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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 11, 2002
9:30:03 AM
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Polar Bear, Grizzly Bear, Brown Bear, Teddy Bare, Care Bear, etc etc..
10k for the winner and 10k for any hugely amusing entries  -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 11, 2002
12:35:46 AM
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Stuffed and mounted.. -----------------------
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WDN-SL/KO "Nightblades"/DC-4/Elite Griffen Sect/VSD-II Griffen/VEDJ/VE[IOC][OQD][WoS 2nd Class]
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 11, 2002
2:17:22 PM
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I like my Black Bear with just a LITTLE bit of Cajun alongside a nice Big Mac, and a bottle of red wine. But, if you want to eat POLAR Bear, you would have to drink it with a white wine. Finally, Grizzly is best eaten with a keg of Heineken. Now, I also like Teddy Bears, which I sleep with at night. WARNING: I am not g@y therefore I would not sleep with the Bear posting this message.
Thank You. -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 11, 2002
5:47:10 PM
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Moma Bear! Btw, you stuffed yet? :P
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 11, 2002
5:57:02 PM
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A koala bear that likes to eat chicken nuggets and fish brains dipped in honey, oh and it's alergic to anything austrailian (people, food, anything.) and also you break out in hives if you even so much as touch eucolyptus. Your mate is a kangaroo so your children are hybrid freaks, but you only have 8 alive out of the original 33 because dingos ate the rest of them.
or you could be a grizzly bear that likes to munch on popcicles but doesn't like the kind with the juicy centers because it reminds him of the time he got a urinary infection. but he does like to watch dirty dancing (the movie) and go on long walks on the beach with his girlfriend.
or maybe how's this one? a polar bear who likes skinny dipping in green jello and watching days of our lives on tv. he lives with his mom and dad, but that's ok because they wash his feet and give him free snails for taking out the ferret.
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 11, 2002
7:07:45 PM
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A Berestein Bear. One of the elite, I run about with my castrated body, seeking revenge on the person who animated me. Severely racist towards happy people and Iraqians or whatever they're called.
A Berestein, such as myself, will go to any measure to free its large and usually dying mate from the clutches of a Honey Comb, waste product from the far off land of General Mills and Oz. Once rescued, the savior (myself in this instance), will savagely poke the victim (mate) with an elongated Oscar Meyer Frankfurter, but not before molesting any nearby possums with the frankfurter. This is the most intense pleasure a Berestein can reach.
Next on the list is the despised substance used for relaxation through inhalation, adhesion to slick surfaces, and temporary substitute for bodily liquids. It is known as "Rubber Cement". General Mills has tried unsuccessfully for years to have it outlawed, due to its trememdence popularity over its own products for huffing, aka Cap't Cunt.
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 11, 2002
8:20:39 PM
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 11, 2002
10:53:19 PM
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Well first of all, I must tell you that Koalas are not bears, and thus your entry should be eliminated. Koalas are marsupials my friend. And if it were alergic to everything Australian, it would be alergic to itself as they only live in Australia. They sleep for 23 hours of the day, and so we must also surmise that Bear is not one of them, as he spend most of his time online annoying us all.
Secondly, I vote that Bear is a Sun Bear. On my recent trip to the zoo we saw two very old Sun Bears, and I thought immediately of the teenage freak we all know and love. They are small, have a very boring diet, do not live for very long and are well.. pretty damn ugly. They sleep most of the time and are soon to be replaced by younger, more interesting animals.  Sun Bears also have interesting tongues apparently, and I guess you could say that about our beloved Bear. He is just always saying things that we can turn around and use to make fun of him. But then, that is why we all love him so, isn't it?
I guess he could also be a Polar Bear with a personality disorder, but then that would make him a Bipolar Bear. (If you don't get it, just forget about it.)
The End.
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 11, 2002
11:18:55 PM
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that was the point of the koala bear statement, merrick... to be outrageously impossible besides i like the other two entries better anyway -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 12, 2002
8:23:00 AM
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YEAH, what he Sok said -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 12, 2002
12:13:04 AM
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Swomz, a piece of advice. Get your own damn opinion, and stop being everyone else's bitch! Anyways. It would have been funnier if you'd used something that was actually a bear Sok, that's all I was saying. -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 12, 2002
4:02:17 PM
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a stupid one
actually a scottish full mount with knickers and a toe fetish, that enjoysraw lima beans in monkey fecal matter, next to a lightly grilled shish-kabob -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 14, 2002
4:46:42 PM
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Sorry to tell you bear but we wiped out all the bear's in scotland.
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 14, 2002
6:37:14 PM
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One must've gotten away.....
Kill it!!!!!!
*hops on his horse and releases the hounds and makes this just like an old fashioned fox hunt, just bigger game* 
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 15, 2002
11:24:57 AM
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haw haw!
its peasant hunting time!
/me fetches shotgun
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 15, 2002
8:21:04 PM
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Cry "havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war. -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 15, 2002
9:26:05 PM
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:  uts on his labcoat and scientific glasses that make him looks smarter... then realize that it doesn't make the same impression when a Whiphid does it...:: Okay, I can explain exactly what type of bear Bear is:
He is a Grizzly bear with some peculiarities. His extreme taste for anything alkyholic must come from a suppressed desire to sleep with his mother(visit the Freudian Dream analyser, that's the only answer it gives ). The same with his dreams, actions.... heck with it, his whole life
So, in conclusion, he is a massive, one ton bear, who wants to sleep with his mother Sick ain't it? -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 22, 2002
8:44:06 PM
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so, ho wins what? -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 22, 2002
9:12:48 PM
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Don't bring hos into this. Its bad enough as it is. -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 22, 2002
10:07:23 PM
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Yeah, don't bring hos into this, I'm sure Bear already has plans to do so -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 23, 2002
6:40:29 AM
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What?! And have to share them?! Keep dreaming..
I'll start judging the entries today -----------------------
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 23, 2002
1:00:56 PM
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THE RESULTS
I would like to announce that I am, in fact, a.. polar bear-cross-zebra. So, I look like a polar Bear, except I have black stripes and hooves.
Therefore, none of you win. Suckers
However, for the most amusing entry award, the winner is.. *drumroll*.. Talon! For his witty "Stuffed and mounted" entry, I award him the 10k prize and the "I participated in a stupid competition run by Bear!" medal (to be shown in his ID line as [IPiaSCrbB!]. Except.. I don't. Because he STOLE it. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, his entry was STOLEN!! The witty remark was thought up by my good colleague Fury, who knocked his brain cells together (yes, both of them) and came up with it - it was then promptly stolen by Talon.
Therefore, the [IPiaSCrbB!] medal is awarded to Fury. But, because he didn't enter it himself, he doesn't get the 10k. (Ha! I didn't spend a credit! )
For participating in my competition, I would like to enter some new people into the Guild of Bear, and make you honorary Bears. Those lucky guys are:
Fury Bear
Talon Bear
Swomz Bear
Sokudo Bear
Red5 Bear
Otto Bear
Merrick Bear
g5 Bear
Raziel Bear
Argon Bear
I hereby make you all honourary Bears. Congratulations
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RE: Competition: What type of Bear am I?
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April 23, 2002
3:45:45 PM
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/me looks at the bear before his name. Get it off me!!!! Get it off me!!!! -----------------------
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