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Merrick
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  Jesus walks into an inn..
September 11, 2007 5:49:06 AM    View the profile of Merrick 
hands the innkeeper three nails and says,
"Could you put me up for the night?"

For those of you who don't already know (it was supposed to be none of you, but someone has leaked the information already), the re-emergence of Jester Squad is imminent. You will notice that people have already begun popping up on the Jester roster. Kami is to be the illustrious new leader of our little band of misfits, with her ASL yet to be announced. As more people are approved, they will be added to the roster. When the squad is full (or possible members have been exhausted) we’ll kick off with a re-creation story.

As with the original form of Jester, we will not be taking applications. All the members are certainly people who want to be there, but have been offered the place at my request. We take only the veteran writers, whose style we relate to and enjoy. If you’ve not been invited, don’t take offence. Everyone knows I don’t like anyone.   We hope to become, again, a valuable addition to Storm platoon and the army as a whole but I definitely forsee us becoming, again, reknowned for our antics and jovial attitudes towards war.

So, prepare the cantinas and barracks for shenanigans, Jester has returned!
XO/LCOL Merrick/VEA/TADATH/VE [CotE][SoA][CoH]
Verastinian Republic - Minister of Subversion
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To thy protection fear and sorrow flee, and those that weary are of light find rest in thee.
If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
[This message has been edited by Merrick (edited September 11, 2007 5:49:43 AM)]
Kami
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 11, 2007 6:02:32 AM    View the profile of Kami 
Honored to pick up the reins of such an old and respected squad.

We're not here to push any buttons, so I hope no-one is unnecessarily offended that they weren't included. Looking forward to the opportunity to work with the other side of the Army (though Wildcard will always have the sexier tag)
Sergeant First Class Kami

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-=Surrender to your darkest dreams, and you'll live as you've never lived before=-
Merrick
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 12, 2007 3:23:19 AM    View the profile of Merrick 
Etc.
XO/LCOL Merrick/VEA/TADATH/VE [CotE][SoA][CoH]
Jester Squad
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To thy protection fear and sorrow flee, and those that weary are of light find rest in thee.
If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
[This message has been edited by Merrick (edited September 12, 2007 5:23:12 AM)]
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 12, 2007 12:15:22 AM    View the profile of Cosmic 
So, Jester is still Recon - but hand-picked.
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Merrick
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 12, 2007 4:17:03 PM    View the profile of Merrick 
Why does everyone treat this as a new thing? This is the way Jester was when it was first formed. From day one when Kiption took the squad, we were all his chosen colleagues.
XO/COL Merrick/VEA/TADATH/VE [CotE][SoA][CoH]
Jester Squad
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To thy protection fear and sorrow flee, and those that weary are of light find rest in thee.
If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 13, 2007 3:07:36 AM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 
*waves the Jester flag*

Mr Gorbachev.. Tear down this -ing wall!!
GSG Hashi Shiyun/VEA/VE [IH] [CoR] [SoA] [LoR]
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 13, 2007 10:11:05 AM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 
The Jester

Behold the Jester,
Wicked smile, mischief abound.
Running amok, ever faster
His murdering ever unsound.

For they belie the fate of his victims
Lay slain at his feet.
They knew not the extent of his rage, unrelenting,
Nor the fate that they would meet.

Light upon light,
The Jester rides forth, merry as can be.
All he seeks, he thirsts for, a fight
To draw crimson blood for all to see.

His tactics some call unorthodox,
The killing methods anomalous.
Yet bring to mind the cunning red fox
Whose hunting is sly, but ever ruthless.

Tell me, do wish to meet the Jester?
The Devil's bastard, who murders with cheek.
Your rotting wounds shall he fester
Come forth if vulgar death you seek.
GSG Hashi Shiyun/VEA/VE [IH] [CoR] [SoA] [LoR]
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 13, 2007 11:59:16 AM    View the profile of Cosmic 
I don't that'll all fit in the Motto portion of the roster. :P
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 14, 2007 12:39:23 AM    View the profile of Hashi Shiyun 
Am I supposed to laugh or what.
GSG Hashi Shiyun/VEA/VE [IH] [CoR] [SoA] [LoR]
Merrick
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 14, 2007 2:18:49 AM    View the profile of Merrick 
Haha.. cold.

Nice verse.
XO/COL Merrick/VEA/TADATH/VE [CotE][SoA][CoH]
Jester Squad
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To thy protection fear and sorrow flee, and those that weary are of light find rest in thee.
If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
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  RE: Jesus walks into an inn..
September 14, 2007 1:40:58 PM    View the profile of Sayah 
And on the third month, Jester rose from the dead?
TRP/PFC Sayah/1SQD/2 PLT/1 COM/1 RGT/1BAT/Tadath/VEA
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Quote:And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,Where ignorant armies clash by night.

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