I've lost my quote collection... have to wait for Tal to get back.
 
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SSGT Dragoon
Roses are Red
And Ready for Plucking
You're Sixteen
And Ready for High School

Err, I have 1.5 year old quotes starting from last June-ish, but that doesn't really constitute old.
 
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Viva la toga!!!!!!!!!!1
 
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LCM_FL_ JMac/Kaph 3-1/(=A=)(=SA=)(=MA)(=FOCE=)(MC1)

It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC

Semper Fidelis

Lusthawk 12

I'm starting a quote collection: Damn Good Quotes since 2003  Merrick started it off for me (first quote).
 
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Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
CoT/COL Cosmic/HCA-3/SL/3SQD/2PLT/1COMP/1BAT/Tadath/VEA/VE [OPE][OTH][OPA][EW1][CDS][IH][GS][SoS][CoH][PoC][MSM][IOC]
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Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
SL/KPR Cosmic/Lion 1-1/mSSD Atrus/VEDJ/VE [VP][KC1][OAK]
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I got a good few I actually remember off the top of my head from back in the day.  I doubt I've got them exactly right but here we go...

"We are the VEEC, resistance is futile.  We will take your hard earned IC's and give you overpriced worthless junk.  Resistance is futile."-me

"Today the Oooh Ah EEE tribe declared thermo-nuclear war on the Ah Ah Oo tribe."-Donitz

Now for some I do have exact quotes of, they're mostly Donitz's but...

Donitz- And may cause symptoms such as being born with the head of a golden retriever, the conditon known as "hot dog fingers", and ascention by the prince of darkness.
Donitz- cynicism tastes like chocolate.
Donitz- Haven't you heard?  I'm totally mad.
Donitz- I have a frog exaggerator to prove it.
Donitz- here at OPEC, we've found ways to replace the environment.
Donitz- And when you pledge your undying loyalty to the Soviet Union, you get this nifty tote bag!
Cynicalbastard- You have to do it in a channel where there's other people who don't want to see your lavish display of illusional romance?
Donitz- Shhut up, cynical bastard, we can use it later as blackmail.
Donitz- Excessive.  Superfluous.  Uh... uhh... overcompensatory... woo hoo, four synonyms
* Donitz jives all by himself.... go Donitz, go Donitz, go Donitz

Daishi- oh I'm behaving for tonight
arturus- lol
Daishi- unless someone pushes my insanity button
Daishi- or I need to work on my uncomfortably gay training

 
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Kuroishi Wraith VEA
Daishi Raptor VEN
Assistant Writer Why Project Copyright Infringment
Ich bin hessliche amerikaner.
Nehmen mir zu dein frauen von vernunftig preis tugendhafte.
"And the sound of many heads hitting many solid objects was heard throughout the land." me

Some fairly recent ones... been working on a new collection

[17:41:55] * Fury udderly shakes his nipples

[06:43:43] Merrick - weee Fury's address
[06:44:07] ashar - it would be so funny to send like furry porn to him in the mail and then have his wife find it....
[06:44:14] ashar - I mean, that would be cruel
[06:44:17] * ashar ponders

[05:15:32] ashar - incidently... Fury is one of the most bizzare people I've ever had the pleasure of watching masturbate over a webcam
[05:15:55] * Merrick looks at ash
[05:16:00] Merrick - you what now..
[05:16:00] ashar - ....
[05:16:06] Trigit - Wow.....
[05:16:09] * ashar whistles innocently
[05:16:19] * Merrick pokes ash
[05:16:45] Merrick - i really hope you were kidding
[05:16:48] ashar - huh?
[05:16:50] ashar - about what?
[05:16:59] ashar - oh the shoes?  no, I've had them for awhile

 
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SSGT Dragoon
Roses are Red
And Ready for Plucking
You're Sixteen
And Ready for High School

    The only little phrase or quote I know is...

    "Blah slaps Shazam around with a trout..."

    Is that a bad thing?  Oh god!  It's happening!!!
 
