To commemorate my finally cracking through a thousand possible permutations of my password and ID and getting on this message board, I herby present: MORE THINGS I LEARNED FROM ANIME
44 Fraternize with the target, sleep with her if she's willing, but in the end always take her out.
45 If your computer one day tells you that it is now a sentient lifeform spawned in the sea of information, believe him. And watch out for section six.
46 Install sensitive pressure sensors all over the house so you know when the guy in thermoptics is sneaking in.
47 Some ghosts are just looking for a man to love.
48 The proper level of drama makes any worthless spell worth it.
49 If you are visited by someone who claims to be god, check and see if he has electrical tape wrapped around various parts of his body. If he does he was probably just some guy that wandered in off the internet.
50 No matter how many spinoffs they do, I can still derive no joy from Gallaxy Express 999.
51 If you are going to train your pet assassins to kill evil people, do not first mistreat, abuse, rape, or generally be evil to them. Thats just asking for them to do their job.
52 a guy can miss a large man with five shots from a handgun at two inches and still hit a bottlecap sized object at five meters with one shot.
53 a blast that would destroy a medium sized town is NOT appropriate punishment for jaywalking.
54 If a guy tries to show you a picture of his daughter, look at it. This can save you a great deal of grief later.
55 If a spastic justice seeker wants you to blow up a mountain so the people of the town don't have to climb it to get to the next town, make sure you know precisely why the mountain is there before you agree to do it.
56 Drag-ons (not a typo) cannot stand any damage to their pretty face
57 Watching Martian Successor Nadesico right after watching Robotech is a strangely enjoyable thing.
58 If you have a pinpoint shield linked to a trackball and you are frantic enough in operating it, you can block any attack.
59 The death star would have worked so much better if it had been constructed as a giant transforming robot with an all women crew
60 A stray aircraft carrier makes a perfect arm for a giant robot
61 Just because they are micronians doesn't mean you are going to win.
62 Gratuitous panty shots are funny
63 Anybody who watches something like Kotetsu and decides that they hate all anime as a disgusting, crude genre are IDIOTS!
64 Anybody who watches grave of the fireflies but still falls under #63 are unfit to breed.
65 Anybody who have only seen the pokemon movie and therefore decide that they hate anime have suffered significant psychic trauma and must therefore have some time to heal. The best way to heal however is to watch Akira, Golgo 13, and/or Ghost in the shell.
