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AtPlay
Funny Bumper Stickers
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
Dyslexics of the world untie!
99.5 percent of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name!
Gravity is a myth. The earth just sucks.
EARTH FIRST! *small font* We'll ruin the other planets later*
It's bad luck to be superstitious
Next time wave with ALL your fingers!
My wife says that I never listen to a word she says... or something like that.
Procrastinators Unite!... Tomorrow.
Take me drunk, I'm home.
The lottery is a tax on people who suck at math.
IF YOU CAN SEE THIS... then I can slam on my breaks and sue your ass!
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
I brake for no apparent reason.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
Life may suck, but it beats the alternative.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
If the government is the answer, it must've been a stupid question.
Clear the road, I'm 16!
Couldn't afford to fix my brakes, so I made my horn louder.
Dumb People
DUMB COUNCIL MEMBERS: The city council in a small town in California enacted a law that would penalize anyone who detonated a nuclear weapon within city limits. There is a minimum fine of $500
DUMB DEMONSTRATOR: A man who installed windows in skyscrapers was showing his customers how strong each pane of glass was by getting a 10-foot running start and jumping against the windows from inside. However, the must've not been as strong as he thought: one shattered, and he plummeted 27 stories to his death. Oops!
DUMB THIEVES: Two New Mexico men were attempting to steal copper wire, which they intended to resell, from eletric lines. They were zapped by the wires, which they were unaware were alive. Each of the men spent 3 weeks in a hospital.
DUMB INSTRUCTOR: A parachuting instructor was excited because his wife had just bought him a camera to wear while jumping so that he could tape the entire experience. On the way up to jump, he was so excited that he put the new film in, checked the battery, and finally made sure the camera was snug on the helmet. He had an amazing jump, but he forgot to put his parachute.
DUMB DRUNK: A Los Angeles man was caught on tape attempting to break into a liquor store by throwing a cinder block through the window. However, the man didn't realize that the window was made of Plexiglass. The block bounced off the window and hit the man in the head, knocking him out.
DUMB DRIVER: A man in California was driving in the carpool lane when he was pulled over for driving alone. The man countered that he was note alone; he had three frozen cadavers in the back of the van, and they should be counted as passangers. The police did not agree, and wrote him out a ticket anyway.
DUMB DROWNING: In a small Egyptian town, three people drowned while attempting to rescue a chicken that had fallen down a well. A 17-year-old boy spotted the chicken when it fell into the well, and he descended 60 feet to save it. However, he drowned after an undercurrent got hold of him. Two more people met a similar fate.
DUMB OCCUPENTS: A bus which held five five passangers was rear-ended by a semi truck. By the time the police arrived on the scene, however, the bus had 17 occupants, who were all complaining of whiplash and other minor injuries.
DUMB PATRIOTS: Five high-school-aged boys decided to set off some fireworks for the Fourth of July. However, they chose a very bad place to launch them. They didn't know it, but they were on top of a 100,000-gallon fuel-distillation tank. Flames from the fireworks ignited the fumes, blowing the kids to pieces and scattering their remains over 250 yards away.
DUMB CRIMINAL: Police in Jersey City interrogated a suspect by placing a metal bowl on his head and running the wires to a copying machine. When the police thought he was being untruthful, they pushed the copy button and printed a copy of a sheet that read, "He's lying!" The criminal eventually confessed, believing that the machine could really tell he was lying.
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Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
CoT/COL Cosmic/HCA-3/Tadath/VEA/VE [OPE][OTH][OPA][EW1][CDS][IH][GS][SoS][CoH][PoC][MSM][IOC]
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Cleric "Cosmic" Vor'soth
SL/KPR Cosmic/Lion 1-1/mSSD Atrus/VEDJ/VE [VP][KC1][OAK]
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