Dont stop writing Snips, this was a good laugh, and o course congrats  to Rizz:


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--Corporal-Hellra--
  -Dark-Dragoons-
SL/SGT Hellra/2SQD/2PLT/1CMP/1REG/1BAT/Tadath/VEA[LoR][ES2C][CoR]

Snipes barreled down the hall at full speed, he rounded a corner and looked back, seconds later an angry looking Cosmic, splattered with pink paint, was charging after him, Snipes started running faster. The foot falls of the disgruntled Commander of Training rang hard behind him, Snipes tried to speed up more, until, at last he reached an archway into what could be recognized as a beautiful courtyard, Snipes took a turn in there and spun around, the Major General fallowed,  unable to stop by the time he realized it was a trap. Snipes pulled on a rope hanging down behind the archway and watched as a small vat of chocolate syrup, hidden from view by the building they exited, poured down onto Cosmics head, then Snipes cackled and ran off to find his next victim.

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Angel and Kami were sitting in the IH lounge when they heard a noise coming from their room, after having all their underwear stolen they were twice as vigilant. They got up from their posts in the two most comfy chairs in the lounge drinking the best Corellian Ale in the lounge and walked down the hall to their room, cautiously Angel hit the button to open the door. It slid open without a hitch, but it was what greeted them that only allowed them a second to release on agonized scream, then over them poured half a room full of room temperature raspberry jam, it pushed them out of the hall and into the entrance area of the bunker, where finally the flow subsided enough to allow the ground to catch their bodies.

"Oh my God." Was the only phrase either could find, both of them were stunned to this near silence by the jam flood.

They got up after another couple minutes of stunned silence and went off the hit the refresher and borrow someones clothes.

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Gavyn and the recent addition of Yillis walked into the Iron Horse barracks to be greeted with a floor covered in raspberry jam, Gavyn reacher down and got some on his finger, then licked it off.

"Yep, definitely raspberry"

"That's disgusting" Yillis sneered.

"Well sor-ry for possibly saving your life."

"You didn't save my life, you ate floor jam, that's nasty."

"Well, what if it was poisonous floor jam, huh? How would you have known?"

The arguing continued as they walked into the hall to go to their quarters. When they arrived they hit the button on Gavyns door and the door slid open, but as soon as it was up they were covered in a high velocity whipped cream, the force of it threw them against the wall and trapped them there for several minutes until it finally ran out, then they got up and looked inside the room, everything was covered in the fluffy white substance except a large gun like emplacement that had been spraying them down and a piece of rose stationary that was tapped to it. Gavyn picked it up in awe and its said.

"Congratulations, SUCKER!"

"uh, here, Gavyn, you can borrow a pair of my clothes until yours get cleaned" Yillis offered, pulling the stunned corporal out of his room to the one next to it.

Yillis hit the button on his door only to hear and click and have high velocity peanut butter shot at the pair, again trapping them against the wall and covering them in JIF Extra Crunchy. Upon inspection of his room they found the same thing as in Gavyn's, everything was covered in peanut butter, except a large cannon like thing in the middle with the same rose stationary taped to it with the same message. Yillis was shocked to the point of catatonia.

Yillis now had to be dragged out by Gavyn as they too made their way into the refresher; but before they reached them they head an angry yell and then saw two figures burst from the refreshers area, clothed in nothing but towels. Kami and Angel were covered in sticky  syrup and both held a crumpled piece of paper, both also looked exceptionally angry. When they saw Gavyn and Yillis though the four stared at each other for a minute in stunned silence, neither pair truly knowing what had happened to the other, only that the Iron Horse barracks were completely covered in obscure condiments. Several seconds later Gavyn got the courage up to whipe his finger on Angels arm and lick it.

"Mmm. Maple."



(You guys get the idea, Congrats. )
 
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{Comnet Hermit}
TRP/GSG Sniping101/4SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR][IH][BoA][CDS]

"(I) Is always hatching plots against newlyweds; I mar the beauty of virgins and cause their hearts to grow cold"

Angel had no sooner finished getting the last of the syrup out of his hair and getting some clean clothes for Kami and himself from the Nightshade when there was a knock at their door. The door slid open to reveal an out of breath Cosmic.

