From
The Killer Angels, by Michael Shaara. This part takes place behind the Confederate lines, in the evening after the Assault on Little Round Top at Gettysburg:
Up the road at a gallop: a handsome horseman, waving a plumed hat in the night. He reigned up grandly, waved the hat in one long slow swop, bowed halfway down off the horse - a broad sweeping cavalier's gesture. Fairfax, another of Longstreet's aides.
"General Pickett's compliments, sir. He wishes to announce his presence upon the field."
"Longstreet stared, grunted, gave an involuntary chuckle. "Oh grand," Longstreet said. "That's just grand." He turned to Sorrel. "Isn't that grand, Major? Now, let the battle commence." He grimaced, grunted. "Tell General Pickett I'm glad to have him here. At last."
Fairfax had a wide mouth: teeth gleamed in the moonlight. "General Pickett is gravely concerned, sir. He wishes to inquire if there are any Yankees left. He says to tell you that he personally is bored and his men are very lonely."
Longstreet shock his head. Fairfax went on cheerily: "General Pickett reported earlier today to General Lee, while General Longstreet was engaged in the entertainment on the right flank, but General Lee said that General Pickett's men would not be necessary in the days action. General Pickett instructs me to inform you that his is a sensitive nature and that his feelings are wounded and that he and his Division of pale Virginians awaits you in yon field, hoping you will come tuck them in for the night and console them."
"Well," Longstreet mused. "Fairfax, are you drunk?"
"No, sir. I am quoting General Pickett's exact words, sir. With fine accuracy, sir."
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Explorer's Post 1863
He who can laugh at himself shall never cease to be amused.