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*Flash Was Here...*
My Real Bebop: (=A=)

[17:13] MegaDeth my ass is sore
[17:14] |Japheth| Same old same old...

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Rear Admiral Japheth Cappadocious, Krath Priest
Naval Executive Officer, Captain of the mSSD Atrus
Headmaster of the Dark Jedi Order Academy
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NXO/SCAP/RAD Japheth Cappadocious/mSSD Atrus/DEF/VEN/VE/(=A=)(=SA=)(=JCPA=)(=SCPA=)(=FCO=)[BRC][LSM][MC:1][KC:OC]
HM/KPT Japheth Cappadocious/DC-3/Krath Order/Elite Griffen Sect/VEDJ/VE

The following are a collection of quotes from the archives of such likes as TALON, JAPHETH, and TRIGIT as well as special guest appearances by SWOMZ.

[Kadann] bow down to me  * Cosmic bows * Kadann reaches over and gives cosmic a weggie [Kadann] welcome to the djo 

[Benjamin] the only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs

[Cosmic] Is there a word 2002?
[Cosmic] or 2001?
[Cosmic] Or anything higher than 2000?
[SwomzBore] dunno
[SwomzBore] I think 2002 but not sure

[|Japheth|] School blows.
[notme] teachers do too if you ask nicely enough
[K3R-Gone] weren't you homeschooled?

[10:29:54] * SwomzWillHaveNataliePortman was kicked by Hater_of_Peer (Navy
chan...army guy....to kick...or not to kick...that is the question....i think that the answer in
the end will always be "kick" though.)

*** K3R is now known as K3R-Class
[`RF|Shadows] enjoy class
[K3R-Class] enjoy whatever it is you do in the shadows
* `RF|Shadows winks
[K3R-Class] i'm glad my couch is in the light
[`RF|Shadows] I've got range
[K3R-Class] f**k that's disgusting
* `RF|Shadows chuckles

[Trigit] You might get some yet [Liquid] sv337

[Liquid_Snake] now...i'm gonna go play with my sheep, have fun ya'll
[Donitz] soooo many sheep, soooo little time.

[arturus] i cant get in [g5] tell her to spread her legs more

[Darth_Away] Your pants... you will not need them.

[|Japheth|] What do I do that isn't graphically homosexual?

[XR] I cant get laid for the life of me!

[20:48] [|Japheth|] Oh, of course, get laid, then get on IRC
[20:48] [|Japheth|] thats what everyone does
[20:48] [Trigit] He takes after Riel

[g5] i'm having sexual relations with tal

[Darth_Vortigern] I've only had sex once.
[Darth_Vortigern] It's not all that good.

[Demi_Wraith] yeah for some reason i keep losing balls

[K3R] you just need to find someone to give you some sweet lovin'
[K3R] there's someone out there for all of us Epic
[K3R] you'll find him someday
* Epic walks over to Three, "Yeah, and you're mine." *wink wink*

[Donitz] You have a girlfriend? And you're hitting on Epic? Wow, wait till she finds out.

[Cosmic|JavaScript] oh God...not another Mrrian.

[Gravin] my thingies are gone!

[LT_Stolle] The VE is directly responsible for my losing a $500 doller jeep

* da1sh1 gives Talon a brownie point
* Talon giggles and puts on a Brownie Scout outfit, "Thanks, Dai"

[Epic] [@Trigit] Tal, something we should know? [--He's gay. He lost his virginity with a guy.

[Trigit] into what epic is today 
[Epic] A homo.

* |Japheth| nudges Ani.
[Tylen] hehe...that tickles
[|Japheth|] What are you, Elmo?
[Tylen] yapi!?
[|Japheth|] ... NO
[Tylen] squeeze me and find out 

(|Japheth|): rape-tastic

[Tylen] 1 800 spank me

[+Riel_Fury] Oh, fury, where do babies really come from?
[+Fury] well, the ugly ones come from Epic's mom
[+Fury] every other mother seems to have relatively cute ones
* +Epic looks at Fury dumb struck
[+Epic] Hey now old man, I get called cute at least once a day. Screw off.
[+Fury] how ARE classes at the school of the blind anyway?
[+Epic] I hate you.
[+Fury] I know.

