[OOC:  Here be my idea:  I was going to have a talk with Matok, a rather important member of the FES and have him give his approval for us to say that he offered an invitation to Kadan to go meet with him somewhere, it's kinda like the parents idea but would actually work.  I just want to get Mandor's permision before involving him in this prank.  I've been a bit busy as of late and will continue to be so, if someone else wants to use the idea go forth and be merry.  /OOC]
 
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Kuroishi Wraith VEA
Daishi Raptor VEN
Assistant Writer Why Project Copyright Infringment
Ich bin hessliche amerikaner.
Nehmen mir zu dein frauen von vernunftig preis tugendhafte.
"And the sound of many heads hitting many solid objects was heard throughout the land." me

  That sounds good.  I would be delighted to join Wraith.  I'll talk to Cos and see whats up.  I still want to stay in drill for a week or so, and get my story going.  It seems as though I am the only one in drill squadron.  All of the others never report in, and never post.  Not since the beginning of February that is.
 
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|Vast Empire Army|
[Private First Class] [LoR]
Laguna "Squall" Lionheart
Drill Squadron

  I thought about it, and I am too busy at the moment to join a squad.  I have a story on my hands in drill, and I want to get it finished.  I'll let you guys know when I'm done with my drill stuff, just incase I want to join Wraith.
 
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|Vast Empire Army|
[Private First Class] [LoR]
Laguna "Squall" Lionheart
Drill Squadron

TRP/PFC Squall/2SQD/2PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR]

[OOC:  Well, if you get active and search out squads and such, I think you can actually choose which squad you want to go to.  Otherwise they either send you to whatever squad your recruiter is in, or just to whichever one needs you the most...

At least, that's now I think it works...

BTW, any news on the prank?]
 
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Argon Viper
Sergeant Major/Senior Writer, VE Today
IW COL Argon Viper{ret}
Fallen Angel and Proud of It!
"History is on the move, those who cannot keep up will watch from a distance, and those who get in our way will not watch at all" - Grand Admiral Thrawn
"Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses" - Carl G Jung

Stonefish waved his VEEC pass in the face of the guards on Kadann's office, citing a new desk as his reason for being there, and the large, flat-pack box as his evidence on the push-truck behind him.

"Okay, go ahead," said the officer on duty, somewhat tiredly.

As the door began to swish closed, Stonefish heard the pair of them start talking.

"I swear that's the reason my rifle is like a hundred years old. The man gets a new desk every week!"

With the door closed, and a degree of safety assured, Stonefish got to work unpacking the new furniture. Flat-pack bondage gear was a wonder in itself, especially with the new prefab-type self-assembly versions costing little more than the DIY editions. With the addition of a little water, the black leather mass began to unfold, forming itself into a large split-padding chair.

While the thing was finishing up, Stonefish banged on the box, and whirred his electric screwdriver a few times to make it sound like he was doing something. A few minutes later, it was finished.

Around two metres tall, it was black tubular aluminium and leather, the padding was split up the back to allow easy whip access, and all the corners had restraints. Stonefish opened the extra package and attached the large chrome-steel extra between the sides of the split-seat.

On his way back out, the guard stopped him again.

"That was quick," he commented, "but what about his old desk?"

Stonefish pulled out his pass.

"See this?" he said, "Read it: install new desk. Doesn't say a thing about the old one. More than my job's worth to go against the boss' orders."

"Fair enough," said the guard, "I hope he enjoys the thing."

"Oh, don't worry. It's the top-of-the-range model with all the extras, including a sliding keyboard and mouse tray!" said Stonefish with mock enthusiasm, "Anyway, got to be off, more jobs than I have girlfriends to do. Know what I mean, eh?"
 
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[OOC:  Okay kiddies, we've got a quick one for ye but it should be good.  /OOC]

It was Kuroishi's turn again and this time there would be no skimping on the effort.

First objective was to recover the walls with all the skulls.  Kuroishi had gone to a great deal of trouble to get these particular skulls, he just hoped Kadan would appreciate the touch.  What made these skulls special was that they came from people who were killed either directly by Kadan or by order of Kadan, finding such things was difficult but the time invested in the gathering would be well worth it.

The work was tedious but once Kuroishi hit his stride the walls were soon growing covered with skulls.

on the wall behind where Kadan would sit Kuroishi decided to make the skulls 'cry' blood as well.

Setting up the collection trough and plumbing took a couple of hours and another hour after that saw the finished product.

The thing about this prank is that Kadan might actually appreciate it when he got back.  If he did perhaps Kuroishi would see about making up for it by improving Fury's office next time.
 
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Kuroishi Wraith VEA
Daishi Raptor VEN
Assistant Writer Why Project Copyright Infringment
Ich bin hessliche amerikaner.
Nehmen mir zu dein frauen von vernunftig preis tugendhafte.
"And the sound of many heads hitting many solid objects was heard throughout the land." me