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Raziel
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  RE: Just found this:
July 26, 2002 6:08:30 AM    View the profile of Raziel 
Top 11 Things the Empire should do to impove it's image: Honorary #11. The Death Star now known as the Wacky Asteroid Machine: from Wham-O! 10. Free balloons for kids who turn in their parents 9. Emperor is always photographed with kittens 8. Next time they find a rebel base, just send flowers and maybe a nice fruit basket 7. Pardon every 1000th person illegally arrested 6. Paint the Star Destroyers to look like a big ol' slice of apple pie! Mmm Mmm good! 5. New slogan- Remember how you hated all that freedom? 4. Darth gets a teenage sidekick and a Darthmobile 3. New nickname Darth "the Sexecutioner" Vader 2. Always saying "Please" and "Thank You" when enslaving entire worlds And the #1 way the Empire can improve its image is...*Drum roll* 1. Stop showing reruns of Alderaan
 
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Jubei Nimiichi
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  RE: Just found this:
July 26, 2002 2:09:10 PM    View the profile of Jubei Nimiichi 
NiceRaz, whered u get that? oh and we still have a bb game pending
 
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Argon Viper
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  RE: Just found this:
July 26, 2002 5:54:49 PM    View the profile of Argon Viper 
Interesting... "Vader/Palpatine for 2004, like you have a choice" 
 
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Argon Viper
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Face
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  RE: Just found this:
July 27, 2002 3:15:45 PM    View the profile of Face 
lol Sling No. 8 out the window though.
 
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Sheepy
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  RE: Just found this:
July 27, 2002 3:35:15 PM    View the profile of Sheepy 
11. More women.....
 
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