Ehh, I tried to get a post out... wasn't very good so I gave it a miss. There's only so many ways you can say "I shot someone" until it gets tired.

Screw the rest of the fire fight, just have us pull back to the bridge.

I know I gave you a snoozer at the start, but you can always go "outside the box" and come up with new things. Don't feel constrained to point and shoot in the hangar the entire time.

To quote the penguins from 'Madagascar'

"Well... this sucks"

...god dammit Jester's, all two of you. (One of them being me)

2601 words of closure.

Now we can move on to the next phase, safe with the knowledge of what happened.

Angel wrote:There is a maximum of 2500 words per post.

Hate to ruin your fun Jager but...

From a question Jager asked me last night on IRC but I was sleeping:

Capza has the main bioresearch facility Thrawn is using to develop a bioweapon to use against the VE. Capza is not under threat from Thrawn. If it was, we wouldn't care.

I made a small error in your briefing post. Your opposition should read up to 100 Active Duty Stormtroopers (security).

Also, in case you were wondering (and judging by some of your posts, you are) there is a specific reason you are going to Capza. True, Tadath is under attack, but 40 men make little difference considering the massiveness that is the VE Army.

For Your Consideration

As the AHC learned that Thrawn has a backup plan in case his attack fails (aka wipe the planet clean with a bioagent) they determined it was prudent to pre-emptively strike the manufacturing facility. Sure, Jester could help with the defense, but by the time the battle would be won, Thrawn could have his bioweapon ready to deploy. It's sort of like killing all the TIEs in the Death Star. Sure, it's a victory, but you forgot about the planet killer about to blow your ass up.

/end rant

Right. Reports and such

Yeah. Alater sent me one... I sent me one... Jeg's here... So where is everyone else?

If you are here/around/away post here or send me/Jeg a message and tell us what the hell's going on.

Yeah...

Thats about the jist of things. Do you guys remember when we used to do stuff, because I sortof do, though it was so long ago I can barely give you any details.

Go team.

I didn't report >.< Sorry guys. I know I kind of fade off at the end of the week/over the weekend, It's a situation I'm trying to rectify but I work all weekend and try to squeeze my social life in around it so I rarely have time to get on here. Will jump on IRC and post something now.

Private First Class Edge has been added. Don't get him killed his first mission.

Ladies, Gentlemen, Others. You are being taken into a long and very distinguished brotherhood. You will be Jesters. Some of you are new, some of you are not. Either way you will find that living up to this history is no easy thing.

If you do not enjoy writing then you came to the wrong club, if you want to improve you have come to the right squad. Those that don't know me I tell you that I have been in the VE for just a little short of a decade, I have seen great squads rise and fall. I know that it is important that you know I am behind you. You are my squad and I will support you, but do not expect that to mean you will get a free ride. Promotions up to a certain point will be automatic, but if you want an award you must work hard for it, you must show me that you want it. You will have to work harder than those in other squads, but at the end of the day you will know without a doubt that you earned it and in return it will be respected. When I am done training you, when we come together as a team we will be, irrevocably, the greatest squad in the Stormtrooper Corps. Hooah!.

Report once a week, by Friday your time. I want to know your story progress, I want to know your specialty. For that matter, post a short blurb on here introducing your character and your specialty.

We will have a story within the evening, I promise you that.

Also, bid a fond welcome to your ASL, Brightstar, a weathered veteran of the VE, she is more than competent.

Count me in.

Our first story is up The Last Laugh is Ours. Posty is a good thing. Do report in here first, like I said, short blurb about your character and their specialty. Don't need a full bio, just a "Yo, this is 'dude'".

I'm Psycho/Echelon.

And my specialty is being annoying.

No. I don't really know what my specialty is. Psycho has good aim, can run fast, and is intelligent. So,I'm not sure.

I'm experienced from the navy and I'm ready to start working with yall.

Quote:Our first story is up The Last Laugh is Ours. Posty is a good thing. Do report in here first, like I said, short blurb about your character and their specialty. Don't need a full bio, just a "Yo, this is 'dude'".

We would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks for coming so quickly THX, and not to worry. I'm Brightstar your new ASL, Sniping101, or Snipes as we call him, is your new SL