STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT

A  very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,
took  it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him
why it was  impossible for the older generation to understand  his
generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an  almost primitive one,"
thestudent said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.  "The young
people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel,  man
walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars.  We have  nuclear
energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with  light-speed
processing and," pausing to take another drink of beer.  ~

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and  said,
"You're right, son.  We didn't have those things when we  were
young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit,  what
are you  doing for the next generation?" ~

The applause was  resounding