[Anakin] I need a gf like.....Tiana for example: cute, likes starwars and computer, and can chat with us

[Bear] i've got fleas!

[Riel_Fury] seriously though, Japh, I don't give a crap about what you call me unless it makes fun of my rather small penis

* Riel_Fury takes off his pants
* Riel_Fury takes off his shirt
* Riel_Fury shivers
[Riel_Fury] cold
* Riel_Fury realizes that the cold is making him seem less of a man

[Donitz] You're a naughty boy, Epic.
[Epic] Ohhh, spank me, I'm naughty.
[Donitz] Gravin's going to want to punish you now. Probably.

* Droma_The_Loser rolls around with Raz
* Raziel howls in pain but holds on

[Kadann] Cosmic, the floor recognizes you.

[Kadann] i like to wear a different one each day 

* Kadann likes the blue pill 

[Kadann-away] ...and then Grl Fury took off her pants and the guys started drooling, then she put on the skin tight leather pants and the guys drooled even more, then she proceeded to kick everybodys ass as Rukh watched from out the window....

[Kadann] bow down to me 
* Cosmic bows
* Kadann reaches over and gives cosmic a weggie
[Kadann] welcome to the djo 

[Liquid] good choice Riel, you want frontsies, or backsies?
* Liquid grabs talon's butt, and takes a bite of that sweet meat

[`Swomz] If you weren't stronger, faster, and more agile than me, I'd kick your butt. (originally used by Riel Fury aka Ashar)

[Sierra_Taurus] anything's better than the Army

* Talon scratches Epic's chin, "My balls itch."

[Tal|JK2] is just one of those  things, Japh
[Ishammael] 
[|J|A|] 
[Tal|JK2] 

[DJM_Paan] You know what the VE needs? The VE needs a Sky Marshall rank 
[Ta|on] Sky Marshall.. I'm the Marshall of the Sky.. Ph34r m3!

[Ta|on] Skank Ho Barbie?

* Ta|on wonders what it is Japer will do as the Amb*ass*ador's *ass*istant...

[Fury] what got into him...other than the rubber chicken?

*** Tiana invites you to join #Tiana
[Bear] i can't decide whether i'm amused or disgusted

* Drac offers Timby a screw
* Timber_Saden uses both hands
[Timber_Saden] Derek and I did it. It was the greatest nights sleep I've ever gotten.
[Drac] why does everyone think I am a man?
[Timber_Saden] That is the fourth time I've been licked this week

Part 1.
[Talon] VE Smackdown!
Part 2.
* kiption\gone smacks epic around
* kiption\gone smacks g5
* g5 smaks epic for the crude remarks
*** War_Woman was kicked by kiption\cartoons (what did it say?)
* Anakin isn't going to say anything

* Kiption starts chanting gerbil gerbil gerbil gerbil gerbil

[Kelly] Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you dont multiply
another version is:
[Kelly] Sex is like math, Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and hope you dont multiply

[K3R] shooting the poop chute into the curl
[K3R] daily donation of logs to the porcelan god
[K3R] (got wood?) ;-P

[kiption] up and down and up and down

[K3R] when i grow up i wanna be Euro trash

[kiption] gee
[kiption] can we guess how old g5 is?
[kiption] and why him and majere got along?
* kiption rolls his eyes
[Fury] nambla? is that what you're implying 3?
[kiption] one sec
[kiption] what's that?
[Fury] the whole man-boy love group thing
[kiption] ;-P

[Kiption] ooh Talon you sexy thang

[Donitz] Things that are amazing are like triskadakaclaustrohermaphrobihomohemopyrobestialnecropheliaphobia - the fear of being a hermaphrodite and having sex with more than one dead flaming bloody hermaphrodite animals in thirteen small water filled rooms.

