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Go here or die. It's updated every day.

I generated this one and it's really fitting ^^
I certainly hope Lord Darth Vader gives this letter five minutes of his precious cappuccino-sipping, cancer-stick-puffing time. Here's a quick review: Just because Lord Vader and his followers don't like being labelled as "footling finks" or "sullen, rash traitors" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. Be forewarned: Even his allies are afraid that he will dominate or intimidate others some day. I have seen their fear manifested over and over again, and it is further evidence that Lord Vader is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside himself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of his wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. I should note that he hates people who have huge supplies of the things he lacks. What Lord Vader lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that when a friend wants to drive inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, Lord Vader is drunk with power, which is why we must delegitimize him. My real point here is that if Lord Vader isn't garrulous, I don't know who is.

The only weapons he has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it. Lord Vader's true goal is to oppose the visceral views of 98 percent of the nation's citizens. All the statements that his intimates make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to encourage our spirits to soar. Is there, or is there not, a morbid plot to impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior Lord Vader disapproves of, organized through the years by the worst kinds of fastidious slackers there are? The answer to this all-important question is that not only has the plot existed, but it is now on the verge of complete fulfilment. Maybe he has a reason for acting the way he does, but I doubt it.

To tell you the truth, the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, I don't know how to deal with sordid hucksters. That conclusion is not based on some sort of venom-spouting philosophy or on Lord Vader-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that Lord Vader needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that he had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, Lord Vader gave us snobbism, obscurantism, and larrikinism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to point out the glaring contradiction between Lord Vader's idealized view of Comstockism and reality. Listen up: Lord Vader is undeniably up to something. I don't know exactly what, but he wants to leave us in the lurch. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background.

Certainly, he ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person. We must weed out people like Lord Vader who have deceived, betrayed, and exploited us. Our children depend on that. If anything, I will sincerely not bow to coercion, intimidation, or the threat of violence -- and Lord Vader knows it. I recently overheard a couple of pestilential, scornful suborners of perjury say that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this Lord Vader-induced era of slogans and propaganda.

Whatever he claims to the contrary, it's really not bloody-mindedness that compels me to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. It's my sense of responsibility to you, the reader. In point of fact, there are blockish, tyrannical sybarites in our midst. Now, I could go off on that point alone, but if you read his writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that the Universe belongs to him by right. But if you read Lord Vader's writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that if he wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word "barothermohygrograph", for example, and expect us to be scared. To bring the matter closer to home, let me remind you that contentious quacks serve as the priests in Lord Vader's cult of dirty, vexatious neocolonialism. These "priests" spend their days basking in Lord Vader's reflected glory, pausing only when Lord Vader instructs them to make life less pleasant for us. What could be more savage? First, I'll give you a very brief answer and then I'll go back and explain my answer in detail. As for the brief answer, his circulars have kept us separated for too long from the love, contributions, and challenges of our brothers and sisters in this wonderful adventure we share together -- life!

On a completely different tack, we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with him. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that the human community has had the same basic problem with autism all along, ever since the second human being walked erect. For proof of this fact, I must point out that he does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when he says that sin is good for the soul, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins. A good friend of mine once said that we should all grant people the freedom to pursue any endeavor they deem fitting to their skills, talent, and interest. Amen to that! In fact, I even informed my friend that if Lord Vader doesn't like it here, then perhaps he should go elsewhere.

I respect his rodomontades, although if we are to comment on his manuscripts, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the phallocentrism-prone and frightful ideologies that Lord Vader promotes. His imprecations have no basis in science or in human experience. Instead, they consist of brutish, short-sighted hatchet jobs derived from a world view rooted in noxious, devious extremism. If he thinks that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom, then he's sadly mistaken. This seems so obvious, I am amazed there is even any discussion about it. I am making a pretty serious accusation here. I am accusing Lord Vader of planning to call evil good and good evil. And I don't want anyone to think that I am basing my accusation only on the fact that his "I'm right and you're wrong" attitude is nit-picky, because it leaves no room for compromise.

Not that I ever believed his lies, but at least before they had some kind of internal consistency -- a logic, albeit twisted, that invited refutation. But now, it seems Lord Vader is desperately flailing about for any pretext, no matter how ludicrous or slight, to use fascism as a more destructive form of jingoism. Some will say I exaggerate, but, actually, I'm being quite lenient. I didn't mention, for example, that I myself cannot compromise with him; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him, and with a warning he must truly take to heart: He plans to lead people towards iniquity and sin. He has instructed his underlings not to discuss this or even admit to his plan's existence. Obviously, Lord Vader knows he has something to hide. For better or for worse, he has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why I feel obligated to inform you that time cannot change his behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Lord Vader can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, scrawl pro-solecism graffiti over everything.

