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D-13
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RE: IRC Comedy

May 24, 2004 8:18:14 PM

Put your funniest IRC happenings here.

Planned or otherwise.

Rome - Reme - Zeume by D-13

[22:01] Rema: and THAT is why you dont mess with the Roman Calvary
[22:04] Cyanus: hey, romulus and remus, roman and reman :P
[22:05] Cyanus: To think, his name would've been one of the world's greatest empires, until the RoMAN killed him :P
[22:06] * RoMAN wields a spiked stick and a 60 pound hoplite helmet. "Bring it, but know that MY empire will be Roman!! Haha!"
[22:07] * RoMAN imagines aqueducts and coliseums in his grand vision.
[22:07] * ReMAN jumps on an elephant and runs Roman down
[22:07] * Zeus smites Reman and Roman
[22:08] ReMAN: ouch

And so ends RoMAN and ReMAN's bid for Empire. And the future city of seven hills will be named...Zeume.

[22:09] ReMAN: i thought it was four
[22:09] RoMAN: doesn't matter
[22:09] ReMAN: lol
[22:09] RoMAN: Zeus will strike down three hills anyways
[22:09] ReMAN: ah
[22:09] RoMAN: the Zeuman Empire! {Zoo-MAN}
[22:09] * RoMAN dies.
[22:10] * ReMAN dies

Heavily edited for your viewing ease

Cast: RoMAN: D-13; ReMAN: Rema; Special (unwanted) visit by Zeus himself as Arturus

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RE: IRC Comedy

June 4, 2004 7:50:53 PM

A slow day in the IRC

FlyingKnight: I am really bored...
* FlyingKnight sits in a laz-e-boy and sips out of his canteen.
* FlyingKnight while listening to the Halo theme song.
* FlyingKnight trys to find his Red vs. Blue CD but to no avail...
* FlyingKnight sits there cleaning his Glock 17
* FlyingKnight finishes cleaning it puts it back together quickly and pops in a clip.
* FlyingKnight cocks the action then sticks it into his holster.
* Rema shakes his head
* FlyingKnight stares at Rema shaking his head
* FlyingKnight takes another sip out of his canteen.
FlyingKnight: be right back I need to go fill up my canteen
* FlyingKnight thinks anything will happen then smiles
* Rema drinks out of his mickey mouse water bottle
* OMGWTFSTFURTFMLOL sets mode: +b *!*@28D67776.9963A68D.4BB509CE.IP
Rema: who is that?
OMGWTFSTFURTFMLOL: FK
Rema: porque?
FlyingKnight: Yeah?
#Vast_Empire You are banned (#Vast_Empire)
* OMGWTFSTFURTFMLOL rolls up a newspaper and bops FK on the nose a couple of times
OMGWTFSTFURTFMLOL: No. Bad dog.
FlyingKnight: what
#Vast_Empire You are banned (#Vast_Empire)
* OMGWTFSTFURTFMLOL sets mode: -b *!*@28D67776.9963A68D.4BB509CE.IP
* Rema scratches his head
FlyingKnight: Who was that??
Rema: lol
OMGWTFSTFURTFMLOL: j00r d4ddy
Rema: Fury?
FlyingKnight: Talon?
Rema: but wait
FlyingKnight: wait what
Rema: Since Rizz is Uncle, and he is brother to Fury, and Fury is our daddy...
Rema: and then.
* OMGWTFSTFURTFMLOL cackles
FlyingKnight: "then that means your a gay robot"
FlyingKnight: lol
* OMGWTFSTFURTFMLOL jumps up to the rafters and perches on a beam
Rema: i never knew robots could do that
FlyingKnight: have you seen that RvB episode
Rema: OH YEAH I LOVE THAT ONE
FlyingKnight: I lost my CD
* FlyingKnight starts to wimper

FlyingKnight played by FlyingKnight
Rema played by Rema
OMGWTFSTFURTFMLOL played by unknown (I am guessing Talon)

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[This message has been edited by Virius (edited June 4, 2004 7:51:46 PM)]

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RE: IRC Comedy

June 5, 2004 4:25:50 PM

Shhh.. don't tell them my secret identity.

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Hashi Shiyun
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RE: IRC Comedy

June 23, 2004 6:44:20 PM

Most of you know that I have this thing for a certain person. A certain person most of you find very annoying. Yes, Roxy_Girl. Time and again she rejects me over and over, breaking Hashi's fragile heart..

Damnit. Where's Dr. Rema when you need him.

