Since it's getting on toward Christmas, I thought I'd resurrect a thread that came and went before most of you joined the VE. (Also, I've got a sneaking suspicion that one or two of you will enjoy making similar stuff of your own and it'll turn out quite fun.)

First up:
The Twelve Days of Christmas: SFC Style

On the first day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
An extra long stint of KP

On the second day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Two tongue lashings
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the third day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Three sim runs
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
my Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Nine missiles tracking,
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Ten drunken bar fights,
Nine missiles tracking,
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Eleven pilots flying,
Ten drunken bar fights,
Nine missiles tracking,
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my SC gave to me
Twelve fighters fighting,
Eleven pilots flying,
Ten drunken bar fights,
Nine missiles tracking,
Eight guns a-blazing,
Seven men reporting,
Six Star Destroyers,
My Ace’s wings,
Four long patrols,
Three Sim runs,
Two tongue lashings,
And an extra long stint of KP!

-Drac

On the first day of Life Day, my Squad Lead gave to me...Wicket in a fur toupee.

um...the Hanukkah Song...duh?

Droid-el, Droid-el, Droid-el,
I fashioned you out of durasteel,
And when you're cooled and ready,
With Droid-el I will... Murder-a-seal?  Cure-some-veal?  Serve-a-meal?  What rhymes with durasteel?

With only so many Chanukkah songs, this is a lot harder for we droidel-spinners...

Also, apparently I'm hungry, and didn't realize it until rereading this post.