It is certainly the height of ironies that in his inclinations, exhibitionism is witting and unremitting, prissy and inimical. He revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to deny the obvious. Lord Vader's myrmidons are unified under a common goal. That goal is to direct social activity toward philanthropic flim-flam rather than toward the elimination of the basic deficiencies in the organization of our economic and cultural life.

I see two problems with Lord Vader's memoirs on a very fundamental level. First, the grossly fallacious reasoning behind his op-ed pieces can be confirmed by some simple fact-checking. And second, his philippics are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that Lord Vader's secret police once used to put the gods of heaven into the corner as obsolete and outmoded and, in their stead, burn incense to the idol Mammon. To close, let me accentuate that if we work beyond the predatory plasticity of Lord Darth Vader's methods of interpretation, we shall not only survive Lord Vader's attacks; we shall prevail.
 
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Iron Horse Squad

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven".
Such is the Rule of Honor.

FTC/LCPL Eviscares/1SQD/1PLT/COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR]

How about this one?

I could write a very angry letter right now about Lord Vader, but I decided instead merely to express some constructive criticism. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to Lord Vader himself. For brevity, I won't comment further on that, but rather on the way that I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because I once had a nightmare in which he was free to use psychological tools to trick us into doing whatever jaundiced creeps require of us. When I awoke, I realized that this nightmare was frighteningly close to reality. For instance, perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of gormless apostates. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that one of the things I find quite interesting is listening to other people's takes on things. For instance, I recently overheard some folks remark that Lord Vader says that we should derive moral guidance from his glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented opinions. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"? Why am I furious? Because I cannot compromise with Lord Vader; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him, and with a warning he must undeniably take to heart: I, hardheaded cynic that I am, am tired of hearing or reading that you and I are inferior to immature, snivelling mountebanks. You know that that is simply not true. And why am I embarrassed? Because he is completely versipellous. When he's with plebeians, Lord Vader warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against heathenism. But when he is safely surrounded by his loyalists, Lord Vader instructs them to promote the lie of totalitarianism. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that there's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I assert, there's a time to straighten out Lord Vader's thinking. Or, to put it less poetically, we've all heard Lord Vader yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. By working together, we can pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. He vehemently denies that, of course. But he obviously would, because he labels anyone he doesn't like as "insolent". That might well be a better description of Lord Vader. Ostensibly, he does not intend to lure the muddleheaded into his camp, but in fact, egotism is one of the legs upon which his bromides stand. End of story. Actually, I should add that I find that some of his choices of words in his hariolations would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "dictatorial" for "interdestructiveness" and "contemptible" for "ultramicrochemistry."

Lord Vader always tries to shift blame from himself to twisted, illiterate ophidian-types. What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: What will be the next object of attack from Lord Vader's camp? If I'm not mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that if Lord Vader opened his eyes, he'd realize that his fixation on favoritism is nothing more than camouflage for a lack of original ideas.

Daily, the truth is being impressed upon us that the hostility and boredom he is experiencing internally is quite evident externally. That's self-evident, and even Lord Vader would probably agree with me on that. Even so, he had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, Lord Vader gave us extremism, escapism, and sadism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since Lord Vader pompously claims that we ought to worship the most insane hermits you'll ever see as folk heroes. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately. I've received a smattering of mail from people who want to know the real story behind Lord Vader's delusional biases, so here it is: Lord Vader claims that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in his reports. Then again, Lord Vader is the type of person who can look you right in the eye and, with an expression of the utmost sincerity, tell you any kind of whopper that suits his purpose. That's clear. But if Lord Vader honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from him. Lord Vader is untrustworthy -- maybe "yawping" would be a more applicable adjective. I state these facts only to give a bit of personal background as to why if you intend to challenge someone's assertions, you need to present a counterargument. Lord Vader provides none. It definitely shouldn't be necessary to have to say such things, but griping about Lord Vader will not make him stop trying to convert houses of worhip into houses of masochism. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to crush people to the earth and then claim the right to trample on them forever because they are prostrate.

Didn't he tell his dupes that he wants to harm others, or even instill the fear of harm? Did he first give any thought to what would happen if he did? Of course, that question is ridiculous -- as ridiculous as his uncontrollable undertakings. He likes to have difficult social issues presented to him in simple, black-and-white terms. And let us not forget that his crusades all stem from one, simple, faulty premise -- that we should all bear the brunt of his actions.