[Roxy_Girl] Ooh...
[Roxy_Girl> =)
[Hashi] ^_^
[Hashi] Roxy baby.
[Sheepy] ...
[Roxy_Girl] Stay away from me, moron :P
[Hashi] Come here and give your Hashi a cuddle.
[Hashi] pfft.
* Roxy_Girl shoves sheepy in front of her
[Roxy_Girl] RAPE HIM!!
[Sheepy] *shrugs* ok
* Hashi goes round Sheep and rapes Roxy instead. uhh uhh uhhh.
[Roxy_Girl] Damn
* Roxy_Girl shoves sheepy in front of her
* Hashi cuddles Roxy_Girl
* Sheepy is tired an goes to sit down and voyer
* Roxy_Girl changes topic to 'MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR TRIVIA NAME WHEN PLAYING | Check http://trivia.imperialnetwork.com/trivia.htm for information|Roxy, Sheepy and Swine are da bomb! hashi is a rapist.
[Hashi] lol
[Sheepy] lol
[Roxy_Girl] That works.
[Hashi] It's not rape when you enjoy it hun >__>
[Roxy_Girl] Trust me, I dont =/
[Hashi] ... =(
[Hashi] lol
[Hashi] you're never giving me a chance are you :P
[Sheepy] lol
[Roxy_Girl] Nope :P

There was another such case with Kami. Tis, sadly, was another failure. Don't have the log though. I'm still looking for the one that will fill the void in my heart..

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RE: IRC Comedy

June 23, 2004 7:12:38 PM

hmm lets see if i got the log....

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RE: IRC Comedy

June 23, 2004 10:16:09 PM

i have IT! somewhere in the hundreds of pages of log.

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RE: IRC Comedy

June 26, 2004 5:21:48 PM

[01:04:49] hmm why is comtech still working??
[01:05:16] its been working for awhile now,
[01:10:44] * Acura has quit IRC (Client exited)
[01:10:46] * Evilthorn has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
[01:10:46] * Sarkissian has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
[01:10:46] * Warrior has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
[01:10:46] * Wolfgang has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
[01:10:46] * Barron has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
[01:10:46] * Carmen has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
[01:10:46] * combot has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
[01:10:46] * Otaos has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
[01:10:46] * Peallon has quit IRC (Client exited)
[01:10:46] * Varslaw has quit IRC (Broken pipe)

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Talon
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RE: IRC Comedy

June 27, 2004 3:25:20 PM

This is funny? I think at most I've smirked throughout this whole thread.

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RE: IRC Comedy

June 27, 2004 7:55:16 PM

Exactly the reason most bash.org quotes are faked now Tal.

Smirks are generous for that lot.

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RE: IRC Comedy

June 28, 2004 6:58:29 AM

bleh just thought i better post something...

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RE: IRC Comedy

July 1, 2004 10:56:10 PM

* Tal|Movie has no gag reflex

Merrick: navy boy
Tal|Movie: errr..
* Tal|Movie coughs and goes back to his movie that keeps getting interrupted

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[This message has been edited by Merrick (edited July 1, 2004 10:58:39 PM)]

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RE: IRC Comedy

July 3, 2004 9:54:26 PM

[22:12:10] (Rema) Hey Kad you here?

I got a good laugh out of that one.

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RE: IRC Comedy

July 4, 2004 10:04:53 PM

haha. Its like trying to contact Rage. Its impossible.

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Kadann
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RE: IRC Comedy

July 4, 2004 10:40:01 PM

You just have to know how to find me.

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RE: IRC Comedy

July 4, 2004 11:59:09 PM

Or he just doesn;t like you Rema.

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RE: IRC Comedy

July 6, 2004 1:28:52 PM

*reaches for his phone*

He's my bitch now. He's on call any time I need a quickie.

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RE: IRC Comedy

July 6, 2004 6:35:01 PM

words cant even describe my horror.

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RE: IRC Comedy

August 18, 2004 1:08:57 AM

Title: The Name Game.

