If you're going to use Remluf in a story, follow these simple rules:
1. Remluf is a dignified individual that takes no joy in killing. Don't have him doing anything ridiculous like bathing in blood or masturbating on corpses. That's just not his style.
2. Remluf is completely without "personality quirks". He doesn't do anything weird while on a mission, and always conducts himself in a professional manner.
3. Remluf no longer needs food. He has ascended to a spirtual place where he survives on awesomeness alone. Don't have him idly "munching on almonds" while waiting for anything. Which brings up my final point...
4. Remluf is 7 times more powerful than Darth Vader. It's true. He can whip 7 Darth Vaders one on one. So don't mess with him. Ever.
Follow these simple rules and you can use Remluf in your story posts.
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