For a girl with nothing to do for 300 hundred years except chase men had left Tina little other choice then to develop her force talents to levels no other living force user has yet to display with only Aku and Master Happa to rival her, even then there was a great deal of question which of those three were most powerfull.

This unsettled Kuroishi to no end.  He had always had a bad opinion of force users and his otherself went off and married one.  Sure he was taught how to use blades by a force user but that was different, the guy was at least not a pansy or out to rule the universe.

Perhaps that's one of the reasons why Kuroishi hadn't blasted Daishi for his treachery and tossed Tina in the middle of unexplored space.

The two had been back from thier honey moon for a while now but Kuroishi still had a bad feeling when he was about to open the hatch to the Royal Barkalounger's recreation area.

"If you two are going to do that at least change the access codes so I don't have to ever see that again.  It's just wrong on so many levels."  Kuroishi said as he walked in on the happy couple doing what happy couples do when left alone.

"Knock first."  Daishi replied.

Tina's faced was a mass of confusion as though she were temporarilly unable to comprehend that there were two Roberts in the room.

She was still not used to the idea that there was a clone of the man that she loved and married, or she married the clone of the man now standing in front of her.  Now she was unsure of how she was to act at this moment.  She could tell there was tension between the two of them.

****The assistant writer has a brain anurisim at the moment please wait while his brain numbs to the next plot device****

"Robert come over here and give me a kiss."  Tina said sweetly as Kuroishi just stood and rubbed his forehead.

"You have any idea how creepy that is?"  Kuroishi replied.

"There's plenty of room on the couch for you too."  Tina continued.

"That does it.  There is only one way to keep this from getting out of hand."  Kuroishi said frustrated.

"You mean..."  Daishi replied.

"Yes I do."  Kuroishi replied.

"Oh my."  Tina added.

"Not that you wierd twisted little fruit cake."  Kuroishi blurted out shortly before he was tossed against the far wall.

"No one talks that way about my wife."  Daishi replied panting in rage.

"Allright I'm sorry.  This still doesn't change what we must do."  Kuroishi answered.

"I hate it when we're right."  Daishi said as he began to calm down.

"Whatever dragon Daishi chooses, Kuroishi shall be there to counteract what Daishi does.  For he is Daishi's twin star."  The assistant writter jibbered in madness.

The three watched as the assistant writer left the scene then suddenly came back to focus on thier discussion.

"Tina you married him.  Let's see if there is anyway to differentiate the two of us by appearance, no matter how insignificant.  Let's see I got this bullet wound on my left thigh from Jonas Willhelm."  Kuroishi rolledd his left pant leg up to display the scar.

"Looks just like this blaster scar I got on my last pirate hunt."  Daishi brandished his own scar on his left thigh.

"Frak how did it get in almost the same exact spot and look so fraking similar?"  Kuroishi stammered in bewilderment.

"Face it since we both wear our Varneck Marine Combat Armor so much we just don't have many scars."  Daishi countered.

"True.  That leaves us with but one last choice for how to differentiate us so that you and Tina can keep to your vows without getting me confused for you, after all I still intend to get Neeman to be my wife."  Kuroishi went on.

"You are really twisted if you expect her to forgive either one of us."  Daishi replied.

"I promised I'd bring him back alive and that's exactly what I did.  He only needed his brain and a few attached organs to live.  I was even nice by letting him keep his eyes so he could see outside his fish tank.  I was thinking about buying him some goldfish to keep him company, he does get rather lonely in that fishtank."  Kuroishi defended himself.

"You are one sick twisted little puppy."  Daishi muttered.

"What did you say?"  Kuroishi glared at Daishi.

"Nothing.  Honey would you be so kind as to do me a favor?"  Daishi replied.

"I'd do anything for you Robert."  Tina replied stimied by the two Robert's conversation.

"I'd like you to probe the very essance of my being with your force powers and then do the same to my otherself.  Then tell me which one does not seem to have a missing piece."  Daishi asked as sweetly as he could.

"Sure."  Tina replied as she began to focus intently on Daishi.

As she began to meditate and focus her thoughts she began to float slightly off the ground.  A feel of static electricity began to fill the air.  A vortex began to swirl in the small compartment and the assistant writer began to throw some papers into the vortex.

Kuroishi was begining to lift out of his chair as was Daishi.  Suddenly the anomalies ceased and the two Roberts crashed to the floor.

"How would I do that again?"  Tina said confused.

Kuroishi just couldn't help himself anymore and began pounding his forehead on the solid floor.

"I give up.  Just keep to your vows with him.  I'll be going away for a long time because my head hurts way too much to deal with this anymore."  Kuroishi said as he got up to leave.

"Does my Robert have a headache?"  Tina replied in all her bubbly ditzy annoyance.

Kuroishi just left and Daishi put on another BB King Album and resumed doing with Tina what happy loving couples do when left alone.
 
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Great Death Leader of the Fallen
The Chief Instigator of Pain and Terror
GN Daishi(2LT Kuroishi)
"Victory through terror, terror through infiltration. Redefining pain and suffering since 2000 and damn proud of it."  Fallen Angels motto.
"And the sound of many heads hitting many solid objects was heard throughout the land." me