Wait, just one question whos the woman in this relationship. I think its Tanus.

Ahl, I'll demote you

If you think I'm the woman, you obviously don't know me: I smoke a pipe, drink martinis that get me bombed faster than Dresden and chase woman up and down the east coast. Also, I play rugby. So no Alh, you are wrong. Wrong I say!

Hmmm, smoke a pipe. Classy and Swanky. In a smoking jacket?

I'll just stick to potshin, or moonshine whichever.

Gentlemen, I have something to discuss: Reports.

As your squad leader (and platoon adjutant) it is my job that I have these reports, so I can make a log of your activity as well and send in for medals. As I understand it, one missed report is a fine, with which there are three strikes; two is a demotion; three is AWOL.

Unless you are on leave or have some similar excuse, there is no reason as to why Garryll and I should not have reports come Friday. This serves as everybody's first warning that didn't report. It doesn't take long folks; just send in what you did this week and how much you posted and where.

Sorry about that guys, well anyway I just sent the reports to you. I totally forgot about them since I was AWOL.

I edited it for armor-piercing, and mentioned (like I intended) that I was using the M1-LMG.

And just so everyone else knows, every one of our basic squad layout weapons is solid ammo. No lasers; the main battle rifle also has a grenade launcher on it.

I thought it fired bullets...after all, never mind.

Greetings you all, I know you missed me, but things didn't work out, so I'm back. I've been known as many things over the past few months. Crewman BARman, Chief Petty Officer Slasher, and Private BARman. However you have got me back, and I am Senior Sergeant Slag at your service.

Welcome back to the VE.

There's only two rules.

1)Don't kill the SL

2)Don't kill the keeper of the rules(that's me. and I did not just add that).

Oh it was an amazing post. You should've been there.

Also while we're on the matter of new additions to the squad I'd like to welcome Jelly Bean. Noticed he's been assigned here.

Je suis le mort.

OOC:

That's a fancy way of saying i'm dead tired after all this #############-shovelling...

Gar you should really stop Watching Womanizer it's said to cause brain cancer and a lowered sperm count :-P.

Anyways Hey Guys
I am the Infamous Jelly Bean.

I'm gonna warn the uppers here
I might be a little slow on posting due to the fact I'm RUSTY and second that I'm moving into a different room at my house ,but It'll be for only a couple days I promise.

I'll make sure to report as well.

You can thank my new computer for my return
{MacBook Pro all the way}

Ok, I'm about to report, I'll try and get in on the story as soon as I can.

Oi!

I'm posting today. Hide the kids and break out the booze. I don't wanna walk away from this wreck.

Whoever writes the next post, have us go into the canyon and have a small firefight. Then, set up a fireline to keep the pirates out with the marines. Then do a night post where the pirates try to move in. Other than that, do what comes naturally.