"General?" Angel asked.

"Have either of you..." When the Commander of Training saw the state of the room, his question was immediately answered.

"Have we what?" Kami asked, wandering in from the other room.

"Snipes was here I take it..."

"Snipes did this?" Angel demanded. He remembered Jubei talking about all the mischeif he and the sergeant had over the years, but he thought perhaps the veteran trooper had grown up.

"Yeah, he dug a hole outside my office and filled it with chocolate frosting. Poor Hellra fell in."

"I'm going to KILL him" Kami snarled, wringing the last of the water from her freshly washed hair.

"I have a better idea..." Angel said absently. "Hun, can you get me my demolitions bag?



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The newly promoted Snipes cackled gleefully as he made his way back to his quarters. He had hit almost every target on his list thus far, and even managed to get all the Horsies twice. Their barracks were a mess of peanut butter, jam, and syrup....

He almost clicked his heels together as he merrily skipped his way down the halls of the Wraith barracks. His attack on Cosmic was...partially foiled, but at least he got Hellra in the process. He was surprised to not see Cosmic or the MPs at the door to his quarters...but figured everyone was too busy cleaning up to worry about the who and the why.

After finishing off the Horsies, he had spent the next few hours setting up the remainder of his "congratulations" pranks. It had been a long day of planning and executing, and he was ready to crash.

As Snipes hit the touchpad to access his quarters, he stopped dead in the doorway.

Everything in his room was covered in duct tape. Not in a cool way...but with the sticky side out. His feet stuck to the ground as he walked, whoever had done this obviously springing for the extra strength duct tape. His bed, his desk, his rifle...even his armor had be covered. A small object was sitting on his desk with a sign around it. As he got closer, he discovered it to be a small doll, and the sign read. "DO NOT TOUCH"

"Yeah sure whatever." Snipes said, and picked up the doll.

A dark voice sounded in his chambers. "I WARNED YOU!"

A muffled explosion followed, and Snipes hit the deck, covering his eyes as he stuck to the duct tape. He felt a light, powdery substance on his face...and opended hs eyes to find his entire room covered with powdered sugar. The duct tape made it stick to everything.

Cursing, he tried to get up, but found that he was now stuck to the ground. A pair of boots appeared in front of his face, then another...and a third. Craning his eyes as far up as he could see...he discovered the smiling faces of Kami, Angel and Cosmic.

"Congratulations" They said in unison...then walked out the door.

"WAIT!" Snipes shouted. "HEY C'MON GUYS...UNSTICK ME!....GUYS?...."
 
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Iron Horse Squad
[LoR] [RoM] [BC] [CDS] [WM] [GRoM] [IH] {BoA}
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CM/DJK Jikkyo "Angel" Nimiichi/Eagle 1-1/Sith/Dark Jedi Order/Vast Empire [VP:1]
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Kuroishi looked across the way to Cosmic's office as a delivery van pulled up outside.

****Inside Cosmic's office****

"Sir there is a delivery here for you.  The driver says the sender is a secret admirer and the package was screened properly before delivery."  Cosmic's aid announced.

"Send it in then."  Cosmic said cautiously.

Cosmic knew to be carefull with the pranks as of late but the package was already screened once according to the driver.  That meant to find out one way or the other he was going to have to take a chance.

A crate was brought into Cosmic's office and opened.  Inside was a large cake.  Big enough to fit a person inside.  Immediatly this threw Cosmic into defensive mode but it was already too late.

Bursting out of the cake was a female Ewok in a two piece swimsuit that would look quite lovely on a lovely young human female.

"Me love you long time!"  The Ewok screeched.

"Sorry I was fresh out of Stonefish.  Congradulations anyway."  The delivery driver said as he left Cosmic's office.
 
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5/13/2005-My journey to the Darkside is complete