Top 11 Things the Empire should do to impove it's image:
Honorary #11. The Death Star now known as the Wacky Asteroid Machine: from Wham-O!
10. Free balloons for kids who turn in their parents
9. Emperor is always photographed with kittens
8. Next time they find a rebel base, just send flowers and maybe a nice fruit basket
7. Pardon every 1000th person illegally arrested
6. Paint the Star Destroyers to look like a big ol' slice of apple pie! Mmm Mmm good!
5. New slogan- Remember how you hated all that freedom?
4. Darth gets a teenage sidekick and a Darthmobile
3. New nickname Darth "the Sexecutioner" Vader
2. Always saying "Please" and "Thank You" when enslaving entire worlds
And the #1 way the Empire can improve its image is...*Drum roll*
1. Stop showing reruns of Alderaan
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989.