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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 14, 2003
2:33:29 PM
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I got this from an email:
Here are 16 actual error messages reportedly seen on the computer
screens in Japan, where some are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than
"your computer has performed an illegal operation"?
The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.
Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen.
Mind.
Both are blank. -----------------------
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 14, 2003
4:36:09 PM
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lol that would be awesome to have on your computer. -----------------------
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 14, 2003
4:42:09 PM
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lol, that is great. I need that -----------------------
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 14, 2003
4:59:22 PM
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Hehehe, gotta love the Japanese  -----------------------
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 16, 2003
8:33:10 AM
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YA, dats realy cool, i would love to have that stuff, how do i set it?
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 16, 2003
12:00:22 AM
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Go to http://www.engrish.com/ and hit Ctrl Alt Del three times really fast. If it doesn't work, you have to do it faster. -----------------------
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 17, 2003
11:51:04 AM
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Has anyone thought of taking the mains out?  |
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 17, 2003
12:42:20 AM
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Yeah, The Japanese are really cool and I plan on going to Japan soon, hopefully.
One of those would be cool to have on the computer. -----------------------
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 17, 2003
2:14:30 PM
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DONT DO WHAT TAL SAID TO. If youd o you are a complete moron and I feel sorry for your parents -----------------------
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 18, 2003
12:49:54 AM
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I figured if they were dumb enough to want poorly written error messages they might as well reboot a few times until they catch on. -----------------------
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 18, 2003
3:11:55 AM
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Very evil Tal.. almost exactly like something I would have said. ;p -----------------------
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RE: Japanese Computer Messages
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May 20, 2003
3:18:12 PM
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I really hope that everyone caught onto that without doing it... Anyways, I like the error messages, what's wrong with "Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone."?
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