Nerd that goes hunting on a saturday

5:00 alarm rings
6:30 hunting partner arrives drags guy out of bed
6:31 throw everything except kitchen sink in pickup
7:00 drive to forest
7:05 drive home to get gun
7:10 drive like hell to get to forest before dawn
7:30 pitch camp all wrong hunting partner fixes it all
8:00 load gun go hunting
9:00 looking around for deer
9:30 still wandering around
10:00 fire gun for help eat wild berrys
10:10 realize berrys poisonus
10:30 reascued droven to hospital to get stomach pumped
2:00 back at camp
2:01 load gun
2:03 see 3 deer
2:04 take aim
2:05 fire
2:06 one dead truck
2:10 hunting partner arrives dragging deer on back
2:11 repress strong desire to shoot hunting partner
2:15 fall in fire
2:15-2:20 throw burned clothes in fire change clothes
2:30 get in truck and leave partner and deer in woods
2:40 truck boils over hole shot in bloack
2:45 start walking
2:55 drop gun in mud
3:00 meet bear
3:01 take aim
3:02 shoot gun.barrel blows up in face
3:03 look at gun in disbelief then look at bear
3:04 shit in pants
3:05 climb tree that bear cant climb for some reason
3:06 realize that racoons live in tree somehow
3:07 attack by racoons
3:08 beat racoons away with gun
3:09 watch racoons climb away
3:10 wrap gun around tree and wait
6:00 bear departs, climb down , head home
Midnight home at last
sunday while watching football game slowly tearign hunting liscense into a million pieces put in envelope and send to game warden on very specific place where to put it.

Done what you guys think

 
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Yoder
trp/pvt

He isn't a city-folk he's a nerd but I guess you could callem a city-folk.

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Yoder
trp/pvt

Dang do you ever take a joke,or are you one of the guys thats like"i hate joking around have to be serious".And why do you call most people ive seen around spammers???
 
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Yoder
trp/pvt

Angel just has a hard sense of humour and when I mean hard I mean hard to find
 
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He will give them death, and they will love him for it

TRP/PFC_Rogueboy/1SQD/1PLT/COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR]

If you call that ripping on, you need to hang around me more Garet, and I'll show you what ripping on is.
 
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Iron Horse Squad
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Sith Guardian
CM/SG Jikkyo "Angel" Nimiichi/Eagle 1-1/Sith/Dark Jedi Order/Vast Empire [VP:1]
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*laughs* I don't mean it in an offensive way but I don't want Yoder and Angel to start arguing over every little thing so I figured best to warn him, and since you might get ripped on pass me that popcorn
 
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He will give them death, and they will love him for it

TRP/PFC_Rogueboy/1SQD/1PLT/COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR]

4. You ARE stupid. One day you will learn to accept this as fact. Everyone, ever, everywhere, already does.
 
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+ Advance Recon Commandos {ARC} +
PL:A/CPT/Raziel/1PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/{EW1} (WoS1) 2x(VP:1) {IG} {CDS} {BoA} {PoC} {BC} {GRoM} {SoS} {IH}
Assistant Squad Leader - Raiders
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989.

"God does not play dice with the universe" - Albert Einstein
"Who are you to tell God what to do with his dice?" - Bohr
"God does not play dice with the universe. He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." - Terry Pratchett
CM/DJK Raziel/lion 1-5/Krath/VEDJ/VE (WoS1) (VP1) (VP2)

*gives Raz a cookie*