Communications Network
Vast Empire  -  New Posts  -  Search  -  Statistics  -  Login 
 
ComNet > Neutral Messages > Archived Lounge > Random
 
 
 
Author
Topic:  Random
Sheepy
ComNet Member
 
[VE-NAVY] Warrant Officer 1st Class (WO1)
 
Post Number:  370
Total Posts:  371
Joined:  May 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 13, 2004 4:51:00 PM    View the profile of Sheepy 
Haddock is better than cod
 
-----------------------
FM/WO2 Sheepy/Elite Viper 3-1/Phoenix
WING/mSSD Atrus/VE/VEN (=A=) (=JCPA=)
Hashi Shiyun
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Senior Sergeant
 
Post Number:  539
Total Posts:  779
Joined:  Oct 2003
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 13, 2004 5:00:01 PM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 
I have a secret fetish for Wilma Flintstone.
FlyingKnight
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Senior Sergeant
 
Post Number:  614
Total Posts:  851
Joined:  Jan 2004
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 13, 2004 8:16:15 PM    View the profile of FlyingKnight 
I saw a bird get hit by a car.
 
-----------------------
Lance Corporal
Frank "FlyingKnight" Carter
-Raider Squad
-
TRP/LCPL FlyingKnight/3SQD/1PLT/COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR]
"To start press the any key, *Pause* where is the any key?"--Anonymous
Japheth
ComNet Veteran
 
[VE-DJO] Krath Templar (KT)
[VE-NAVY] Rear Admiral (RAD)
[VE-VEHC] Rear Admiral*
 
Post Number:  1197
Total Posts:  2517
Joined:  Nov 2001
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 13, 2004 8:47:18 PM    View the profile of Japheth 
Ritz crackers contain 10g of carbohydrates per serving (5 crackers).
 
-----------------------
Rear Admiral Japheth Cappadocious, Krath Templar
Naval Commander in Chief, Captain of the mSSD Atrus
Headmaster of the Dark Jedi Order Academy
-----------------------
NCC/RAD Japheth Cappadocious/NHC-1/Raptor 1/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE/(=MA=)(=SCPA=)(=FCO=)[BRC][LSM][MC:1][KC:OC]
HM/KT Japheth Cappadocious/DC-3/Krath Order/Elite Griffen Sect/VEDJ/VE
Fury
ComNet Overlord
 
[VE-ARMY] High General
[VE-VEHC] High General*
 
Post Number:  1578
Total Posts:  2689
Joined:  Jun 2000
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 13, 2004 10:10:18 PM    View the profile of Fury 
Babies are born without kneecaps.
Fallen Angel
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Gunnery Sergeant
[VE-DJO] Sith Adept (AD)
 
Post Number:  874
Total Posts:  3342
Joined:  Jul 2003
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 13, 2004 10:32:14 PM    View the profile of Fallen Angel 
Rema is actually a guy.
 
-----------------------
Senior Sergeant Jikkyo "Fallen Angel" Nimiichi 
Assistant Squad Leader (ASL) - Raider Squad
-
AS-3/ASL/SSG Fallen Angel/3SQD/1PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/Tadath [LoR] [RoM] [BC] [BoA]

Dark Jedi Journeyman Phoenix

TRN/JRN Phoenix/Training 2/VEDJ/VE/Lopen
"You need guys like me." - Tony Montana
Rema
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Sergeant
 
Post Number:  858
Total Posts:  1056
Joined:  Oct 2003
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 14, 2004 1:47:26 AM    View the profile of Rema 
...

Banana's are radioactive.
 
-----------------------
*DarkDragoons*
+ Advance Recon Commandos {ARC} +
"Only Trust your Allies as much as you can Predict your Enemies."
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, i expect you to die."
"Luke, I am your Fasha."
To Nom Anor, a truly superior Yuuzhan Vong.
kaMi
ComNet Cadet
 
[VE-ARMY] Corporal
 
Post Number:  296
Total Posts:  1884
Joined:  Mar 2004
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 14, 2004 7:20:35 AM    View the profile of kaMi 
KFC's colonel is a scary old man
 
-----------------------
-=silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords=-
-=pretty...what do we blow up first?=-
TRP/PFC kaMi/2SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR]
[This message has been edited by Kami (edited June 14, 2004 7:36:12 AM)]
LoneWolf
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Sergeant First Class
[VE-DJO] Dark Jedi Knight (DJK)
[VE-NAVY] 2nd Lieutenant (2LT)
 
Post Number:  931
Total Posts:  1075
Joined:  Sep 2001
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 14, 2004 8:05:18 AM    View the profile of LoneWolf 
In a few years China's male to female ratio will be uneven leaving tens of millions of single Chinese men in 2020.
 
