Heres some quotes i dug up in this book i found somewhere, most are pretty good, but dont wory, i'll just give you the good ones.

"The only way to succeed is to make people hate you"
                                      -Josef von Sternberg.

"Gardners Law: Eighty-seven percent of all people in all professions are incompetent."
                                        -John Gardner

"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home"
                                        -David Frost

"Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives"
                                        -Abba Eban

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and im not sure about the former"
                                          -Albert Einstein.

"What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive"
                                            -Irv Kupcinet

"Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?"
                                          -Laura Walker

"It may be that we have all lived before and died, and this is hell"
                                              -A.L Prusick

"Meat is murder, but fish is justifiable himicide"
                                              - Jeremy Hardy

"A painter can hang his pictures, but a writer can only hang himself"
                                            -Edward Dahlberg

"If it tastes good, its trying to kill you"
                                            -Roy Qualley

"I dont mind sleeping on an empty stomach provided it isn't my own"
                                              - Philip J. Simborg

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus"
                                                - Bob Rubin

"Never let a computer know your in a hurry"
                                                  -Unknown

"There are few problems in life that wouldn't be eased by the proper application of high explosives"
                                                    -Unknown

"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this to be true"
                                                  -James Branch Cabell

Thats all for now, maybe some more later, and feel free to add.

     

 
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The Comnet Hermit
-Raider Squad-
TRP/SGT Sniping101/CrazyRAIDERS/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR][IH][BoA]
"A spanking new Athlon reduced to a Gameboy Emulator"- Gabe from Penny Arcade.
"As long as their is Space, Im going to stare off into it"-Garfield
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I see an ARC all short and stout, BOOM!  He flies through the hall and out. -anonymous

actualy i just got this froma book. . .who knows, might have originated from yours, more quotes later to night, i promise a better batch this time around

 
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The Comnet Hermit
-Raider Squad-
TRP/SGT Sniping101/CrazyRAIDERS/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [LoR][IH][BoA]
"A spanking new Athlon reduced to a Gameboy Emulator"- Gabe from Penny Arcade.
"As long as their is Space, Im going to stare off into it"-Garfield
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I see an ARC all short and stout, BOOM!  He flies through the hall and out. -anonymous