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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 3, 2003 4:08:24 PM    View the profile of blah909 
one of the most pressing issues of our time is the question of who holds the kick-butt-fu title...

is it  a. Jackie Chan
        b. Bruce Lee
        c. Jet Li
        d. Grasshopper

decide...
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 3, 2003 5:45:31 PM    View the profile of Rema 
W00t! GO JACKIE CHAN!!!

He can walk on walls, ceilings, you name it and he can walk or do some trick on it. He also has a GREAT cartoon show. GO JACKIE!
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 3, 2003 8:12:50 PM    View the profile of Japheth 
Bruce Lee is the master. You cannot hope to beat him.
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 3, 2003 9:13:00 PM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 
Jet Li. That guy is just a total badass.
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 4, 2003 12:32:50 AM    View the profile of Raziel 
Bruce Lee would Bruce Lee all their asses
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 4, 2003 3:36:31 PM    View the profile of blah909 
who has heard of the legend of grasshopper?...
he is so fast, he would whup up on everyone before they even knew they were gonna be whuped up on. Jackie in second cause he can walk on walls.
 
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November 5, 2003 6:09:47 AM    View the profile of chipmunk man 
You guys forogt about The One. Neo could slow time and kill 'em all!
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 5, 2003 6:59:52 AM    View the profile of Rema 
Yeah, but they as long as they didnt go into the matrix they would be fine. Then outside of the matrix they would KICK HIS BEHIND!!!!

WOOT GO JACKIE!!!!
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 5, 2003 6:59:55 AM    View the profile of Rema 
Explain Who Grasshopper is. Where did you hear about him. Can i squish him with my shoe?

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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 5, 2003 2:46:30 PM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 
Damn, somebody just had to bring up Neo.

But Jet Li still ownz them all, f00ls.
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 5, 2003 3:09:53 PM    View the profile of Raziel 
Jet Li? bah
 
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November 5, 2003 3:24:28 PM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 
Yes, Jet Li.

I thought him all he knew though.
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 5, 2003 4:30:26 PM    View the profile of Cosmic 
Damn, people. Come on. Enter The Dragon! Bruce Lee is definately the master.
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 5, 2003 6:34:55 PM    View the profile of Rema 
I think the question you all have to ask yourself is: Which one of these guys has a cartoon about themselves?

Jet Li? No

Bruce Lee? Nope

Grasshopper? Nada

Jackie Chan? YES!!!!!!!!


See also, i think Jackie has the most movies. So Jackie wins. W00T!!
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 5, 2003 6:56:47 PM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 
Rema, I'm going to be honest with you.

Jackie Chan is a *beep* clown next to Jet Li.
 
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November 6, 2003 7:59:07 AM    View the profile of Firefrog 
For actual martial arts skill? And not comedy movie kung fu? Jet Li > all!
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 6, 2003 10:02:50 AM    View the profile of Raziel 
What? Bruce Lee is like fifty times faster than Jet Li he'd take him any day!

No tricks whatsoever in his films they had to slow them down so you could see what he was doing!

Jackie's probably the coolest but bruce lee would kick his ass still.
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 6, 2003 8:07:47 PM    View the profile of Cosmic 
Bah. Bruce Lee on the way. No strings attached, literally.
 
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November 7, 2003 11:00:54 AM    View the profile of Rema 
Jackie has no strings. If you watch after his movies they show him getting sent to a hospital etc. Jackie is one tough dude!!
 
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November 7, 2003 7:58:40 PM    View the profile of Lukas_Yuy 
I am going with Jackie Chan all the way!
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 8, 2003 7:51:48 AM    View the profile of Dragoon 
...

I can't believe this is actually a discussion.  Bruce Lee is the end all of modern martial artists.
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 10, 2003 7:00:39 PM    View the profile of Fury 
Bruce Lee.  There is no other choice. 

Grasshopper has much to learn.

Jackie Chan is good, but even he will admit he does not have the instinct to be a fighter.

Jet Li?  You have got to be kidding me.  A true warrior has skill and knows poise.  That pretender with a few katas and one glare is not worthy of this list.

And Neo?  Be serious.
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 11, 2003 1:14:33 AM    View the profile of Fallen Angel 
we talkin straight up martial arts fight? or like a brawl...coz in just martial arts bruce lee would definitely kick all their asses, followed by jet li (only a pretender in MOVIES, but of course movies are pretend ) then grasshopper, then jackie....who the hell said neo...they should get hit "i know kung fu.." NO YOU DONT!!!
 
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November 11, 2003 6:55:07 AM    View the profile of Rema 
GO JACKIE!!!!!!!!!!
 
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November 11, 2003 10:43:58 AM    View the profile of Cosmic 
I think Rema has a thing for Jade.
 
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November 11, 2003 12:17:07 AM    View the profile of Rema 
Jade??
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 11, 2003 12:32:23 AM    View the profile of Shazam 
    I've studied martial arts for a while now...  I have plenty of respect for all of them.  But I would say Jet Li is now the best of them.  Bruce Lee was easilly the greatest, most acknoledged of them all...  But Jet Li has incredible skill.  He's naturally quicker than any of the others.  I won't even consider grasshopper.  Jackie Chan is a dead last.  At one time he was good.  Now his mind is befuddled with stunts that make no real sence. 
    So that would have to be Jet Li as most talented.  But Bruce Lee as the wisest and knowing more about martial arts.  Not karate in general of course.  Jackie Chan has lost his touch.  And that's it.  No other should be spoken of... 

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November 12, 2003 2:06:02 AM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 
/me plots to set up a secret Jet Li cult with the sole aim of molesting all those who challenge his supremacy at martial arts. 

Weee!! Who's with me?
 
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 12, 2003 9:59:05 AM    View the profile of onyx7 
I) Rema, "Jade" is from "The Jackie Chan Adventures" on WB (uncultured, aren't you!?)

II) For kick-butt-fu, you gotta give to Chan anyway because (1) he does all his own stunts and (2) he has the most creative fights.  They're just downright entertaining.  Like in Shanghai Knights, when Jackie fights the NY police in the revolving door.  Or Rumble in the Bronx, when he uses his jacket to fight.  Or ... you get the picture, right?
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  RE: Jackie vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Grasshoppe
November 12, 2003 10:12:30 AM    View the profile of Dragoon 
I don't think not being incredibly knowledgable about a sub-par cartoon makes anyone uncultured, first of all.

We're talking about martial arts skill, however.  Jackie Chan was once talented, but now he's just a movie star, no more.  I don't even consider him a martial artist anymore. 

I also studied a bit of martial arts, although kendo doesn't really have too many parallels with kung fu.  That being said, Bruce Lee was still the greatest.  I can't believe it's even a discussion, honestly.
 
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