-----------------------
Lonewolf/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE/(=A=)(=SA=)(=JCPA=)(=SCPA=)[SRC][VC:Ebony]

CM/DJK LoneWolf/Sith/Eagle Sect/VEDJ

"With each kill, I grow wiser, with added wisdom, I grow stronger..." -Artemis Entreri
Sheepy
ComNet Member
 
[VE-NAVY] Warrant Officer 1st Class (WO1)
 
Post Number:  370
Total Posts:  371
Joined:  May 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 15, 2004 4:24:42 PM    View the profile of Sheepy 
lotion can cure bug bites

http://isis.sunderland.ac.uk/~cb3scr/carrier_generic_E_all.wav

 
-----------------------
FM/WO2 Sheepy/Elite Viper 3-1/Phoenix
WING/mSSD Atrus/VE/VEN (=A=) (=JCPA=)
Afyon
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Sergeant First Class
 
Post Number:  718
Total Posts:  981
Joined:  Mar 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 19, 2004 3:09:02 AM    View the profile of Afyon 
The Mask of Zorro is 2 hours 17 minutes long
 
-----------------------
+ Advance Recon Commandos {ARC} +
ASL/GSG_Afyon/Dark Dragoon Squad/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/[LoC][IH][CoH(2)][SoA]
[This message has been edited by Afyon (edited June 19, 2004 3:09:33 AM)]
Zafo
ComNet Initiate
 
[VE-ARMY] Lance Corporal
 
Post Number:  115
Total Posts:  765
Joined:  Apr 2004
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 19, 2004 8:44:01 PM    View the profile of Zafo 
There once was a guy who wanted to bungee jump off a bridge, so he mesured the distance from the bridge to the road below, and bought a bungee cord that long.

oops
 
-----------------------
TRP/PFC ZaFo/DD?2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE
Japheth
ComNet Veteran
 
[VE-DJO] Krath Templar (KT)
[VE-NAVY] Rear Admiral (RAD)
[VE-VEHC] Rear Admiral*
 
Post Number:  1197
Total Posts:  2517
Joined:  Nov 2001
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 19, 2004 10:03:58 PM    View the profile of Japheth 
You do not want to stay to the end of the credits for the movie Dodgeball.

Trust me.
 
-----------------------
Rear Admiral Japheth Cappadocious, Krath Templar
Naval Commander in Chief, Captain of the mSSD Atrus
Headmaster of the Dark Jedi Order Academy
-----------------------
NCC/RAD Japheth Cappadocious/NHC-1/Raptor 1/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE/(=MA=)(=SCPA=)(=FCO=)[BRC][LSM][MC:1][KC:OC]
HM/KT Japheth Cappadocious/DC-3/Krath Order/Elite Griffen Sect/VEDJ/VE
Cosmic
ComNet Disciple
 
[VE-ARMY] High Colonel
[VE-DJO] Krath Prophet(ess) (KPR)
[VE-VEEC] Chief Editor
 
Post Number:  2333
Total Posts:  7772
Joined:  Sep 2000
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 20, 2004 12:51:48 AM    View the profile of Cosmic 
Hi.
 
-----------------------
Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
CoT/HCL Cosmic/HCA-3/SL/3SQD/2PLT/1COMP/1BAT/Tadath/VEA/VE [OPE][OTH][OPA][EW1][CDS][IH][GS][LM][SoS][CoH][PoC][MSM][SCP][IOC][SoA]
-----------------------
Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
SL/KPR Cosmic/Lion 1-1/mSSD Atrus/VEDJ/VE [VP][KC1][OAK]
-----------------------
Fallen Angel
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Gunnery Sergeant
[VE-DJO] Sith Adept (AD)
 
Post Number:  874
Total Posts:  3342
Joined:  Jul 2003
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 21, 2004 10:32:52 PM    View the profile of Fallen Angel 
I'm really an evil leprechaun in disguise.
 
