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RE: Funny Joke
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January 31, 2002
7:51:59 PM
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That's sick Cos, sick and perverted. But it's hilarious!! LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!  -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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January 31, 2002
9:50:18 PM
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Cos...that was wrong on so many levels, that I have to tell everyone I know that joke. -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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January 31, 2002
9:58:52 PM
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I'm gonna run around telling everybody that joke until everybody I know has heard it. That's good Cos, really good. Although sick, really good. -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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February 1, 2002
1:19:58 AM
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LOL!!! That was good, LOL  -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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February 1, 2002
7:13:25 PM
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LOL in a sick way its brilliant -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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July 31, 2002
3:59:42 PM
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I am a little lat eon this, but...
That is disgusting, but FUNNY! -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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July 31, 2002
6:31:32 PM
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Whoa, Epic.
Hi Epic. -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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July 31, 2002
10:14:25 PM
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January Japh, it was January when he posted that  -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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July 31, 2002
10:17:20 PM
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Why in gods name was this topic reopened? -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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July 31, 2002
10:29:06 PM
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HAHA! Swomz likes to live in the past I guess. How much crap must he have been sifting through? The Lounge has a lot of old topics. -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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July 31, 2002
11:49:18 PM
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what can I say, I was bored and it DID fool heth, making it all worthwhile -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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August 1, 2002
12:27:02 AM
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LOL!!! I gotta agree with Swomz on that one -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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August 6, 2002
7:04:03 PM
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what DID happen to Epic? he WAS on mirc this summer quite a bit until about a half month ago -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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August 6, 2002
11:21:50 PM
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"The people have spoken! Off with his head!" the Judge creates a loud bang with his gavel and grinned.
That's pretty much it. -----------------------
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RE: Funny Joke
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August 7, 2002
4:43:37 AM
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So everyone thought! check out what really happened to him, on the storynet |
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RE: Funny Joke
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August 7, 2002
1:26:52 PM
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that was funny, gross, but funny!  -----------------------
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