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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 19, 2003
6:26:02 AM
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Thats right, people. This is Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
"What do we have to do?!" I hear you shout! Thats easy - just think up the best competition anyone could ever run, listing its rules and prizes. And post it here, natch 
"What do we win?!" I hear you shout! Thats easy - I'm trying to empty my bank of unused/unwanted items, so I'm giving away practically everything (except my ships)!
STAR PRIZE:
1 "Deputy Six Gunslinger Slugthrower"! (SPECIAL ITEM!)
1st Prize:
110 "A280 Armor-Piercing Heavy Blaster Rifles"! (YES, 110!)
1 "Starhawk Speeder Bike"!
1 "Repulsor Lounger Floater 432GLM"!
1 "ES-23 ESPO Riot Gun"!
2nd Prize:
592 "Ration Packs"!
1 "Bath Robe"!
13 "Bunny Slippers"!
3rd Prize:
500 "Concussive Stun Grenades"!
1 "Starhawk Speeder Bike"!
4th Prize:
68 "Nacht 5 Smoke Grenades"!
23 "Model 3287 Luma Flares"!
5th Prize:
1000 bottles of "GLEEN! Armor Polish"!
2 "Flash 4 Light Blaster Pistols"!
6th Prize:
10 "Smoke Signal Grenades!"
1 "XV-7 Vibrobayonet"!
7th Prize:
26,793 "Imperial Urinal Cakes"!
Sounds easy? Its easier than that!
Get posting -----------------------
Captain Aaron "Bear" Le'pue, NCC Adjutant & VE Today Chief Editor
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 19, 2003
8:37:55 AM
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Best competition?
hmm....maybe an eating competition, where we all get out our webcams and chow down on some pie American Style 
(I'm going for 7th Place, i want those urinal cakes!)
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 19, 2003
11:40:52 AM
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yeh i want 7th place, it should be first.
hmm, i am working on a IRC script i found, which can do some kind of StarWars RPG thing. I have yet to work it out, but Bear i will send you a copy next time i see you.
Perhaps you can help me figure it out -----------------------
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 19, 2003
11:41:28 PM
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Come up with as many different types of Bears as possible... -----------------------
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 20, 2003
8:41:27 AM
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Should we ever capture Bin Laden, the following game should be initiated:
Every person who wants in gets to join in a big huge contest, hosted by Maxim Magazine. Each person gets a chance to submit one entry on how to best harm someone non-lethally in one-two minutes. First one million eligible participants are judged and go in order to perform this punishment on Binny boy until his joints are screaming almost as loud as his wuss vocal cords are....
THEN we let select members of the Green Berets, SAS, and GSG-9 "break him" and air it ALL pay-per-view. I would call that a nice, fitting capitalist solution to the problem. |
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 20, 2003
9:30:44 AM
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could just subject him to nuklia radiation and see what happens over a period of a year.
Hey there could be a live webcast, him in a cage with radiation. -----------------------
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 20, 2003
5:03:04 PM
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I think a good competition would be (and I'm seriously trying to get something like this started) the kind of way Battlestats.com has their competitions:
We have 1 or more games platforms and use a bracket-system.
Example:
Game - JO (Duels)
1) We have say 20 players and they're placed in 20 brackets (1 for each player).
2) Players are randomly selected to duel against another player (the Game Opening).
3) The winners of the Game Opening brackets would then be placed into the Semi Finals brackets.
4) The winners of the Semi Finals brackets would be placed in the Finals brackets, and the winner of the Finals brackets would be... well, winner of the Competition.
Winner would get X amount of ICs, and so will 2nd and 3rd place.
I suggest something like that. Of course, there'd be more brackets, depending on the amount of participants.
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 20, 2003
9:39:41 PM
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I personally feel we should have a competition to see who can send the infamous picture of Twin's posterior to the most number of people within a given time frame... -----------------------
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 21, 2003
9:34:23 AM
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lol..... -----------------------
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 26, 2003
9:08:54 AM
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interresting...
Fury, I really dont think thats a great competition idea
They should let him rot in jail for the rest of his life in solitary confinement
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 26, 2003
1:34:14 PM
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Sorry, I will be no better than he is then... cause I will be first in line for revenge against that man... I lost fellow Marines and serviceman because of him... and rotting in a jail is too expensive for us and too good for him. jail is nothing, look where he came from. Back to the original topic I think that the idea to run it like the battlestats was good... still thinking of my own best competition ever, I am thinking it will involve a lot of lime jello though, hmm... -----------------------
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 26, 2003
3:41:08 PM
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Am I a better person than someone else? i dunno, I think we have created deities to deal with that issue.
As for whether or not revenge is a valid emotion, I would also point you to your favorite denomination for that answer...or psychiatrist if you prefer.
As for my upbringing, if someone wrongs you and your's, it is your duty to either determine if they can be rehabilitated from that line of thought, or effectively and efficiently dealt with.
While I don't quite agree with our president on the "let's bomb everyone" school of diplomacy, I would take a filet knife and a large container of Morton salt to any of those Al Qaeda sh**heels I ever came across and schedule a week off to do the job effectively. Obviously they have chosen a path of non-rehabilitation. In case you hadn't noticed, your way of life seems to be targeted by these buffoons too. |
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RE: Quite Possibly The Best Competition.. Ever.
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January 26, 2003
4:49:56 PM
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I like your thinking Fury... As for the game here... something a little out there that would require a little work but here it goes....
Speeder races It would be simple to create a small script that would host a speeder "race" for those that have speeders, or that are willing to buy one from the store we could meet at a site and host the races. The script would be a random generator of numbers hosting say... five speeders at a time. Each round you advance according to the number you drew... soo racers numbered 1-5 get random numbers issued to them every round... advancing forward three paces or whatnot... this could go on for say five rounds, then the winner would be the most advanced person. Top three getting prizes, third would get 1000 Imperial urinal cakes, second would get 2000 Imperial urinal cakes and first would get...hmmm 5000 imperial urinal cakes! Yeah... now... I dont know where my Lime Jello enters the contest..... something like winner gets to wrestle some hottie in a bikini in green jello.
Course speeders here can be replaced by nerfs or any other mode of transportation... but you get the idea.... -----------------------
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