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McSweeney's

March 1, 2012 2:59:47 PM

Just a few SW highlights:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/on-the-implausibility-of-the-death-stars-trash-compactor

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/this-ones-a-keeper-star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/lines-of-star-wars-dialogue-if-obi-wan-kenobi-had-been-really-really-depressed

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RE: McSweeney's

March 1, 2012 3:19:21 PM

The first one was certainly the funniest. The second one, left me confused at first, and then I just felt like it was stupid. And the third one was funny, but far too short.

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RE: McSweeney's

March 1, 2012 3:25:17 PM

I concur. I found the first, and it led me to the others, and I figured I'd include them.

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RE: McSweeney's

March 1, 2012 10:42:51 PM

The first one is fabulous.

Shamelessly stolen for distribution amongst my few nerd friends!

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RE: McSweeney's

March 2, 2012 1:47:33 AM

Logic kills Star Wars every time.

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