Isadora, of course the only one to shoot the messanger.
A few long winded jokes here:
An Irishman is riding through a glen on his way home from a hard day in the fields, and sees a woman lying there naked as the day she was born, with a little more hair. He rides up to her and says, "Lass, if you do not mind." She made no objection and they do what a man and a woman do.
The second day he is riding through the glen again, and there she is, naked as the day she was born. Again he said, "Lass, if you do not mind." And they did what a man and a woman do.
The third day, as he was in the middle of doing what a man and a woman do, his kinsman rides up and says, "Oh lad! What are you doing with that corpse?"
"Corpse?! I thought she was English!"
Another one.
An indian chief walks into a brothel, and the mistress walks up to him.
"Me chief, me have money, me want wompam."
"Well chief, have you ever had a woman before?"
"Me chief, me have no experience."
"Well chief, you go back home and get you some experience, then you can come and pick out any girl you like."
So the chief goes back to the reservation and finds a tree with a nice big knot hole on it and works on that hole for about a week, and then returns to the brothel.
The mistress walks up to him and asks, "Well chief, did you get you some experience?"
He responds, "Me chief, me have money, me want wompam, me have much experience." To emphasise his point he thumps his chest.
"Well, you go ahead and pay and pick you out a girl." She says
The chief pays, picks out a nice blonde, and heads upstairs with her giggling all the way. About twenty seconds later a scream erupts from their room, and the mistress bolts upstairs, screaming at the chief.
As she bursts into the room, she sees the chief with a big 2x4 in his hand, and the girl with her pants down, huddling in a corner.
"What in God's name are you doing chief?" She asks, now too confused to be angry.
"Me chief, me have much experience, me checking her for hornets nest."
(I have others.)
