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Raigen
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RE: J0K3Z

July 3, 2006 11:14:31 PM

500 ICs for rogue hillarious joke man

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RK
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RE: J0K3Z

July 10, 2006 1:23:04 PM

You might be a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are, "Gentlemen Start Your Engines."

You might be a red neck Jedi , If you have a cousin as hairy as Chewbacca

YOu might be a Redneck Jedi, If you made a hole in your X-Wing so you can slide out of the window.

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Rogueboy
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RE: J0K3Z

July 10, 2006 3:09:49 PM

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED even though Im trying to make it as clean as possible

This guy was going to his girlfriends house to meet the parents, he has a motorcycle and it looks like its going to rain so he brings some vaseline (in case it rains he puts in on the motorcycle so it wont rust)

When he gets to the house his girlfriend opens the door and tell him there is a rule in the house; first to talk while eating supper does the dishes, so obviously the guy is like I dont want to do the dishes.

They sit down for supper, throughout the whole meal no one says a word, so their sitting down waiting for someone to talk so the guys like damn i know im going to be the first to talk. So he picks up his girlfriend and they fornicate right there on the table, no one says a word, than he picks up the mother and they also fornicate on the table, once again no one says a word. It starts to rain so the guy pulls out the vaseline, the father says. "Screw this I'll do the dishes."

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D'har Leth
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RE: J0K3Z

July 10, 2006 3:30:02 PM

Two guys are playing golf. So, they're out on the putting green, and a funeral procession drives by. One of the golfers takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. Once the procession goes by, the golfer puts his hat back on and gets back into the game.

The other golfer says, "Wow, that was really nice of you, I didn't expect that from you."

The golfer gives this in reply, "Well she was my wife for 36 years."

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