/me walks up to Kane and gives him a big Wookiee hug then burps in Kane's direction.

"Man, beer always makes me burp"

/sees new pilot, scowls at him

Don't say anything stupid and don't touch me. Otherwise, we're okay. So welcome to the squadron!

Reporting for AWOL check.

Kane wrote:Newbie, your bunk assignment is wherever Mel is sleeping... Even if it's a one-man escape pod.

I think our next story should be a recruiting mission... We're looking a little thin...

If you value the safety of the new guy, you'd allow him to sleep away from me. BTW, enjoy piloting the ISS Fecal :P

How's about a mission involving drinking and meeting new people? That always seems to go well...

Mr. Sensitive works for me... I was really sensitive to Yulia's needs last night!

I don't. I'm the motivational speaker. Mel, you're my assistant.

i imagine this...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=faxEtxEzP2M

Slasher wrote:Hmm, for some reason I just can't see any of you as being a motivational speaker... that may just be a failure of mine, my view of motivation comes from my previous experience as a martial arts instructor, so it might be different. :]

The point of the joke is that all of us would make horrible motivational speakers

Here's a vid of Driver and Kane when they went on an espionage mission where they had to infiltrate a Rebel theatre:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA

(In response to the motivational speaker vid :P )

Although, the one on the right may be Stormz...

Nothing will prevent me from leaving your guys headquarters with a detestable scent.

PO2 Aleia Dreycon has requested to return to Active Duty and has been placed as Nazgul 1-3. Welcome her back and into Nazgul.

Well Blue, looks like you're not the girliest Nazgul anymore...

It's a shame... I almost had the pink frilly banner for your sig completed.

Damnitall....

Senior Crewman Mellainius has been awarded with the Merit Cross 2nd Class for outstanding commitment to Nazgul in its last story. Also because of his continuous and outstanding writing in that story he has been promoted to Petty Officer 2nd Class. Congrats.

Also, Petty Officer 2nd Class Kane has been promoted to Petty Officer 1st Class for outstanding leadership in the absence of his SC. Congrats to him as well.

Aw dang the position of philosopher is taken? that's not fair well maybe I'll find something I can do.

thinks a minute

Wait a second, before I can figure out something I can do, I have to figure out what I was able to do, I can only remember the last 6 years of my life... only a third of my life, not promising....

I'm referring to my character, if you read my bio it will make sense.

/me examines party favor and thinks about what parts he'll need to convert into an ion cannon mine.

I think I could do it, just need a few parts, and a wookie to pilot the fighter I'll test it on.

/me drags in very drunk, passed out, fully shaven StOrMz with the Rebel insignia tattooed to the back of his head

Is that reward still good sir?

OOC:

No wookies were harmed in the making of this message, humane methods were used in the shaving of this wookie.

That part was edited in so that I would avoid reprisal from the higher-ups, do you honestly think I would be able to shave a wookie if I had not knocked it completely and utterly senseless? And do you honestly believe any of those disclaimers at the end of movies? The key to this whole thing is the word Humane, last I checked wookies aren't human hope this meets with your approval, otherwise I'll just have to do it again. I obviously did get him drunk prior to tattooing him.