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Aeos
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  The best comeback line
June 22, 2007 4:54:00 PM    View the profile of Aeos 
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on

  the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to

  the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and

  children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws

  you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best

  comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of

  National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a

  female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General

  Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop

  visiting his military installation.



    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what

  things are you going to teach these young boys when

  they visit your base?



  GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them

  climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.



    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  Shooting! That's a bit

  irresponsible, isn't it?



  GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be

  properly supervised on the rifle range.



  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is

  a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?



  GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be

  teaching them proper rifle discipline before they

  even touch a firearm.



  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to

  become violent killers.



  GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped

  to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?



  The radio went silent and the interview ended.
 
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  RE: The best comeback line
June 22, 2007 4:57:55 PM    View the profile of Decembrist 
I applaud you and award you with the highest marks.

Best. Lounge. Topic.
 
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  RE: The best comeback line
June 22, 2007 8:14:48 PM    View the profile of Hector_Vandaval 
wow, that is just, wow !
 
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  RE: The best comeback line
June 22, 2007 8:15:47 PM    View the profile of Darr-Rann 
Nice.
 
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  RE: The best comeback line
June 23, 2007 1:02:12 AM    View the profile of Sniping101 
GAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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June 23, 2007 4:53:48 AM    View the profile of Orobos 
Sweet
 
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June 23, 2007 5:44:39 AM    View the profile of Urakai 
lol
 
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June 23, 2007 7:41:31 AM    View the profile of Kanderin Draken 
Give the man a medal, its nice to see the interviewee finally biting back against the interviewer.
 
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  RE: The best comeback line
June 23, 2007 10:20:04 AM    View the profile of AlanRJ 
Beautiful line.
 
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June 23, 2007 11:22:18 AM    View the profile of Sayah 
Caution: victim may not cooperate
 
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  RE: The best comeback line
June 23, 2007 12:25:47 AM    View the profile of D'har Leth 
Brilliant.
 
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July 4, 2007 4:32:49 PM    View the profile of Max Fagron 
Bravisimo!!!
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July 4, 2007 4:38:51 PM    View the profile of Renji  
Very nice.
 
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  RE: The best comeback line
July 9, 2007 10:27:32 AM    View the profile of Shazam 
"Shazam!: n - An encouragement/bravado/celebration of success in broadsiding or striking someone, usually in the groin, with a blunt object such as a bat, crowbar, or other oblong materials..."

I think this qualifies...

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July 9, 2007 11:02:15 AM    View the profile of Cosmic 
:P
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  RE: The best comeback line
July 14, 2007 4:22:01 PM    View the profile of Gunnay 
[url]www.snopes.com[/url]

This is actually a made up event.  Click on military and it will tell you why it's not a true story.  Would have been sweet tho.
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July 15, 2007 5:54:32 AM    View the profile of Jennabelle 
thank goodness it's not a real comeback or the woman I feel would have yelled, screw you! real quick
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July 15, 2007 4:20:53 PM    View the profile of Gunnay 
It was a legitimate statement.
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July 16, 2007 1:41:57 AM    View the profile of JMac 
I believe that the line is actually attributed to Churchill, back in the day.  I don't really remember what he was responding to, though.
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