-----------------------
Senior Sergeant Jikkyo "Fallen Angel" Nimiichi 
Assistant Squad Leader (ASL) - Raider Squad
-
AS-3/ASL/SSG Fallen Angel/3SQD/1PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/Tadath [LoR] [RoM] [BC] [BoA]

Dark Jedi Journeyman Phoenix

TRN/JRN Phoenix/Training 2/VEDJ/VE/Lopen
"You need guys like me." - Tony Montana
JR
ComNet Cadet
 
[VE-ARMY] Senior Sergeant
 
Post Number:  276
Total Posts:  471
Joined:  Jul 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 22, 2004 5:55:10 AM    View the profile of JR 
I have a bellybutton.
 
-----------------------
Senior Seargent JR
Raiders Squad
TRP/SGT JR/3SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE[LoR]

"I'm not an alocholic, alcoholics go to meetings."
Ramon Stonefish
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Sergeant Major
 
Post Number:  382
Total Posts:  619
Joined:  Apr 2001
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 22, 2004 9:04:46 AM    View the profile of Ramon Stonefish 
My lower jaw is numb.
 
-----------------------
Ramon Stonefish

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/ED d- s:+ a-- C++++ UL P+ L++@ E---- W+@ N+ !o w--- PS PE t+ 5++ X-- R++ tv+ b+++ !DI D++ G e>++ h! r-- z-
-----END GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
FlyingKnight
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Senior Sergeant
 
Post Number:  614
Total Posts:  851
Joined:  Jan 2004
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 22, 2004 4:32:12 PM    View the profile of FlyingKnight 
Pepto bismal cures heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarreaha. "Yay Pepto bismal."
 
-----------------------
Lance Corporal
Frank "FlyingKnight" Carter
-Raider Squad
-
TRP/LCPL FlyingKnight/3SQD/1PLT/COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR]
"To start press the any key, *Pause* where is the any key?"--Anonymous
Zafo
ComNet Initiate
 
[VE-ARMY] Lance Corporal
 
Post Number:  115
Total Posts:  765
Joined:  Apr 2004
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 22, 2004 6:56:59 PM    View the profile of Zafo 
There is a Movie series called "Star Wars"
 
-----------------------
TRP/PFC ZaFo/DD?2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE
Fallen Angel
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Gunnery Sergeant
[VE-DJO] Sith Adept (AD)
 
Post Number:  874
Total Posts:  3342
Joined:  Jul 2003
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 23, 2004 12:51:44 AM    View the profile of Fallen Angel 
I'm about to shoot Zafo.
 
-----------------------
Senior Sergeant Jikkyo "Fallen Angel" Nimiichi 
Assistant Squad Leader (ASL) - Raider Squad
-
AS-3/ASL/SSG Fallen Angel/3SQD/1PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/Tadath [LoR] [RoM] [BC] [BoA]

Dark Jedi Journeyman Phoenix

TRN/JRN Phoenix/Training 2/VEDJ/VE/Lopen
"You need guys like me." - Tony Montana
MegaDeth
ComNet Member
 
[VE-NAVY] Ensign (ESN)
 
Post Number:  339
Total Posts:  354
Joined:  Feb 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 23, 2004 2:52:16 AM    View the profile of MegaDeth 
I just had to hold down a 85 year old patient who was trying to molest one of my aides when she was changing his depends in his bed.
 
-----------------------
Polaris Squadron Commander/VEDJ JRN/ESN MegaDeth/Polaris 1-1/Wing I/mSSD Atrus/VE/VEN/VEDJ (=A=) (=SA=) (=JCPA=) (=SCPA=) [CoB] [VP] [BRC] [VC: E] [VP-VEDJ] [SoV] [IEM]

    "To all the World, To all my friends, I love you all, Now I must leave you." - Dave Mustaine
A Tout Le Monde
Cosmic
ComNet Disciple
 
[VE-ARMY] High Colonel
[VE-DJO] Krath Prophet(ess) (KPR)
[VE-VEEC] Chief Editor
 
Post Number:  2333
Total Posts:  7772
Joined:  Sep 2000
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 23, 2004 12:52:19 AM    View the profile of Cosmic 
You were holding me too tightly, MD, and can't a guy have some fun?
 