Illiberal renegades are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to shrink the so-called marketplace of ideas down to convenience-store size. I sometimes joke about how I must defend my honor. But seriously, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter. But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: If you've read any of the disingenuous slop that Lord Vader has concocted, you'll unquestionably recall Lord Vader's description of his plan to trick us into trading freedom for serfdom. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that I myself will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to denounce those who claim that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. You shouldn't let Lord Vader intimidate you. You shouldn't let him push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Lord Vader. In the past, I've said that we have to start talking with one another honestly, in honest language. Were I to make such a generalization today, it would contain a few "weasel words" -- an escape hatch or that indispensable cliche that his encomiasts are so ready to rip apart causes that others feel strongly about that their jeremiads are laughable. But because he somehow forgot to tell his secret agents that the most impudent manifestation of brassbound sentiment among effrontive beer-guzzling-types has been the way they bring about a wonderland of pessimism, I am not ready to retract my conviction or to recant error.

Although I can no more change the past than see the future, it's safe to say that he is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to him whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to Lord Vader is denominationalism. Why? Well, I'm sure Lord Vader would rather perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy than answer that particular question. A study of rude tightwads indicates broad political and ideological agreement on the use of force combined with a set of simple tactics to achieve their immediate goal: to create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind. He thinks that demented publishers of hate literature are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes. However, his expedients are part of a larger attack on the very notion of meritocracy and quality.

Life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Lord Vader so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? The answer to that question has broad implications. For example, Lord Vader maintains that either a book of his writings would be a good addition to the Bible or that children should belong to the state. Lord Vader denies any other possibility. Think about how easy it's become for what I call simple-minded mob bosses to sweep his peccadillos under the rug. A brief study of sociology will show one inescapable fact: My purpose here is not to enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that many of the distinctions between gutless, stolid storytellers and Lord Vader's adherents have dissolved. Let me recap that for you, because it really is extraordinarily important: One of Lord Vader's favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always his solutions that grant him the freedom to prey on people's fear of political and economic instability, never the original problem. I fear that, over time, Lord Vader's snow jobs will be seen as uncontested fact, because many people are afraid to strike at the heart of Lord Vader's efforts to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to Lord Vader's zingers.

By the way, ever since Lord Vader decided to create a regime of depraved Fabianism, his consistent, unvarying line has been that laws are meant to be broken. He has a staggering number of unregenerate secret police. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind Lord Vader that he is undoubtedly up to something. I don't know exactly what, but it's easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about Lord Vader and about hypothetical solutions to our Lord Vader problem. It's an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that he finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, I, for one, no longer believe that trends like family breakdown, promiscuity, and violence are random events. Not only are they explicitly glorified and promoted by Lord Vader's cuckoo imprecations, but when I say that he often expresses great interest in, and approval of, violent acts reported in the press -- spousal abuse, shooting sprees, capital punishment, and so forth -- this does not, I repeat, does not mean that the majority of callow sewer rats are heroes, if not saints. This is a common fallacy held by loathsome scumbags.

What does Lord Vader have to say about all of this? The answer, as expected, is nothing. For many reasons, too many and too complex to go into here at this time, I must say that only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to ring the bells of truth. But the first step is to acknowledge that it is difficult for many people to accept that I can say with absolute certitude that I really gainsay Lord Vader's notion that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Lord Vader. He is certainly possessed by the devil. It's that simple.

Unlike Lord Vader, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if -- and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of "innocent until proven guilty" -- he were not actually responsible for trying to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings, then I'd stop saying that if you don't think that Lord Vader frequently progresses into displays of authority he doesn't have, then think again. He may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider Lord Vader to be a weapon of mass destruction himself. Because "physiologicoanatomic" is a word that can be interpreted in many ways, we must make it clear that I can't possibly believe his claim that there should be publicly financed centers of fascism. If someone can convince me otherwise, I'll eat my hat. Heck, I'll eat a whole closetful of hats. That's a pretty safe bet, because one could truthfully say that Lord Vader holds himself to low standards. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that he wants to scapegoat easy, unpopular targets, thereby diverting responsibility from more culpable parties. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to transform our culture of war and violence into a culture of peace and nonviolence. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Lord Vader has a near-legendary lack of common sense, decency, and manners.


 
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Darkness is one way to Life and the Light leads to death and that is why i am Dark and Immortal!!!!!!!!!
HaHaHa!!!!
Surrender to the Darkness you are weak to resist and Strong to Bask in the dark energy!!!! HaHaHa!!!