We have a lot of "best of" threads here, but I want to know what the absolutely worst piece of cinema you have ever been subjected to is.  And I don't mean Oprah's movie pick of the year.  That's bad and irritating like a rash to your nether regions, but not completely godawful.  At least you got a kiss at the end of the night from putting up with watching such pap.  Right? No, I mean horrible acting, lousy sets, and just an overall general sense of "I could do better with eight friends, a handycam, and some mud bricks". My vote: The Stuff - a mid-80s festival of, get this, carnivorous yogurt.

The entire Operation Delta Force series. All 9 of em (or a ridiculously high number in that region). Not the Delta Force series, they were quite good. But the Operation Delta Force, a pathetically bad spin-off to squeeze the last buck out of the idea, doesn't really have a place on this planet. What is so bad about them? The weapons that seem to make differant noises everytime they are fired. The bad guys who are always the same people. The way they seem to be able to pull a grenade launcher out of nowhere after having trekked through the Arabian Desert for a week. And, most of all, the combat - they call in an air strike, and you see.. wait for it.. wait for it... CNN footage of the Gulf War. Every single time. Sometimes it still says CNN in the corner. And then theres the fact that when a TV channel shows one, they feel compelled to show the entire series.. one after the other.. and by the end.. I feel like killing myself. Ok, I'm rambling

Kjerri ... now I really, really, really do not like you. At all. It's nothing personal, though. The worst movie I have ever seen is Flubber Don't ask me why, it just was. And I have seen a LOT of bad movies. Heck, I've made a lot of bad movies. Just ask Riel, sk8, or Drogo.
 
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"The pain now is part of the happiness then."
-C.S. Lewis

FOR ALLAH!!!!
 
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"Disarm you with a smile and leave you like they left me here, to wither in denial."

Riel, you are smoking something. Let me take the crack pipe away from you DH and Twin. Any Given Sunday was a great football movie filled with action, corruptness <-- is that a word?, and hot girls at the football after parties. I don't know what the hell you are thinking, plus, it HAD PACINO IN IT!!!! YOU TRULY should never be paired with Mr. Ebert. Anyways, the worst movie I have ever seen would prolly be a tie between two. Vanilla Sky (When would that thing END), and The Substitute 3. WHERE THE HELL WAS BERENGER? I know he is not THAT expensive to not be able to afford to star in that movie.....jeez.
 
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    "To all the World, To all my friends, I love you all, Now I must leave you." - Dave Mustaine
A Tout Le Monde

Umm. Run Silent Run Deep. These people had no clue what happens to you when a submarine gets hit by a torpedo. The scene was that a submarine got hit by a torpedo and then it faded to the crew... floating on top of the water, looking dazed. :P
 
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Any Given Sunday, I actually walked out.
 
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"No one can guarantee victory during war, but only deserve it." -Winston Churchill

AMen brotha
 
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the sheep pig one
 
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The Ring, US version... i laugh from the begining to the end of the movie.... sigh the trailer fooled me,..again. the Running Man,... bleh Waterworld.....bleh Reign of Fire... Waterworld without water but there's dragons ..... shall i continue the list ? -AnT-

The worst one I've seen was solomon and sheba. It even made a list of bad movies of all time (number six, between the horror of party beach and the terror of tiny town). Second on my list is The Quick and the Dead, its only redeaming feature being that Leo Decaprio died in it.
 
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Troll 2
 
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All of the Star Wars movies definatly haha jk  Im thinking Freddy got Fingered even though it was so dumb it was funny.
 
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Whatever floats your boat

Hmmmmm...I'd have to say that the worst movies I've ever seen have been... Titanic (forced at gunpoint) Jason X (forced by friends) My Best Friend's Wedding (I was shanghaied) Sister Act (my own free will...eviscerate with caution) Land Before Time 9 (don't know how that happened) yes, ok, all good judgement calls, but 2001: A Space Odyssey? That's an amazing movie!
 
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Behind Enemy Lines. "Based on a true story", apprantly. "Based on several fictional stories" more like.
 
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