-----------------------
Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
CoT/HCL Cosmic/HCA-3/SL/3SQD/2PLT/1COMP/1BAT/Tadath/VEA/VE [OPE][OTH][OPA][EW1][CDS][IH][GS][LM][SoS][CoH][PoC][MSM][SCP][IOC][SoA]
-----------------------
Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
SL/KPR Cosmic/Lion 1-1/mSSD Atrus/VEDJ/VE [VP][KC1][OAK]
-----------------------
Hashi Shiyun
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Senior Sergeant
 
Post Number:  539
Total Posts:  779
Joined:  Oct 2003
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 25, 2004 9:36:13 AM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 

 
-----------------------
Sergeant Hashi Shiyun [IH] [SoA] [LoR] of Jester Squad
ARC/SGT Hashi Shiyun/1SQD/2PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
Rema
ComNet Member
 
[VE-ARMY] Sergeant
 
Post Number:  858
Total Posts:  1056
Joined:  Oct 2003
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 25, 2004 12:33:48 AM    View the profile of Rema 
A ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
 
-----------------------
*DarkDragoons*
+ Advance Recon Commandos {ARC} +
"Only Trust your Allies as much as you can Predict your Enemies."
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, i expect you to die."
"Luke, I am your Fasha."
To Nom Anor, a truly superior Yuuzhan Vong.
Liquid
ComNet Member
 
[VE-DJO] Dark Jedi Knight (DJK)
[VE-NAVY] 1st Lieutenant (1LT)
 
Post Number:  612
Total Posts:  679
Joined:  Feb 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 25, 2004 9:22:23 PM    View the profile of Liquid 


tee-hee
 
-----------------------
Dark Jedi Knight of the Dark Jedi Order
First Lieutenant of the Vast Empire Navy

ph34red by many

are you man enough?
Sheepy
ComNet Member
 
[VE-NAVY] Warrant Officer 1st Class (WO1)
 
Post Number:  370
Total Posts:  371
Joined:  May 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 26, 2004 5:18:03 PM    View the profile of Sheepy 
Spot the odd one out....

odd one out
 
-----------------------
Part of the legend that is Viper
Liquid
ComNet Member
 
[VE-DJO] Dark Jedi Knight (DJK)
[VE-NAVY] 1st Lieutenant (1LT)
 
Post Number:  612
Total Posts:  679
Joined:  Feb 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 26, 2004 6:02:59 PM    View the profile of Liquid 
upper right?
 
-----------------------
Dark Jedi Knight of the Dark Jedi Order
First Lieutenant of the Vast Empire Navy

ph34red by many

are you man enough?
JR
ComNet Cadet
 
[VE-ARMY] Senior Sergeant
 
Post Number:  276
Total Posts:  471
Joined:  Jul 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 28, 2004 7:46:57 PM    View the profile of JR 
no bottom left.  All the other ones are white girls, he's a boy.
 
-----------------------
Senior Seargent JR
Raiders Squad
TRP/SGT JR/3SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE[LoR]

"I'm not an alocholic, alcoholics go to meetings."
Liquid
ComNet Member
 
[VE-DJO] Dark Jedi Knight (DJK)
[VE-NAVY] 1st Lieutenant (1LT)
 
Post Number:  612
Total Posts:  679
Joined:  Feb 2002
Status:  Offline
  RE: Random
June 28, 2004 10:07:38 PM    View the profile of Liquid 
i was thinking more along the lines that all the other ones were face shots.
 
-----------------------
Dark Jedi Knight of the Dark Jedi Order
First Lieutenant of the Vast Empire Navy

ph34red by many

are you man enough?
ComNet > Neutral Messages > Archived Lounge > Random  |  New Posts    
 

All times are CST. The time now is 8:19:47 PM
Comnet Jump:

Current Online Members - 0  |  Guests - 199  |  Bots - 1
 
< Contact Us - The Vast Empire >
 
Powered by ComNet Version 7.2
Copyright © 1998-2025 The Imperial Network
 
This page was generated in 1.109 seconds.