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Riqimo
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Imperial Duke

 
Riqimo
 
[VE-ARMY] 1st Lieutenant
[VE-DJO] Journeyman
[VE-ICS] Company Agent
[VE-NAVY] 1st Lieutenant
[VE-VEEC] Chief Engineer
 
Post Number:  2032
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  VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 30, 2009 11:40:26 AM    View the profile of Riqimo 
Well, we haven't gotten our paychecks since August, so some of you are probably a wee bit short on ICs, right?

Well, good ole' Doc has the solution... but not for free... oh no...  we're going to play a little game Imperial Network Star Wars Image

The rules are simple, the person above you is going to attempt to do something.  You need to play a 'trick' to stop them from doing it, or 'treat' them to some help.  The most creative posts will get some nice ICs when this is all done with, and perhaps some rare/expensive ICS items I have laying around.  Imperial Network Star Wars Image




I'll start of course:



I glance at the nothing above me and start building a big-ass fortress upon it to create a strongpoint with my brainwashed Academy trainees equipped with my insane surplus of weaponry from buying out the ICS once before.

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Riqimo "Doc" Ray Pershaw
Vast Empire Army, Commander of Training
Imperial Navy, Adjutant Naval Operations Officer
Imperial Center, Chief Technical Officer
Duke of Aaclu, Tadath

"Put a blaster in a citizen's hands, and you have an expendable troop.  Put a purpose in his heart, and you win a soldier."


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TRN/Journeyman Riqimo/Training 1-2/mSSD Atrus/VEDJ/VE

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Anival Velasquez
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Anival Velasquez
 
[VE-ARMY] Sergeant
 
Post Number:  475
Total Posts:  1075
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 30, 2009 11:53:11 AM    View the profile of Anival Velasquez 
TRICK!

Anival looked at the surrounding trainees, he had lied to them, and told them Riqimo was not who he said he was, he gave them different weapons, which shot some sort of green glob, and told them the only way to stop his plan, was to shoot him full of the stuff, and assure he didn't build his dreaded fortress.

OOC:

Glob is some sort of Jelly, not deadly/harmful.
Sergeant Anival 
Vine Vidi vici
Cogito Ergo Sum
No Tears, No Blood, No Honor
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-=Wraith PRIDE=-

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Sandwich Sam
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Sandwich Sam
 
[VE-ARMY] 2nd Lieutenant
 
Post Number:  677
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 30, 2009 12:30:44 AM    View the profile of Sandwich Sam 
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Corvin
ComNet Cadet
 
Corvin
 
[VE-ARMY] Lance Corporal
 
Post Number:  218
Total Posts:  818
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 30, 2009 1:37:45 PM    View the profile of Corvin 
In a display of trickery, Corvin quietly sneaks up on Anival, stuffing a rag dipped in chloroform on his face. As the Sergeant collapses, snoring, Corvin glares at the trainees and tells them to get back to work. To reinforce his point, he shoots one of the trainees (he was a security officer in training). The hapless redshirt's body starts to drift into the void.

That's when everyone present realizes they aren't standing on anything.

Trainees, stormtroopers, building supplies, and a very confused duck fall into the nothingness.

Panicking, Corvin comes up with a plan involving a length of string, a brick, and a fist sized wad of chewed gum...

ETRP/LCPL Corvin/4SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[ESC09][AoT][IH][HotC]
~BLACKJACK~
*Vehicle Pilot*
Read the bloody manual!
"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide
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Hunter-Morrell
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Hunter-Morrell
 
[VE-NAVY] Master Chief Petty Officer
[VE-VEEC] Word Slinger
 
Post Number:  1172
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 30, 2009 3:34:45 PM    View the profile of Hunter-Morrell 
Hunter chuckled as he floated by on his jetpack and bumped into Corvin, knocking him off whatever his McGyver-ing had made and into the void. Flying away towards the fortress, Hunter pocketed the switch that turned on his implosion charge that he had embedded in the ground underneath the crowd of recruits. Landing on the tallest tower, he abandoned the jetpack, which self-destructed ten seconds later, after falling fifty feet and onto the roof. Ducking through the window, he snuck down the corridors, dodging guards and recruits armed with state-of-the-art weapons. He encountered a few guards which he quickly dispatched by snapping their respective necks. He dragged the bodies out of sight and searched the bodies, taking all valuable and useful things, including their weapons. Continuing on his way, Hunter continued searching for Doc.
Master Chief Petty Officer Hunter Morrell
XO/MCPO Hunter-Morrell/Nazgul 5/Wing 1/mSSD Atrus/1Flt/VEN/VE [CBV][BRC][BWC][MC:1]
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Arturo
ComNet n00b
 
