Hashi Shiyun
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 1, 2004
2:56:22 PM
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What expect you from someone 900 years old? English perfect???
Size matters not...hey, what are you laughing at?
Lift THAT ship?! You must be out of your mind
I cannot teach him. IQ of 30 has he. Hangs upside down in ice caves.
Duct Tape...the Force it is like. Both a light side and a dark side it has. Binds the universe together it does!
Remember all that stuff Obi-Wan taught you? Forget it.
Yeah, well oneness with the universe doesn't put food on the plate, junior.
No...there is another. Let's hope as stupid, she is not.
Never underestimate the powers of the dark side. Or is that Regis Philbin?
I cannot teach him. Land an X-wing, he cannot even.
Never underestimate the power of the dark side... or duct tape.
Yeah yeah. Force this!
Anger, fear, merchandising...the Dark Side are they!
I didn't want this job! I wanted Marlon Brando's role in 'Apocalypse Now!'
No Force? Take this, impudent nonbeliever! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So how did you like the funhouse in the cave, Luke?
Quite frankly, Mr. Skywalker, if Obi-Wan wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled.
Oh, yes, well if you're going could you take this robe to the cleaners for me? I've been wearing it for over 800 years on this stinkhole and it doesn't... Oh, judge me on my smell, will you?
Well it may be spooky, but it saves cost on burial plots and it beats cremation.
Luke, don't ask what the Force can do for you.. But what you can do for the Force. -----------------------
ARC/SGT Hashi Shiyun/Jester Squad/Storm/VEA/VE [IH] [SoA] [LoR] |
Sniping101
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 1, 2004
3:31:57 PM
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lol, some good stuff. i still like:
"Luke, Stuff it you will"
its froma parody i saw. -----------------------
The Comnet Hermit
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"A spanking new Athlon reduced to a Gameboy Emulator"- Gabe from Penny Arcade.
"As long as their is Space, Im going to stare off into it"-Garfield
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I see an ARC all short and stout, BOOM! He flies through the hall and out. -anonymous
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Caleb
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 8, 2004
4:22:17 PM
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL0L0LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U KILL ME HASHI!
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Kuroishi
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 8, 2004
10:44:29 PM
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I like this one from 'if important phrases incorporated the word pants Star Wars Edition'
Your pants. Need them not you will
Or for those of you familiar with 'Dial a Jedi Master' take a listen to that. -----------------------
Kuroishi Wraith VEA
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Assistant Writer Why Project Copyright Infringment
Ich bin hessliche amerikaner.
Nehmen mir zu dein frauen von vernunftig preis tugendhafte.
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kaMi
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 9, 2004
12:48:41 AM
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CAL, UR SO DAMM CUTE! 
/me showers with hugs -----------------------
*DarkDragoons*
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-=pretty...what do we blow up first?=-
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Rema
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 9, 2004
1:08:43 AM
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/me scratches his head
Did i miss something Kami?  -----------------------
*DarkDragoons*
+ Advance Recon Commandos {ARC} +
"Only Trust your Allies as much as you can Predict your Enemies."
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, i expect you to die."
"Luke, I am your Fasha."
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kaMi
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 9, 2004
5:55:13 AM
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must be my mothering instinct kicking in  i can't help myself -----------------------
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 9, 2004
5:08:48 PM
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Three words: Gnome and Garden
/me looks at Kami
Stay away from me!
Let's see if I can whip something up
"Ugh...Jelly master. Yoga, you need yoga!"
"There is another...sky......vodka..*hic*"
"Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with duct tape at his side, will conquer Vader and his scotch."
Yeah, I know they suck. 
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kaMi
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 9, 2004
6:31:36 PM
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/me grins, then chases after dee -----------------------
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 9, 2004
6:33:25 PM
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i liked that last one. -----------------------
The Comnet Hermit
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"A spanking new Athlon reduced to a Gameboy Emulator"- Gabe from Penny Arcade.
"As long as their is Space, Im going to stare off into it"-Garfield
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I see an ARC all short and stout, BOOM! He flies through the hall and out. -anonymous
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 9, 2004
11:55:40 PM
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Mothering instinct? There's something new. -----------------------
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 10, 2004
10:58:32 AM
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I have a fathering instinct... /me chases after Kami -----------------------
Senior Sergeant Jikkyo "Fallen Angel" Nimiichi
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 10, 2004
11:49:20 AM
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/me stops Kami, waits for FA to catch up, then renews the double chase. Silly FA and Kami....  -----------------------
ASL/SSG D-13 Cyanus/3SQD/1PLT/1COM/1BAT/1REG/VEA/VE[BoA] [ES1][BC]
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August 10, 2004
3:24:27 PM
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/me sticks his foot out and trips them both
nummy. -----------------------
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"A spanking new Athlon reduced to a Gameboy Emulator"- Gabe from Penny Arcade.
"As long as their is Space, Im going to stare off into it"-Garfield
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I see an ARC all short and stout, BOOM! He flies through the hall and out. -anonymous
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 10, 2004
4:17:12 PM
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"Only Trust your Allies as much as you can Predict your Enemies."
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, i expect you to die."
"Luke, I am your Fasha."
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 10, 2004
5:12:47 PM
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im nice -----------------------
The Comnet Hermit
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"A spanking new Athlon reduced to a Gameboy Emulator"- Gabe from Penny Arcade.
"As long as their is Space, Im going to stare off into it"-Garfield
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I see an ARC all short and stout, BOOM! He flies through the hall and out. -anonymous
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RE: Things you'll never hear Yoda say
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August 13, 2004
10:07:22 PM
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/me walks past snipes, trips him then walkls along whistling innosently wearing a detective coat with a mysterious had and glases -----------------------
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