The great
Intergalactic House of Pancakes was unusually busy, swarmed with young people who continued to arrive after waking up, clad in bathrobes and bunny slippers. The bunny slippers were everywhere, as if there was one giant hoarde of evil spawning bunnies.
But enough about that, for now the scene cuts to
Joe's "Don't Drink the Water" Tattooine Grill, where our host is located, passed out because of drinking some of the water. There is a reason they say don't drink the water. The grill was actually a metal grate welded down over the exhaust port of the old ion engine
Lucky 7, which got a meteor stuck in the exhaust and caused the ship it was on to spin out of control and crash on Tattooine. Here is where Joe brews his famous Sublight Tequila.
A common question asked to patrons of Joe's Grill is "Where be ye toes?" since many patrons often loose a toe or two playing
Hydrospanner Revolution. It's a fun game where drunk patrons pay Joe to let them try to avoid the spinning hydrospanner. It's played in a large room with a hydrospanner spinning on a drive shaft. For someone without foot protection or sense, they often loose toes to the dangerous and aptly named "Toe Killer".
And for the Imperial Cadets who are encouraged to keep all their toes, the upstairs cantina is a place to relax and enjoy oneself, with a secret rope leading to the Intergalactic House of Pancakes and a bunch of bunny slippers, just in case. For visitors of Joe's Grill and the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, remember, it's only fun after you've lost a toe, or had to wear bunny slippers. Don't forget to try the Wookie Waffles!
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It's not a question of wether I think you're life is worth something, it's wether I think your life is worth the cost of recharging my blaster pack after I get done shooting you.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because when you're not looking I'll pick up your blaster and shoot you with it. But only if I don't like you!