I know. That is a hard concept to understand. But, I was, thinking, that is. I really was.....
I had a thought. Being the half blonde, dumb.... whatever I can be, I had a thought. Now, you distracted me and I lost my thought. Shame on you. I want you to stop me before I get tooooo deep.
OOps, to late. I have already drowned. Oh well. Maybe I'll come up for air.
And, I did. Stranded upon the rocks of a half dead planet, I made my way to shore. Who I was and where I came from, I had forgotten.
A ship lay there, waiting for a pilot. And a pilot I was.
How I knew that or from which I came, I did not know.
All I knew, was that I was a pilot.
To soon people came upon me. They were yelling and screaming in languages I couldn't understand. They all had unusual attire that matched. It was very different from what I had on.
I had sparse clothing over my large hairy body, which was mostly black with a little gray in it. My ship, which I was familiar with, was also mostly grey and black. Well, mostly white, but other than that grey and black.
The persons who came after me wore orange jumpsuits with a tinge of black and white helmets. They didn't look friendly.
A laser bolt exploded a half meter from my head. I didn't know what to do. I ran. Another laser bolt exploded from behind me. I ran faster. Quickly, I dived into the spacecraft I was familiar with. Hitting buttons and moving levers with lightening speed I was soon off the ground and flying towards outer space. I couldn't believe what I had done.
Soon afterwards, my memory had come back to me and I made an X on the map where I had been. How I had gotten there, I do not know. But it was an infiltrated planet not far from the Empire's home world.
I now remember this world. It is where I was duped into taking on a Hutt load and eventually captured and taken into the Empire. Now to find out the Hutt's are in league with the Galactic Senate?
What traitors they really are. They would turn me into the Empire at one moment and then trade favors with the rebellion in the next.
I would return for my revenge. All I needed was a transport craft that would carry me and at least two companions. The more the merrier of course, but, me and two others could exact my revenge upon the Hutt's.
Who amongst you stands worthy to take on the Hutt's and allllllllllll. they have to offer.
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Grammer, mechanics, punctuation, spelling, diction, effectiveness in the science, and larger elements are the facts at hand. The Harbrace College Handbook edited by JOHN C. HODGES
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