[Donitz] Yes Gravin. We love you, you anal-expunging sphincter jockey.

[Donitz] Even those 87 year old mall security guards with flashlights for weapons are superior officers to Kalebb.

[Donitz] Death by light refractor. Too ironic.

* Athran wonders about who epic is raping 

* Athran clicks his heels and salutes
[Kiption|Homework] no place like home
[Kiption|Homework] no place like home

* Athran clicks his heels and salutes
* Timber_Saden clicks his heels "There's no place like Ath's mom's home"

[Athran] i'm a crack head, ignore me 98% of the time 

[Athran] well I'm going to get out of here
[Athran] I gotta work tonight
[Anakin] hehe cya later
[Athran] cya Ani
[Athran] before Talon tries to take more revenge on me

* Hater_of_Peer picks swomz up and MRRs him relentlessly and with a passion
Hater_of_Peer = Liquid
* Hater_of_Peer picks art up and MRRs him relentlessly and with a passion

[Red_Mage] gwasshoppah, when you can counter-mrr my mrr, only then will you be a mastah

[Darkhawk] i rape goats reguarly. [Darkhawk] it's fun.

[Ramza] Search your pants, you know it to be true.

[DH] bad boy
[`RF] say it again
[DH] BAD BOY!
[DH] unhhh
[DH] 
[`RF] LOUDER
[DH] BAAAAADDDD BBBOOOOOYYYY !!!!!

[|Japheth|] * Macbeth mrrrs Ceasar. [-- me and Twin, actually... I'm Macbeth

* darkhawk looks for his joystick in the dark

[Darkhawk] i'm gonna mix Joseph Stalin, Mace Windu, and Cyndi Lauper for MY character

[Darkhawk] I am the master of "lag". I learned it all from Demi Wraith, the true lag whore.

[Bear] Japer, he doesn't accept sexual favours from guys. believe me, i've tried.

* Topic is 'www.vastempire.com | * Trigit thinks he is underpaid '

 
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Former PO2, Crewman, PFC, CPL
Former FL, FM, SM
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[Trigit] Rema guys don't giggle
[Rema] who says im a guy?
* Hashi blinks
* Hashi suddenly sees Rema in a whole new light
[Hashi] Heya Rema baby


[D-13|story] dang, I need a stormtrooper gallery of pics
* Fury sticks his ass out and lets D-13 take a picture
[Fury] i cleaned my armor just for you

 
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"Only Trust your Allies as much as you can Predict your Enemies."
"We need Boots! Good Boots! The kind of Boots your mother used to make!"
"Luke, I am your Fasha."
To Nom Anor, a truly superior Yuuzhan Vong.
TRP/LCPRema/3SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE[LoR][OPE] [AM-B][AM-S][AM-P]

Well, I can safely say damn, I never expected to see you again. :-p  I will try and get up early sometime to ctach you on or stay up really late, I kind of moved to Kuwait in your absence.  And where the hell would this world be without a DH quote?  In the sh!tter is where, son.   Fasten your seatbelt and enjoy the ride in the new VE....must be 10 old timers come back in the last month.
 
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Former PO2, Crewman, PFC, CPL
Former FL, FM, SM
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* Hashi orders Mandor to wipe teh shi.. poo off completely.
[Mandor] its not poo
[Mandor] its umm
[Mandor] man juice
[Mandor] o
[Mandor] wait
[Mandor] ok
[Hashi] .. o god!!
 
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TRP/SGT Hashi Shiyun/1SQD/2PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [IH] [SoA] [LoR]

it is but they arent enforced 100% to the letter..hell VE doesnt act like a police state even though we are supposedly imps :P
 
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SL/ESN_Arturus/Kaph 1-1/Phoenix Wing/M-SSD_Atrus/VE/VEN/(=a=)(=sa=)(=jcpa=)(=scpa=)[MC:1][SV][BRC][LoC]
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No...I expect to leave on some beach with absolutely no name at all while I sail away on my ship...and then Ill shout the name back to you...savvy?