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Linda_Irris
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  Share your potato with your ant and ham
October 4, 2005 8:20:54 AM    View the profile of Linda_Irris 
Ok, let's have an insane rambling contest.  This contest will only last for 10 posts, so we need to make it as absolutely insane as possible in those 10 posts.  The rules are simple:

1) The first post following this one counts as post #1
2) You can say anything outragious and insane so long as it's not offensive.
3) No profanity please.  When was the last time you ever heard an insane person swear?
4) At the end of the 11th post (the 10th one in the ramble) I'll post who I thought was the craziest.
5) Don't forget to shave your mongoose.
6) If everyone likes this, we'll have more.
7) Cheese should only be used in an extreme emergancy.
 
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Jakireth
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  RE: Share your potato with your ant and ham
October 4, 2005 8:54:13 AM    View the profile of Jakireth 
Yo tengo gato, en mi pantalones?
(I have a cat, in my pants...)
 
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Kairo
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  RE: Share your potato with your ant and ham
October 4, 2005 9:33:11 AM    View the profile of Kairo 
Just because I was bored.

Stlikger ingat tooble stible ac mi tisto ole?

(idiot translator)

Why did the pink alligator fly through my ear?
 
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chipmunk man
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  RE: Share your potato with your ant and ham
October 4, 2005 10:37:46 AM    View the profile of chipmunk man 
Chippy bonks hisself with the cat in his plate, while flushing hats down crackers.
 
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Zafo
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  RE: Share your potato with your ant and ham
October 4, 2005 1:46:22 PM    View the profile of Zafo 
I biked backwards across the melting street while flipping rubbery pankcakes in pinapple-like recycling bins.
 
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Ramon Stonefish
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  RE: Share your potato with your ant and ham
October 4, 2005 3:25:26 PM    View the profile of Ramon Stonefish 
I like my cheesecake with a furry pink elephant in the chair.
 
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Kuroishi
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  RE: Share your potato with your ant and ham
October 5, 2005 3:40:11 PM    View the profile of Kuroishi 
All we know is transmitted to us through our senses.  What if our senses tell us something that is not true?

How then can we know what is real around us?

What binds us together?

And where are my pants?

Does any of this make any sense?

Is it safe?

If Mechazawa's little brother is a cell phone then what I really want to know is how did Maeda get his number?

Precise and proper use of liberal amounts of high explosives solves any problem!
 
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Fury
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  RE: Share your potato with your ant and ham
October 6, 2005 7:45:14 AM    View the profile of Fury 
Weasels ripped my flesh.

- Apologies to Frank
 
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