Arturo
 
[VE-NAVY] Senior Crewman
 
Post Number:  22
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 30, 2009 3:48:28 PM    View the profile of Arturo 
But Hunter was tricked by Arturo, who called down an orbital bombardment of acid rain from the oddly-colored cloud that always followed Hunter around, about a foot above his head.  The acid rain melted Hunter's lips and made then fuse together, causing Hunter to drop all of his equipment.  Arturo then swooped in (on a swoop, of course) and nabbed the gear, speeding off into the distance.

(sorry, Hunter...)
SCRW Arturo Lee
Nazgul Squadron Flight 3 Member

FM/SCRW Arturo Lee/Nazgul 11/Phoenix Wing/mSSD Atrus/1FLT/VEN/VE/(=*A*=)
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Ron
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Ron
 
[VE-ARMY] Senior Sergeant
 
Post Number:  609
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 30, 2009 3:59:20 PM    View the profile of Ron 
Then somehow Arturo blew up cause Ron had previously swapped his swoop with a swoopbomb.

Ron burned the remains of the stuff that remained from the explosion.

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CoD:A|SSG SOVAKUS RON|TADATH|VEA|VE
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TX-47
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TX-47
 
[VE-ARMY] Lance Corporal
 
Post Number:  543
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 30, 2009 5:39:46 PM    View the profile of TX-47 
Tank was lamenting his lot in life, minding his own business when a Dark and Malicious Presence overtook him. Thus possessed by Unidentified Evil Spirit, sneaked up behind poor, unsuspecting Ron.

Reaching under the heavy flamer's fuel tanks, TX-47 pulled back Ron's waistband as his other hand dropped a thermal detonator into Ron's pants before letting the elastic snap. Before Tank could come to his senses, he and Ron were blown to Kingdom Come, along with all the accumulated battlefield detritus.

The powerfull Dark Lord Kadann laughed maniacally as it rained Pre-Fabricated Garrisons by the dozens!

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"Smart."  -Calo Nord
"Don't run...you'll just die tired" -Iron Horse Motto
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Corvin
ComNet Cadet
 
Corvin
 
[VE-ARMY] Lance Corporal
 
Post Number:  220
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 30, 2009 9:07:35 PM    View the profile of Corvin 
Through some quirk of ComNet physics, Corvin and bits of Ron and TX-47 land on top of Kadann. Seems like it'll take quite a bit of washing to get the bloodstains out of those fancy robes...
ETRP/LCPL Corvin/4SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/Tadath/VEA/VE[ESC09][AoT][IH][HotC]
~BLACKJACK~
*Vehicle Pilot*
Read the bloody manual!
"Never believe a rumour of my demise. I have as many lives as a cat. Also as many teeth, as many claws, and the same cheery, cooperative disposition." Peter Wiggin, Xenocide
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Hassar
ComNet Initiate
 
Hassar
 
[VE-ARMY] Private
 
Post Number:  122
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
October 31, 2009 9:18:21 AM    View the profile of Hassar 
While Kadann disgustedly picks off bits and pieces of comnet members off of him, Hassar sneaks up on him and yells, "BOO!" Startled, Kadann stumbles backwards and lands on his butt. Hassar laughs and throws a pumkin on his head, before running away in glee.

Meanwhile, George Lucas walks in, looks around, scratches his head and says, "What the heck?"

Then a very confused duck lands on his head. :P
Private Hassar  Combat Engineer
~HAPPY HALOWEEN!~
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Drac
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Drac
 
[VE-NAVY] Chief Petty Officer
 
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  RE: VE Halloween Economic Stimulus Pacakge
November 2, 2009 9:05:09 PM    View the profile of Drac 
Drac wakes up slowly, remembering the chaotic events of what easily qualified as the strangest dream of his life, and absently wondered just what the hell Shazam did to that bottle of green stuff.
FL/CPO Drac/Nazgul 3-9/Phoenix Wing/mSSD Atrus/1st Imperial Fleet/VEN/VE
(=*A*=)(=*SA*=) [SoA][MC:2][MC:1][NSR:H][NT:H]

He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep in order to gain what he cannot lose.
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