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The best comeback line
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June 22, 2007
4:54:00 PM
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Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on
the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to
the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best
comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General
Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to teach these young boys when
they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is
a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped
to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. ----------------------- PO1/FM_Aeos/Sentinel 2/Flight 1/STCR Doashim/Defensive Fleet/VEN/VE[(=*A*=)]
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 22, 2007
4:57:55 PM
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I applaud you and award you with the highest marks.
Best. Lounge. Topic. ----------------------- SCRW/FM Vasili "Decembrist" Rustam/Sentinel 3/Flight 1/STCR Doashim/Defensive Fleet/VEN/VE [SoA] (=*A*=)
Will you not refuse this currency, or is blood money just money to you?
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 22, 2007
8:14:48 PM
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wow, that is just, wow ! ----------------------- *DarkDragoons*
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 22, 2007
8:15:47 PM
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Nice. ----------------------- Raiders
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 23, 2007
1:02:12 AM
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GAHAHAHAHAHA! ----------------------- {Comnet Hermit}
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The few, The proud, The CrAZy RAIDERS.
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Stultior stulto fuisti, qui tabellis crederes!
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 23, 2007
4:53:48 AM
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Sweet ----------------------- TRP/PVC Orobos/2nd Squad/ 1st platoon/ 1st Company/ 1st Battalion/ 1st Regiment
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Only those who stay vigilent will be rewarded.. those who don't will be left for dead.
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 23, 2007
5:44:39 AM
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lol ----------------------- Urakai
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 23, 2007
7:41:31 AM
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Give the man a medal, its nice to see the interviewee finally biting back against the interviewer. ----------------------- Lance Corporal Kanderin Draken
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 23, 2007
10:20:04 AM
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Beautiful line. ----------------------- ASL/SGT AlanRJ/3SQD/2PLT/1COM/1RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA [ES2]
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 23, 2007
11:22:18 AM
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Caution: victim may not cooperate ----------------------- TRP/PFC Sayah/1SQD/2 PLT/1 COM/1 RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA
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"And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night."
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
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RE: The best comeback line
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June 23, 2007
12:25:47 AM
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Brilliant. ----------------------- Lance Corporal D'har Leth
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RE: The best comeback line
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July 4, 2007
4:32:49 PM
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RE: The best comeback line
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July 4, 2007
4:38:51 PM
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Very nice. ----------------------- People have hope because they dont see death standing behind them.
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To Embrace the Darkness is to bring about the Light
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RE: The best comeback line
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July 9, 2007
10:27:32 AM
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"Shazam!: n - An encouragement/bravado/celebration of success in broadsiding or striking someone, usually in the groin, with a blunt object such as a bat, crowbar, or other oblong materials..."
I think this qualifies...
"SHAZAM!"
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RE: The best comeback line
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July 9, 2007
11:02:15 AM
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Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
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RE: The best comeback line
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July 14, 2007
4:22:01 PM
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[url]www.snopes.com[/url]
This is actually a made up event. Click on military and it will tell you why it's not a true story. Would have been sweet tho.
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RE: The best comeback line
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July 15, 2007
5:54:32 AM
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thank goodness it's not a real comeback or the woman I feel would have yelled, screw you! real quick
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RE: The best comeback line
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July 15, 2007
4:20:53 PM
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It was a legitimate statement.
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RE: The best comeback line
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July 16, 2007
1:41:57 AM
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I believe that the line is actually attributed to Churchill, back in the day. I don't really remember what he was responding to, though.
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The idea of an honorable fight is a joke. What is honorable about harming another human? To win a fight, you have to forget about honor, forget yourself, and lose yourself in a cold burning fire. You have to strike until your target stops moving, smile as they bleed, and kill what soon will be no more then a red pulp a thousand times in your heart before you commit to violence.
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