Hey all,
Need to ask a favor from you all. I won't normally do this, but figured it couldn't hurt. Don't worry if you don't want to help out, I won't be offended.
I've created a web site for home businesses that will act as a resource for all the people out there that are either running a home business or are looking to start up a home business. What I'd like you all to do is to go visit the site and click the links to make sure everything is working. I'd also like you to click on the ads...need to make sure everything is all working before releasing it to the general public.
Here is the link:
http://tinyurl.com/5jwa6
I've not put the real link as I've masked it with a tracking url in order to see how many click throughs there are to the site. This will provide me with statistics in order to verify everything is working on the web server tracking end.
Clicking through to the page and checking all the links and ads to make sure they are working will help out the most. If you have some time, I have something else for you to do as well. This would include sending an email to some of your friends, family, or whoever (no spam). If you don't want to, it's no big deal.
Here are a couple email templates I'd like you to send. You can send them both or just choose one to send out. Or, if you have some suggestions on the joke one for a different joke, let me know. I'd like the emails to be copied exactly as they appear as to not leave anything out.
EMAIL 1:
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Get a $295 Income Course for $zero
Visit the Home Business Collective at http://tinyurl.com/3uqsh and learn how you can receive your $zero income course valued at $295.
You'll also learn how you can use this $zero income course to make yourself a lot of ca$h each and every month.
If you know someone who would be interested in this type of $zero income course valued at $295, forward this email to them. They will love you for it.
When you get to the site at http://tinyurl.com/3uqsh, you can either sign up for the $zero newsletter, which will get you even more $zero stuff including an eBook, or click on the link for this $zero income course worth $295 on the left side of the page.
Don't forget to forward this to your friends so they can benefit from this $zero offer as well.
To Your Success,
Home Business Collective
http://tinyurl.com/3uqsh
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EMAIL 2:
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An engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world; your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
The engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
5. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
If you liked this joke, forward it on to your friends. When they read this, it will brighten their day!
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Brought to you by the Home Business Collective.
If you would like to learn how to make massive cash from your own home, visit the Home Business Collective by clicking on this link:
http://tinyurl.com/4zpur
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Thanks to all who help me out.
If you have any suggestions for the site or see anything incorrect, let me know.
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Grand Moff Kadann, Dark Lord
Head of the Vast Empire High Council
HHC/GM Kadann/HC-1/mSSD Atrus {EE}{MoH}{TT}{SY4}