It's been brought to my attention that some of you have been unable to get your reports in on time.  This is making them look bad, which makes me look bad, and it's just bad, ok? So here's what we need to do.  So that you look good and get promoted, awarded medals, or gain IC's; you're squadron commander's have to look good, and I have to look good.  So if you want to look good, so that we all end up looking good, you gots to be sending in those reports! I mean, come on guys.  It's a 3 minute email that you have to type up. You just have to say, "Yo, boss man!  I'm here.  I did this.. this.. this.. and this...  Aren't I great?" It's not hard.  Look at the downside.  If I don't look good, I get depressed.  And nothing cheers me up more when I'm depressed than random executions of members that don't send their reports in.  It just brings that glimmer back into my smile, and the ladies love the glimmer (look at those pearly whites, now if only my face wasn't green)  So please, make a poor old man happy, and send in those reports.  And remember, as long as you send in your reports, you won't have to be the poor guy that has to die just so my teeth can glimmer   (Reports are due to your squadron Commanders by Friday Night.) Thanks a bunch, and the ladies thank you too! FM Threeof4
 
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FM Threeof4
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