oh dear...
 
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SL/1SGTRaziel/4SQD/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/ {EW1}
Squad Leader - Squad4 Wraiths

muhahahahaha /me has something planned
 
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SL/SGMTRaziel/4SQD/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/ {EW1}
Squad Leader - Squad4 Wraiths

Tycho shouted from the corridor. "Quick, he's coming back!" Stonefish moved quickly, getting the last dispenser in place and moving outside, locking the door behind him. Tycho and Fish made like they were just walking past. "Hey, Argon, how'd the fish go?" asked Tycho. Argon just made a noise the Whipid equivalent of chuckling, to Fish it always sounded like a Wookiee clearing its nose. --------------- The next morning, a raging Whipid stormed into Fury's office. "What can I do for you, Sgt Viper?" asked Fury without looking up. "Have you seen what they've done to me?" he roared. Fury looked up to see an extremely bald Whipid standing in front of him. "Why, it looks like we've found that missing batch of exfoliating spray," said the Colonel, "I'll look into the matter, thank you." Argon stormed out again, and Fury had the control to wait until he was out of earshot before laughing.
 
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Ramon Stonefish

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Argon decided to return Fish's favor, but up the ante a little bit. Stonefish walked into his office to find himself launched into the air. Before he realized what was happening, he had crashed through the ceiling of a building onto a bed in a room filled with Gamorrean females. Before he knew what was happening, they were all over him. Argon turned away from the camera, the only view into the building since there was no door or window. He turned to the hutt standing next to him. "Well,"he said,"I think that clears up the favor you owe me, thanks." "Hohohoho!!!"roared the hutt,"This is one favor I'm glad to repay." On the screen, Fish's struggles slowly ceased, as the Gamorrean females surrounded him and managed to pin him down. Six hours later, a door opened, and an exhausted Fish bolted for it. He rushed into his quarters to find Argon in there. "Enjoy your day?"asked Argon mischieviously as he walked out. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Argon Viper
IW COL Argon Viper{ret}
"History is on the move, those who cannot keep up will watch from a distance, and those who get in our way will not watch at all" - Grand Admiral Thrawn
"How boring life would be if everyone felt the same way we do..." - Argon Viper
"Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses" - Carl G Jung

Argon, knowing Tycho's treacherous nature, was watching him. As expected, Tycho was setting a trap that both he and Fish would fall into, Fish must have called him as well. Argon memorized where the traps were, and went his merry way. Later that night, Tycho woke up with both arms and legs deep in the mouths of four large and very dead fish 
 
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Argon Viper
IW COL Argon Viper{ret}
"History is on the move, those who cannot keep up will watch from a distance, and those who get in our way will not watch at all" - Grand Admiral Thrawn
"How boring life would be if everyone felt the same way we do..." - Argon Viper
"Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses" - Carl G Jung

What Argon didn't know is that he was watching a film Tycho had made days ago, showing him at a console working on something. Tycho was just seamlessly playing it over and over... The best part was that Tycho was able to knock Fish out with a little sleeping powder in his food and carry him to his room. He then set down a holo and put it on...the bed clearly showed Tycho snoozing. A camera was placed overhead Tycho loved this deception. He quietly exited the room. As soon as he saw Argon enter to do some dirty work. Tycho briskly walked over to Argon's room, and sliced it. That night, while Argon was taking a shower, Tycho shorted out the alarm in his room, making it go off. He then had Fish begin to scream and rant about being under attack and that he couldn't hold them back in the hallway--Tycho had told him that Argon was planning a big prank, and needed to be scared a little...this plus the fact that he had woken up with four dead fish one to each limb encouraged him to do Tycho's bidding. Being a gullible Whiphid, Argon didn't bother to dress before barging into the corridor. When the door closed, the slicing did its magic--it was locked from both the inside AND the outside. This left a very angry Whiphid in the hallway, butt naked. Tycho had beat a hasty retreat a LONG time before Argon was able to get out of the room, and so was not the subject of the whiphid's anger. Fish, however, was not so lucky. He had remained standing there, thinking it was the funniest thing in the world. Once Argon was done with a prank that had very little tact, and was most certainly not subtle, he beat his door in. In that moment, two things happened. First, a resevoir of ice water poured over the whiphid. Second, a dead fish came out of no where and nailed him in a very painful place. That clued Argon in on the fact that this prankster did not appreciate dead fish pranks. Argon decided to heed that advice. Argon had a nice talk with Tycho that evening...and Tycho admitted he had arranged the naked-in-the-hallway thing, but he refused the notion that he was responsible for the ice water and that other excruciating incident. Argon demanded to know who did it. This time, Tycho was able to honestly say he did not know. After being lifted four feet of the ground, Tycho decided that he would like to help Argon get this particular prankster back for the pain and suffering he caused Argon.
 
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Sergeant Major Tycho Celchu