[00:51] [Kami] gah
[00:51] * Kami kicks tk
[00:51] [Fallen_Angel] let me get that for you.
[00:51] * TK-112 kicks Kami
[00:51] * Fallen_Angel kicks TK
[00:51] * TK-112 asskicks FA
[00:52] [Kami] this is gonna end bad..:S
[00:52] * Kami waits for tk to implode
[00:52] [Fallen_Angel] you need to leave my ass alone ]:|
[00:52] [TK-112] fine!
[00:52] * TK-112 nutkicks FA
[00:52] * TK-112 implodes
[00:52] [Kami] wow
[00:52] [Kami] saves angel the trouble, lol

[00:52] [Fallen_Angel] in the tradition of Talon....
[00:53] * Fallen_Angel rips TK's brain out of his left ear
[00:53] * TK-112 goes back to normal size
[00:53] [TK-112] what brain?
[00:53] [TK-112] I work by impulse
[00:53] * Fallen_Angel looks at the raisin in his hand
[00:53] [Fallen_Angel] this one.
[00:53] [Kami] lol
[00:53] * TK-112 pees on the raisin in FAs hand
[00:53] [Fallen_Angel] dude.
[00:53] [Fallen_Angel] issues.
[00:54] [Fallen_Angel] might i suggest ritalin?
[00:55] [Trigit] Dude, TK
[00:55] [Trigit] wtf
[00:56] [TK-112] what?
[00:56] * TK-112 is now known as FAPwnsMe
[00:56] [Fallen_Angel] hahah
[00:56] * Kami smacks tk over the head with a wooden sppom
[00:56] * FAPwnsMe is now known as OUTRAGED
[00:56] [Kami] calm down
[00:57] [Kami] u psycho ;P
[00:57] * Kami smacks some more
[00:57] * OUTRAGED hugs some more
[00:57] * OUTRAGED is now known as LittleSenslessGirl
[00:57] [Kami] gAH
[00:57] * LittleSenslessGirl is now known as McDick
[00:57] * McDick is now known as TK-112
[00:57] [TK-112] grrr
[00:57] * TK-112 is now known as KamiPwnsMe
[00:58] [Fallen_Angel] hehe.
[00:58] * Kami kicks angel
[00:58] [Kami] ur not helping

[00:58] * KamiPwnsMe is now known as KamiLovsMe
[00:58] [KamiLovsMe]

[00:58] [Fallen_Angel] WHAT?
[00:58] [Fallen_Angel] im not doing it!
[00:58] * KamiLovsMe is now known as TK-112
[00:58] [Kami] lol
[00:58] * TK-112 is now known as HatedByKami
[00:58] [Kami] lol
[00:58] * Kami nods
[00:58] * HatedByKami is now known as NotByKateThough
[00:59] * NotByKateThough is now known as YesByKate
[00:59] * YesByKate is now known as GahSaidTK
[00:59] [Fallen_Angel] muhahahaha
[00:59] * GahSaidTK is now known as KamiBeatsMeAtNight
[00:59] [Fallen_Angel] rofl
[00:59] [Kami] ]:/
[00:59] [Kami] err
[01:00] [Kami] someone plz boot him
[01:00] * KamiBeatsMeAtNight is now known as NoButIsmsHerMostNites
[01:00] [Trigit] Eh?
[01:00] [Kami] ARR
[01:00] [NoButIsmsHerMostNites] but I cant help it!
[01:00] [NoButIsmsHerMostNites] bloody trig is doing it
[01:00] [NoButIsmsHerMostNites] trig whats your MSN thingie?
[01:00] [Fallen_Angel] he's afk you fool
[01:00] [Liquid] Trig, as the highest position holder active in this room, I give you permission to do it

[01:00] [Fallen_Angel] hes away on aIm and msn
[01:01] [Fallen_Angel] its the secret god of IRC.
[01:01] [NoButIsmsHerMostNites] he IS an admin
[01:01] [Liquid] yes, and I have limited admin powers
[01:01] * Liquid is god
[01:01] * NoButIsmsHerMostNites is now known as TK-112|SickAndSick
[01:01] * TK-112|SickAndSick smacks liquid
[01:01] * TK-112|SickAndSick is now known as PwnedByLiquid
[01:01] [PwnedByLiquid] gah!
[01:01] [Kami] oh god..
[01:02] [PwnedByLiquid] stop it!
[01:02] [Fallen_Angel] haha
[01:02] * Kami smacks head
[01:02] * PwnedByLiquid is now known as TK-112
[01:02] [TK-112] aah!
[01:02] * TK-112 runs off
[01:02] * TK-112 has left #Vast_Empire
[01:02] [Kami] lol
[01:02] [Fallen_Angel] w00t
[01:02] * Liquid is laughing so hard he's crying
[01:02] * Kami throws a party

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RE: IRC Comedy

August 18, 2004 1:10:53 AM

Sorry TK, that was just waaaay to good an oppertunity, plus, here's another one:

[03:14] * TK-112 assdances
[03:14] * TK-112 is now known as PwnedByHisOwnAssDance

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TK-112
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RE: IRC Comedy

August 18, 2004 1:52:54 AM

you yellow *******! :@

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